bash.org "BEST OF"

DreamThrall · Nov 27, 2004

Since not everyone is a reader, I figured I'd post some from the top 100 that made me lol the most

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<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
<anamexis> :<

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)

<_kr4m3r> so many ****ing criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense

Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

<Firefly> Time for my prayers:
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven>

WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
<benja> The survey was a huge failure...
<benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
<benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
<benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
<benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
<benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
<benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

<glacial> I love school
<glacial> Today our term paper due date's set
<glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
<glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
<glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
<glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
<mat|t> rofl
<MortalKombat> omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!

<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
<cristobal> and heat up the door knob
<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....

<WooWoo> i was walking through goodwill with my daughter to look for costume ideas and there was this stuffed trout adn i gave it to her, adn literally, she smacked me with it and laughed
<WooWoo> and i'm like.
<WooWoo> omfg
<WooWoo> she just trout slapped me
<WooWoo> wtf
<WooWoo> she's not on irc
<WooWoo> it was all big too
<WooWoo> like 3 feet long

<tadpoleofdeath> Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?
<elfking> why?
<tadpoleofdeath> Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

DreamThrall · Nov 27, 2004

more...

<@dawoker> my manager dropped by and told me to stop using things like "my president is an assclown" in string testing for some of our code.

<Cyb> heh this guy I knew in high school forgot to write an english paper until like the day before it was due and it was supposed to be a work of fiction a couple pages long
<Cyb> so he wrote down the half-life sp story
<Cyb> and stretched it out as much as he could
<Cyb> and got an A

<sic1> so you tried to go home
<sic1> and it wouldn't start?
<sp4nk> Indeed.
<sp4nk> I wish I knew a thing or two about cars.
<sp4nk> I wonder if there's a troubleshooter online that's like Microsoft's thing.
<sp4nk> Problem: My car will not start.
<sic1> HAHAHA
<sp4nk> Suggestion: Have you tried turning the key?
<sp4nk> [ ] Yes, this solved the problem.
<sp4nk> [x] No, the car still will not start.
<sp4nk> This troubleshooter is unable to solve your problem.

<worstazn> yo i need to find a new bitch..
<mejmanyme> k i have a plan
<mejmanyme> you running windows or linux?
<worstazn> winxp....
<mejmanyme> k, hit start and then "run"
<mejmanyme> type in "cmd"
<mejmanyme> after commandprompt opens
<mejmanyme> type currentbitch /release
<mejmanyme> then currentbitch /renew
<mejmanyme> now type currentbitch /all and send the results

Tinneth · Nov 27, 2004

Yeh, thanks. :rolling:

Adrien C · Nov 28, 2004

Damn, give me more !! I can't stop laughing !

DreamThrall · Nov 28, 2004

You can get them yourself... www.bash.org

Direwolf · Nov 28, 2004

This would be hilarious if I hadn't memorized them all long ago.

Spartan · Nov 28, 2004

I think these are some of the highlights...

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
<anamexis> :<

<_kr4m3r> so many ****ing criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

DreamThrall · Nov 28, 2004

those are some of my favs, plus the nod to poe.

Spartan · Nov 28, 2004

<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering ****.
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window
<d|syztem> what the F-CK

The long rant about the trix rabbit is too funny.

B.Calhoun · Nov 28, 2004

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

lmao, my favorite.

destrukt · Nov 28, 2004

i <3 that site.

http://bash.org/?latest is my homepage.

CrazyHarij · Nov 28, 2004

I-rox is funnier.

