Bad Food Experiences

[Jack_Karverboy]

share horror stories about food here!

Here's a true story that happened to my dad a couple weeks ago

He was on his second bowl of grapenuts and he was eating a few peices off the spoon and he saw something moving through the cereal so he moved a couple peices out of the way. He found a little bug about the size and shape of the cereal crawling around and he was like 'ugh!' and he spat it all out. And that was his second bowl so he probably ate a bunch of bugs already!

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I found a giraffe in my rice crispies...shall i press charges?

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

I found a giraffe in my rice crispies...shall i press charges?

Yes! and one time I was at wendy's and I found a finger in my chili.

Ok one time I found a big bug in my salad

 

[Foxtrot]

share horror stories about food here!

Here's a true story that happened to my dad a couple weeks ago

He was on his second bowl of grapenuts and he was eating a few peices off the spoon and he saw something moving through the cereal so he moved a couple peices out of the way. He found a little bug about the size and shape of the cereal crawling around and he was like 'ugh!' and he spat it all out. And that was his second bowl so he probably ate a bunch of bugs already!

Pretty much the same story as yours, except I was pouring out my second bowl of oatmeal and found a ton of little weavils in them...I made a post about it.

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=34143&highlight=oatmeal

 

[Ames]

I was eating sushi and found some raw fish and seawood. I spit it out.

Nasty stuff.

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

Once I almost ate moldy cheese but yeah I saw the blue fuzz on it, threw it in the trash.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

wow nasty stuff. I can tell you a funny story while i was on my geography field course. Two female mates of mine were just sitting in their room on this trip, and one of them was eating a packet of crisps. During eating them they saw several earwigs crawling around on the floor. Being girls...sigh...they screamed and ran outside, dropping everything in their hands on the way out. After coming back later once the earwigs had been 'removed' they carried on just talking, and the girl who was eating the crisps picked up her packet (still pretty full) and carried on eating. As she finished she tipped the end of the packet into her mouth and felt and cold, slithery feeling in her mouth, it was a snake! nah only joking, it was one of the earwigs. She spat it out all over the floor, it was charming to watch. But so funny! my god shes still traumatised. Good times

 

[Ennui]

I found a giraffe in my rice crispies...shall i press charges?

I read that like three minutes ago and I'm still roffling

 

[MarcoPollo]

I ate chilli reano and i used to love it but then i got the flue and threw up and was miserable and everytime i threw up I could taste the chile reano. So now i asscociate the dish with the flue.

 

[Gunner]

When I was around seven or eight, I ate at a Roy Rogers with the family and discovered a huge WORM in my sandwich. It was really disgusting... yech. Oh and the last time I had a phô I got dizzy and puked my guts out till five in the morning.

 

[xLostx]

a few years ago I was really sick with a stomach flu and I was throwing up all the time, anyway after a few days I thought I was feeling better and my mom had just brought home donuts from Tim Hortons...thinking I was healed I went ahead and ate two double chocolate donuts. About 15 minutes later those donuts began to come back up, i was puking like crazy, so crazy that I began puking out of my nose and since i had ate 2 double chocolate donuts all the puke was black and it was crazy cuz i was puking out of my mouth and out of my nose it was insaneeee. Needless to say, I don't like donuts any more and havent eatten more than 5 in about 5 or 6 years now

 

[Hectic Glenn]

a few years ago I was really sick with a stomach flu and I was throwing up all the time, anyway after a few days I thought I was feeling better and my mom had just brought home donuts from Tim Hortons...thinking I was healed I went ahead and ate two double chocolate donuts. About 15 minutes later those donuts began to come back up, i was puking like crazy, so crazy that I began puking out of my nose and since i had ate 2 double chocolate donuts all the puke was black and it was crazy cuz i was puking out of my mouth and out of my nose it was insaneeee. Needless to say, I don't like donuts any more and havent eatten more than 5 in about 5 or 6 years now

AHHHHHHH did you have to be so clear with your description, IM EATING MY LUNCH

 

[15357]

I was eating some Yorgurt(not Danimal) and saw the expiration date was 6/13/2003.

it was yesterday.....

 

[kirovman]

Meh, there's 3 beetles in the average chocolate bar.

There's some kind of government quota for cereals, saying you can only have a certain amount of insects per kg. Being cereals, I'd imagine it's impossible to remove them all.

Love off-date foods, me.

 

[Shodan]

I tried to smash my TV when I saw an advert for one of those crappy little yoghurts, "Now with Rotundo crapius friendly bactiera" It had this mouthy little girl, called Katie, the dialogue was something like...

Voice "Katie..."

Katie "WHAT!?!"

Voice "What have you been eating?"

Katie "Yogurts 'N more"

I dont even remember what the hell else happened, but it was rubbish!

Stuck up little cow.

 

[Pressure]

One time I ate a chicken pot pie and I felt like shit for about 5 hours after then threw up all over the place. I never ate a pot pie again.

 

[MarcoPollo]

One time I ate pot and tried to eat a chicken and a pie.

 

[Fat Tony!]

There wasn't enough SPAM in the shops, I was expecting spam signs and every shelf full of spam....so I said to the manager "OMG! where's the spam!11" and he said "here's your spam, so eat it"...so I did.

 

[Pulse]

Oatcakes + Tabasco sauce = Very no

 

[jondy]

I never ate a pot pie again.

But pot pies are....godly.

 

[MarcoPollo]

or is god pot piely?^^^

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I once found marshmellows in my lucky charms!

 

[kirovman]

I once found marshmellows in my lucky charms!

Tsk. You ought to sue mate. Wouldn't stand for that.

 

[Antlion Hunter]

I was in Louisiana which is not far from here and went into a cajun restauraunt along the south lines.I ordered gumbo and we both saw something funky,yet VERY familiar in the gumbo.I asked them what it was and they said that some employee's Banded Iguana got into it while it was cooking and didn't bother to take it out!!****ING SICK DUDE!!!

 

[jondy]

So.......you almost ate a lizard.

 

[Antlion Hunter]

So.......you almost ate a lizard.

Internal organs and all.And the worst part:It's nerves were still slightly jerking around!