Barney: Better the Security Guard than that damn Dinosaur

[Gordon's Beard]

Nothing much. Just wanna know why we care about Barney the security guard more than Barney the Dinosaur.

 

[brokenjago]

I agree. Barney the Dinosaur is my hero

 

[The Monkey]

What dinosaur? Is it that pink shit that is in Jurassic Park 3?

 

[pixartist]

his color is great..oh we are in uk:
his colour is great

:E

 

[czrsink]

Barney the Dinosaur is the devil. The very devil devil.

 

[Brian Damage]

Barney the dinosaur is bad kids TV.

Barney Calhoun the security guard is a beer-loving, alien-butt-kicking, shiny-helmeted, machinegun-toting, headcrab-insulting, macho-phrase-spouting ally of Gordon Freeman.

Do de maff.

 

[fez]

how can u not love someone who shouts "that'll look nice in my trophy room" and "yeaaa got another one" everytime he glocks a headcrab

 

[Clavius]

I'm afraid of barney the dinosaur.. WHEAAAaaa just thinking of it makes me hide under the table.

 

[daveodeth]

yeah, any minute he could turn and rip them kids into chunks.

 

[rammstein]

Barney the dinosaur is bad kids TV.

Barney Calhoun the security guard is a beer-loving, alien-butt-kicking, shiny-helmeted, machinegun-toting, headcrab-insulting, macho-phrase-spouting ally of Gordon Freeman.

Do de maff.

You 'da man! :smoking: :afro:

 

[h00dlum]

how can u not love someone who shouts "that'll look nice in my trophy room" and "yeaaa got another one" everytime he glocks a headcrab

haha no i played Blue Shift yesterday he say something like "That would be a good trophy over my fireplace!............if i had one"

 

[denlife7]

:angry: oh my... my hl2 countdown meter can't tick down fast enough....

 

[bobthecombineguy]

haha no i played Blue Shift yesterday he say something like "That would be a good trophy over my fireplace!............if i had one"

that was otis, the fat and bald security guard.

 

[Danimal]

Barney the dinosaur was created for one of the following purposes

(I dont know which one)

- To hypnotise children into joining the war
- To entertain children
- A violent killing machine, unstoppable with no weaknesses
- To be used as a mini-nuke to bomb VAVLe after the producers of Barney found out they won't be in HL2
- FOR THE HORDE
- Barney the purple dinosaur does not exist, you are meerly just dreaming and I am the one who is giving you the warning that when a man asks you for directions on a Tuesday; You must ignore him or you will be snipered...

 

[Jeehde2]

Barney?

He, just wanted to know something...

Well be able to buy HL2 with the faces of Gordon, Alyx and the G-Man, am I right? Will we also be able to buy it with Barney (not the dino )

 

[czrsink]

OMFG Have you seen that new Barney toy that teaches you how to brush your teeth? I swear it was designed by Lucifer himself!

 

[Burn]

I demand box art with Barny on it, he is the best charater ever. Even if im buying the steam verson Meh.

 

[czrsink]

Your wish, is my command:

 

[rammstein]

Your wish, is my command:

HAHAHA :cheers: