baby jesus was born!

[<RJMC>]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7800822.stm

Twenty-year-old Virgen Maria Huarcaya Palomino had not been due to give birth on Thursday, but went into labour early and underwent a Caesarean operation.

Her husband, who shares the same profession as Saint Joseph, is in fact called Adolfo Jorge Huaman.

He said the couple had been planning to name their son after a football player.

"But thanks to a happy coincidence this is how things ended up," he said.

Baby Jesus was born at 0220 local time (0720 GMT) on 25 December at the National Perinatal Institute in Lima and weighed 3.32kg.

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

I think its pronounced (Hey-seus) in the Spanish way of saying it, and is a typical Spanish name like Carlos, Pedro, Jose, Jorge, etc.

 

[Raziaar]

Jesus wasn't even born on the 25th. Silly people.

 

[Polaris]

 

[Dalamari]

Crazy latin-americans, I bet he gave her a good deep dickin and they just wanted to act all OMG JESUS about it

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Hail Satan.

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

Pro-tip: its a common Spanish name for males in latin-America/Caribean. Also, there is quite a few that are not Christians, like those of the Santeria religion.

 

[mortiz-Redux]

I'm too busy licking the flames off Satan's knob to care about Jesus.

 

[Mingag]

Jesus was born in september.

 

[Barnz]

Who?

char

 

[Sheepo]

This calls for a wacky sitcom!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

This calls for a wacky sitcom!

Hail Satan starring Ron Perlman and Billy Bob Thornton?

 

[Azner]

Ye-soo(s) In All other languages.

Right?

 

[Laivasse]

Jesus backwards sounds a bit like 'sausage'.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I sol'd and then lol'd.