awesome Johnathan Coulton song

[Hurricane]

Spoiler

Heya, Tom' it?s Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you, buddy; how?ve you been?
Thing have been OK for me except that I?m a zombie now
I really wish you?d let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here?s an FYI: you?re all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is eat your brains
We?re not unreasonable; I mean, no one?s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We?re at an impasse here; maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We?ll all come inside and eat your brains

I don?t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that?s OK for now but someday you?ll be out of food and guns
And then you?ll have to make the call
I?m not surprised to see you haven?t thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But, Tom, that?s what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

All we want to do is eat your brains
We?re not unreasonable; I mean, no one?s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We?re at an impasse here; maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We?ll all come inside and eat your brains

I?d like to help you, Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you?re working with me
I?m not a monster, Tom...well, technically, I am
I guess I am

I?ve got another meeting, Tom; maybe we could wrap it up
I know we?ll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I?ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we?ll table this for now
I?m glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time; I know we?re all busy as hell
And we?ll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we want to do is eat your brains
We?re not unreasonable; I mean, no one?s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We?re at an impasse here; maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We?ll all come inside and eat your brains

http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/tracks#re: your brains

sorry if the tags dont work

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

Is it me, or does the song sound like something else? It sounds extremely familiar

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Haha this is hilarious, we're not unreasonable, we won't eat your eyes.

Zombies and mall. I could pretend / hope Valve contracted him to do this for them to secretly sneak a mall campaign in the DLC with this song at the end during the credits. Only problem is the Tom / Bob names meaning I fail

edit: Disrupted Hunter - It reminds me of Weezer - Beverly Hills, the way it slows and rolls in the verses and group singing in the chorus. Not the most flattering comparison, I'll say...

 

[knut]

Zombies and mall. I could pretend / hope Valve contracted him to do this for them to secretly sneak a mall campaign in the DLC with this song at the end during the credits. Only problem is the Tom / Bob names meaning I fail

And the song is a few years old now, I recall.

This tune is played in my friends car all the time. Amusing at first, but now downright annoying.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Really? That old? Its fairly obvious I'm not a fan of the man and his life work and had no idea.

Also, your friend plays music like this in his car!? D:

 

[Hurricane]

that's funny. i also first heard it in my friend's car!

 

[Sheepo]

lol, Glenn. I saw the title and was hoping he'd released a new song :/