[SG196]: yo
[SG196]: anyone here know where to get the HL2 beta
[Inh|sandler]: yes
[CitrusC]: We've all got it
[Inh|sandler]: www.w00tw00thl2beta.com/download.php
[SG196]: really?
[CitrusC]: This community is based on warez
[CitrusC]: Yeah, munro distributes it
[SG196]: sweet
[CitrusC]: think onions has it, too
[SG196]: finally, god has answered me
[CitrusC]: just pm him
[CitrusC]: he'll dcc it over
[SG196]: www.w00t gave me an error
[Inh|sandler]: :|
[SG196]: said it doesnt exist
[CitrusC]: ****ing site
[SG196]: We can't find "www.w00tw00thl2beta.com/download.php"
[CitrusC]: They updated the server last week
[Inh|sandler]: guess it's down or smth
[CitrusC]: and it doesn't ****ing respond anymore
[CitrusC]: their server has so many errors lately
[SG196]: can you send it to me?
[CitrusC]: Ain't got the iso, sorry
[CitrusC]: We got a updated version, not that 'patched' beta
[CitrusC]: It's nearly the final game!
[CitrusC]: We've been calling it .9 and only distribute it to our community, you see
[CitrusC]: keeps people here, ya know?
[SG196]: O_O
[CitrusC]: most of the mods have worked on it, in some form or another
[SG196]: any other links?
[SG196]: must...get...
[SG196]: X_X
[CitrusC]: Abom: Andrew|Work, Atari, ComradeBadger, D33, Himself, HotSoup, kayjay, onions, SeiferZ and sm|gone all did coding on it
[CitrusC]: stalker and synth did the audio
[CitrusC]: sorry mate, dcc only
[@SeiferZ]: :/
[CitrusC]: We try to keep it in the community, you know?
[Inh|sandler]: dcc only? it's 1.39gb
[Inh|sandler]: will take years
[CitrusC]: Well, you didn't mind waiting
[CitrusC]: you got past that prison boss, yet?
[SG196]: how long on DSL
::: Mode: (SeiferZ) sets (+b *!~SG196@###)
::: This (*!~SG196@###) ban affects (SG196)
::: Kick: (SG196) was kicked by (SeiferZ) (no :/)

-PM-

[SG196]: what happend?
[CitrusC]: He kicked you I think
[CitrusC]: damn, he banned you :/
[SG196]: !!!!!!!!
[SG196]: nooooo
[CitrusC]: sorry, there is normally a sign up thing any everythig
[CitrusC]: I'm not menta speak about it to people who ain't registered t oit
[SG196]: can you ask him to let me join or something?
[SG196]: all i wanted was HL2 :'(
[CitrusC]: I already told you too much, I'm so sorry man - check out www.halflife2world.com - if they are still active - they have another modified beta.. think they stole ours, too.
[CitrusC]: Well, I guess the good thing is that it is out in a month

[SG196]: lol, he wont let me come back?
[CitrusC]: I doubt it, seiferZ is a real badass.
[SG196]: you werent supposed to tell me about the project?
[SG196]: that you guys were working on
[CitrusC]: No, I wasn't
[CitrusC]: It can get us in a lot of trouble.
[SG196]: tell him ill keep my mouth shut
[SG196]: i promise
[CitrusC]: You see, we try to act like a respectable community, just for the cover, but we are actually trying to get hl2 sourcecode :/
[CitrusC]: He said if I carry on about it, he is going to ban me, too
[SG196]: lol
[SG196]: oh, what your doing is kinda illegal then, i see
[SG196]: and you dont want to get in trouble?
[SG196]: i can understand that
[CitrusC]: That's the idea, mate
[SG196]: lol, you dont have to worry with me, ill be quiet, ill probably forget about it in the next few days lol
[CitrusC]: Thank you so much, I am grateful.
[SG196]: i just wish your buddies would let me back =/
[CitrusC]: I can't do anything about it... sorry..
[SG196]: dang
[SG196]: well, thats ok i guess
[SG196]: what are you guys gonna do with the code?
[SG196]: I have no idea what its for
[CitrusC]: Well, we were planning to create our own version of hl2, like, adding new enemies, some AI, etc.
[SG196]: cool
[SG196]: like a HL2 b4 HL2?
[SG196]: or something
[CitrusC]: We've currently got people working round the clock on valve relations, you see
[CitrusC]: We have so far managed to con them into lending one of their servers
[CitrusC]: it is only a matter of time.. they will let down their defenses..
[CitrusC]: Then we will STRIKE! ^_^
[SG196]: just hope you dont get caught
[SG196]: then there would be court cases like crazy
[CitrusC]: Seriously, have you never heard of munro and Badger?
[SG196]: nope
[CitrusC]: They used to do work with MICROSOFT
[CitrusC]: anti-hackers
[CitrusC]: they can crack anything man
[CitrusC]: Guess what..
[SG196]: they're on your team?
[CitrusC]: I shouldn't tell you this.. but we are the guys that managed to break into the valve server in the first place
[CitrusC]: Yup ^_^
[SG196]: lol
[SG196]: that whole stolen source code was you guys?
[CitrusC]: Yes
[SG196]: LOL!
[SG196]: didnt someone get caught though?
[CitrusC]: Yeah.. :/
[CitrusC]: We lost a guy called starmonkey..
[CitrusC]: He backed his stuff up too often.. they got him
[CitrusC]: I miss that guy
[SG196]: i read that 2 guys got caught tho
[SG196]: maybe misinfo
[CitrusC]: only the one, mate
[SG196]: what happened to him
[CitrusC]: We don't know, man
[CitrusC]: it's like he ****ing diserpied
[CitrusC]: scary as shit
[CitrusC]: :/
[CitrusC]: His server doesn't exsist anymore, even all his logs are gone
[SG196]: jeez
[SG196]: does valve suspect you guys?
[CitrusC]: get this, you know the serial numbers on his machine?
[CitrusC]: We did a trace on them via microsoft.. They don't exist anymore..
[SG196]:

[CitrusC]: Valve ain't got a clue
[SG196]: well thats good
[SG196]: on that site you gave me
[SG196]: where is the HL2 game
[[SG196]: lol
[CitrusC]: Look, I can't speak about it anymore, man
[SG196]: cant find it
[CitrusC]: Ask in their forums
[SG196]: oh, i understand
[CitrusC]: CAn't speak anymore, stripping the time tags is going to take long enough
[CitrusC]: thanks
[SG196]: you dont have to worry bout me
[SG196]: from here on we cant talk to each other?
[CitrusC]: That would be best
[SG196]: that sux
[SG196]: your cool tho
[SG196]: you haxored teh valve
[SG196]: hey CitrusC, just do one thing
[CitrusC]: Yeah?

(at this point we actually thought he caught on)

[SG196]: dont ever do what you just did right now
[SG196]: cause the next person might be from valve
[CitrusC]: roflmao
[CitrusC]: Actually, I'm giving you credit for taking it so well, lol
[SG196]: hey, lol, its true
[SG196]: im actually think its halarious that you guys did that
[SG196]: sucks that your guy got caught tho
[CitrusC]: lol
[SG196]: just never talk to anyone like you did to me
[SG196]: just for your safety
[CitrusC]: I'm sorry man, just find it proper funny, dunno why
[SG196]: id actually like you guys to get the code and do your stuff
[CitrusC]: we should really stop communication, man.. I could be being monitored for all we know
[SG196]: i would help but your friend blocked me and i dont know jack about hacking
[SG196]: yah
[SG196]: that too
[SG196]: since bush made that stupid bill
[CitrusC]: Seriously man, don't speak

[SG196]: im not gonna tell anyone dude
[SG196]: well, thanks for talking, cya forever probably
[CitrusC]: Ok, on behalf of this guy who feels sorry for you:
[CitrusC]: Half-life 2 .net is actually a respectable community and we were infact having you on for asking about the beta. XD
[CitrusC]: All of the above is rubbish, complete and utter rubbish! :X
[SG196]: yup
[CitrusC]: oh, **** it man
[SG196]: what
[CitrusC]: No point trying to cover the shit up, I told you too much already
[CitrusC]: Just don't tell no-one, ok?
[SG196]: i told you i wont, who will listen to a 14 yr old CPU geek
[SG196]: lol
[CitrusC]: Thanks man. I've noted ya addy, will give you a shout when we get it finished, k?
[SG196]: if anyone asks me if we talked to each other, ill deny it ok
[CitrusC]: K dude

<CrazyHarij> lol
<CrazyHarij> how do you add quitmessage btw?
<Thargore> /quit this is a lame attempt at trying to make me quit
<CrazyHarij> ok i quit and come back and you tell me
<CrazyHarij> if there was a message
<Thargore> k
* CrazyHarij Quit (Quit: <Baloogan> girls who give blowjobs are ****ed in the head)
<[Matt]verydrrun> heh
* [Matt]verydrrun is now known as [Matt]
* [Matt] is now known as [Matt]-
<Thargore> lol, is he coming back?
* CrazyHarij has joined #halflife2
<Thargore> yeh, you have one
<Thargore> [00:28] * CrazyHarij (~crazyhari@******.br******.skanova.com) Quit (Quit: I take all up my peepee-hole!)
<CrazyHarij> hey
<CrazyHarij> did it work?
* [Matt]- is now known as [Matt]
<CrazyHarij> err wtf
<Maxi> LOL
<Thargore> try it like this
<CrazyHarij> I said /quit <Baloogan> girls who give blowjobs are ****ed in the head
<Thargore> /quit test
<Maxi> try again
<Thargore> perhaps the <> ****ed it up
-> *thargore* my turn
* CrazyHarij (~crazyhari@******.br******.skanova.com) Quit (Quit: test)
<Thargore> \o/
<Thargore> this is fun
<Maxi> is he not coming back?
* CrazyHarij (~crazyhari@******.br******.skanova.com) has joined #halflife2
<Thargore> there he is
<CrazyHarij> well?
<CrazyHarij> did it work?
<Maxi> [01:30:19] * CrazyHarij (~crazyhari@******.br******.skanova.com) Quit (Quit: I r spammer 4 life. Girls are ****ed in the head <test>)
<Maxi> no
<CrazyHarij> damnit
<CrazyHarij> i said /quit test
<Thargore> think ya got a lil script there

<Thargore> someone mustve infected ya or something when you clicked some random link
<CrazyHarij> wow really?
<Thargore> try '/timer 0 0 color background $rand(0,14)'
<Thargore> that might work
<Maxi> yeah that might work
<CrazyHarij> WTF MAKE IT STOP
<Thargore> HAHAHAHAHA
<Thargore> /timers off
<CrazyHarij> heeelp
<CrazyHarij> HEEELP
<Thargore> /timers off
<CrazyHarij> AAAAAAAAAARGH
<CrazyHarij> NOW IT'S BLUE
<Thargore> omfg, im laughing off my chair here
<Maxi> lol
<Thargore> CrazyHarij!!! /timers off
<CrazyHarij> I PUT IT ON TIMERS OFF
<CrazyHarij> and ITS STUCK ON BLUE
<Thargore> lol
<Maxi> LOL
<CrazyHarij> arghsrahahsfd
<Thargore> /color background 1
<CrazyHarij> i cant see shit captain
<Thargore> Maxi, will you post it or will I?
<Maxi> i'll do it
<Thargore> \o/
<Thargore> let this be a lesson CrazyHarij, dont trust us

[CrazyHarij] Geesh my comps ram is f**ked up now
[CrazyHarij] every program is crashing
[Deviant] shame irc hasnt

<CrazyHarij> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<theGreenBunny> wtf is that
<CrazyHarij> *********** look
<CrazyHarij> cool
<Pi|Mu|Rho> ********
<Pi|Mu|Rho> omg
<Pi|Mu|Rho> you're right!
<CrazyHarij> yeah
<theGreenBunny> **********
<theGreenBunny> omg
<CrazyHarij> you type it in but it shows to others as stars
<theGreenBunny> whoa
<theGreenBunny> what a leet feature
<CrazyHarij> that's a very good feature lol
<x3v> fiejmvja
<x3v> wtf it didn't work for me
<CrazyHarij> ??
<CrazyHarij> all i see is ******
<theGreenBunny> same here
<x3v> wtf dude it didn't star mine
<x3v> fiejmvja
<CrazyHarij> TO US IT IS STARS
<CrazyHarij> TO YOU IT IS YOUR PASSWORD
<Pi|Mu|Rho> yep
<CrazyHarij> all I see is alot of ******
<Pi|Mu|Rho> power rather than speed
<theGreenBunny> maybe it isn't your correct pw
<Sarin> nirasrules144
<Sarin> wtf
<Sarin> i dont get ******
<ComradeBadger> thats what i thought
<x3v> wtf dude... sniff....
[Private message] <x3v> die
<himself> lo
<x3v> la la la....
<Marik> when you type your pass we see the stars you see the pass.
<Sarin> btw that password thing is probably glineable

<Sarin> not that anyone is stupid enough to fall for it
<Sarin> is Marik online?
<x3v> haha
<x3v> fo sho
<Marik> i didnt say it
<Marik> was CrazyHarij
<CrazyHarij> ^^^
<Marik> no
<Sarin> okay only one person is stupid enough to fall for it
<CrazyHarij> x3v that is
<Sarin> but he seems to be idling
<CrazyHarij> fiejmvja
<[Matt]> my pass is ***************
<CrazyHarij> fiejmvja
<[Matt]> hmmm
<[Matt]> works
<[Matt]> let me try that again
<[Matt]> my pass is ***************
<[Matt]> my pass if MarikIsAKnob
<[Matt]> oops
<[Matt]> :x
<CrazyHarij> My password is **********
<theGreenBunny> pw = ********
<x3v> omg noooo crazy
<x3v> stop spreading my password
<CrazyHarij> haha
<Sarin> damn i want you all to get glined so i can rule as king
<Sarin> damn i gotta go
<CrazyHarij> :-P
<x3v> lol
<x3v> later
[Private Message]<x3v>hang yourself

(CrazyHarij) I can't stand this
(Pobz) sit down then
(CrazyHarij) ...

<CrazyHarij> But stuff like that messes up your mind.. try imaging what really is outside the universe and stuff like that.. or what happened before big bang / the creation, and before that and before that
<BadHat> yeah, and where the **** the remote's at

(CrazyHarij) Based on the record uptime of my WinXP box, my e-Penis is 28.76 inches (73.04cm) long!
(@gnuXtop) Based on the fact that you own a copy of Win XP, your e-Penis is 0.1mm long

CrazyHarij) I'm I-roxing that
(+Robert^) lol
(HouD) Is that one of those sites where they put up quotes of stupid people talking on irc?
(Hellspawn-) yup
(Hellspawn-) one of them
(HouD) Because if it is, so help me God, I shall be known as Stupid McStupidson for all my days.
(Hellspawn-) you better change your nick then..
(HouD) Those sites are funny and all, but I hate when people come on here and start trying hard to be funny and get quoted.
(HouD) Makes me want to kick their ass and claim Natural Selection in court.

<magothy> is there an irish expression for hangover?
<tReMeR> morning

(D33) Anyone know anything about genetic engineering ?
(D33) I’m on a quest to grow MrBadger some balls.

<qui> Marik - if you had more than 2 braincells you'd be dangerous
<Marik> how i find out?

*Nsaf hugs Jaxon
*Jaxon hugs Nsaf
::: Jaxon has quit: Killed (*.quakenet.org (You are violating QuakeNet rules. Please read http://www.quakenet.org/rules/. ID: 3289423))
<Imperial> and that, ladies and gentlemen, clearly shows what quakenet thinks of gay marriages

Spartan · Nov 28, 2004

I haven't laughed this hard in months...

I went through the entire top 200 list.

Adrien C · Nov 28, 2004

I told Chris_D that we wanted something like this for the site, he said he was going to put it, but he never did.....

Vegeta897 · Nov 28, 2004

I love those, pure hilarity.

Those sites are great.

destrukt · Nov 28, 2004

CrazyHarij have you submitted those to bash ? there so funny.

Spartan · Nov 28, 2004

Adrien C said:
I told Chris_D that we wanted something like this for the site, he said he was going to put it, but he never did.....

#halflife2.net doesn't stand a chance to be as funny as the stuff at bash.org. The channel is too politically correct and geared towards children. Just like #hlfallout.

CrazyHarij · Nov 28, 2004

Spartan said:
#halflife2.net doesn't stand a chance to be as funny as the stuff at bash.org. The channel is too politically correct and geared towards children. Just like #hlfallout.

Are you kidding? #halflife2 has the highest amount of talk about gay sex, guro, killing and random immaturity I've ever seen.
My g0t's network pales in comparison.

Razor · Nov 28, 2004

CrazyHarij said:
Are you kidding? #halflife2 has the highest amount of talk about gay sex, guro, killing and random immaturity I've ever seen.
My g0t's network pales in comparison.

Yes, My G0t has a lot to learn about abuse and immaturity when you compare them to the combined might of both Marik and Comrade Badger :|. :cheers:

DoctorGordon3 · Nov 28, 2004

What...are these exactly?

Ames · Nov 28, 2004

Funny Quotes from IRC.......at least they're supposed to be funny...

Adrien C · Nov 28, 2004

How do you join that Irc channel ? I'm kind of a N0ob at that...

destrukt · Nov 28, 2004

go into mirc.

type /server irc.quakenet.org and than type /j #halflife2

figure out the rest :O

CrazyHarij · Nov 28, 2004

(Rawrr): ur such a pervert
(Rawrr): bet u used noclip to stalk alyx

jsc1286 · Nov 28, 2004

<CrazyHarij> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<theGreenBunny> wtf is that
<CrazyHarij> *********** look
<CrazyHarij> cool
<Pi|Mu|Rho> ********
<Pi|Mu|Rho> omg
<Pi|Mu|Rho> you're right!
<CrazyHarij> yeah
<theGreenBunny> **********
<theGreenBunny> omg
<CrazyHarij> you type it in but it shows to others as stars
<theGreenBunny> whoa
<theGreenBunny> what a leet feature
<CrazyHarij> that's a very good feature lol
<x3v> fiejmvja
<x3v> wtf it didn't work for me
<CrazyHarij> ??
<CrazyHarij> all i see is ******
<theGreenBunny> same here
<x3v> wtf dude it didn't star mine
<x3v> fiejmvja
<CrazyHarij> TO US IT IS STARS
<CrazyHarij> TO YOU IT IS YOUR PASSWORD
<Pi|Mu|Rho> yep
<CrazyHarij> all I see is alot of ******
<Pi|Mu|Rho> power rather than speed
<theGreenBunny> maybe it isn't your correct pw
<Sarin> nirasrules144
<Sarin> wtf
<Sarin> i dont get ******
<ComradeBadger> thats what i thought
<x3v> wtf dude... sniff....
[Private message] <x3v> die
<himself> lo
<x3v> la la la....
<Marik> when you type your pass we see the stars you see the pass.
<Sarin> btw that password thing is probably glineable
<Sarin> not that anyone is stupid enough to fall for it
<Sarin> is Marik online?
<x3v> haha
<x3v> fo sho
<Marik> i didnt say it
<Marik> was CrazyHarij
<CrazyHarij> ^^^
<Marik> no
<Sarin> okay only one person is stupid enough to fall for it
<CrazyHarij> x3v that is
<Sarin> but he seems to be idling
<CrazyHarij> fiejmvja
<[Matt]> my pass is ***************
<CrazyHarij> fiejmvja
<[Matt]> hmmm
<[Matt]> works
<[Matt]> let me try that again
<[Matt]> my pass is ***************
<[Matt]> my pass if MarikIsAKnob
<[Matt]> oops
<[Matt]>
<CrazyHarij> My password is **********
<theGreenBunny> pw = ********
<x3v> omg noooo crazy
<x3v> stop spreading my password
<CrazyHarij> haha
<Sarin> damn i want you all to get glined so i can rule as king
<Sarin> damn i gotta go
<CrazyHarij> :-P
<x3v> lol
<x3v> later
[Private Message]<x3v>hang yourself

By the way.. x3v is me

Kommie · Nov 28, 2004

[CitrusC]: I doubt it, seiferZ is a real badass.

That made me laugh the hardest after the WRONG BITCH one

Edcrab · Nov 28, 2004

<Exelcesior> I take it ALLL back about greenpeace type fanatics
<Exelcesior> no offence Ed
<Ed> hmm?
<Exelcesior> i was feeling suicidally bored so I visited a friend who's pretty enviro friendly
<Exelcesior> and I was talking to him as he watered his lawn, when this car pulled up
<Exelcesior> and this fat guy mooned him
<Exelcesior> so he screamed "****! BEACHED WHALE!!" and turned the hose on him
<Ed> well, you have to keep them hydrated

<Ed> alright
<Ed> the world is completely ****ed
<Ed> my neighbour has a "No visitors except by prior arrangement" sign
<Ed> thing is, I just found out that the bastard's a Jehova's Witness
<Ed> I wonder if a "No thanks, I'm a Protestant" would work any on my door

Yep, I've got one hell of an ego...

Exelcesior was a damn funny guy, I just never had the heart to tell him he'd spelt "Excelsior" wrong. I don't think anyone else in the channel ever did either.

The Harry Poter "wang" replacement experiment had me in stitches

Dalamari · Nov 28, 2004

Razor said:
Yes, My G0t has a lot to learn about abuse and immaturity when you compare them to the combined might of both Marik and Comrade Badger :|. :cheers:

WHAT ABOUT ME!

nw909 · Nov 28, 2004

Dalamari said:
WHAT ABOUT ME!

pfft, you aint got the peener size 5

Dalamari · Nov 28, 2004

Peener

Click to expand...

Now do I?

Ames · Nov 28, 2004

Dalamari said:
Now do I?

There's only one way we can tell...

disco dance dance revolution battlemania

SubKamran · Nov 29, 2004

B.Calhoun said:
lmao, my favorite.

Yah, mine too.

Have you guys seen the IRC Keyboard?

http://www.slcentral.com/scythe-keyboard-mousepad/tpskeyboard.jpg

Ennui · Nov 29, 2004

Direwolf said:
This would be hilarious if I hadn't memorized them all long ago.

they're funny every time. <3 bash.org

CptStern · Nov 29, 2004

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
<anamexis> :<

hehehhehe

Death.Trap · Nov 29, 2004

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

That one...is SOOOO funny....man...I almost passed out laughing at that.

Razor · Nov 29, 2004

Dalamari said:
WHAT ABOUT ME!

Well....you are abusive and immature, but come on, you are no where near in the league of Badger and Marik.

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