bear kills and eats a monkey in a zoo

[Ficken_Sie]

MSTERDAM, Netherlands - Bears killed and devoured a monkey in front of horrified visitors at a Dutch zoo, officials and witnesses said Monday.

Visitors reported that the grisly scene began as several bears chased the monkey, a macaque, onto a wooden structure at Beekse Bergen Safari Park.

They said a bear tried unsuccessfully to shake the monkey loose, ignoring attempts by keepers to distract it. The bear then climbed up and grabbed the monkey, mauling it to death and bringing it to its concrete den, where three bears ate it.

The park confirmed the killing. “The habitats here in the safari park are arranged in such a way that one animal almost never kills another, but they are and remain wild animals,” it said in a statement.

The attack occurred in an area of the zoo that contains both monkeys and sloth bears, a type of black bear found in the Asian subcontinent.

The park said it plans now to move the macaques to another part of the park.

 

[The Monkey]

No video?

 

[MiccyNarc]

Ficken_Sie

Laden with irony.

 

[Sparda]

Where is the movie at eh?

 

[Dalamari]

bear eating a monkey is ****ing uber

 

[Reginald]

My two favourite animals in a fight to the death.

Who gives a **** about Godzilla and Mothra, we want Winnie the Pooh vs King Kong.

 

[Tyrael]

Plus sloth bears look frickin hilarious. You can just imagine the monkey jumping around, groovin away, then suddenly a bear just lands ontop of it and eats it. I would have laughed my arse off. Then I would have mourned the loss of the monkey

 

[Gray Fox]

poor monkey, why didn't the assholes try to scare them with fire instead of just idly watching the monkey be eaten

 

[evil^milk]

Plus sloth bears look frickin hilarious. You can just imagine the monkey jumping around, groovin away, then suddenly a bear just lands ontop of it and eats it. I would have laughed my arse off. Then I would have mourned the loss of the monkey

Heh, I thought that too... as a matter of fact I laughed at the thread title

 

[Dalamari]

poor monkey, why didn't the assholes try to scare them with fire instead of just idly watching the monkey be eaten

It's what animals do, idiot

 

[Gray Fox]

It's what animals do, idiot

Ooh how mature. This is a zoo, not nature, the same rules do not apply. Cats also eat birds, doesn't mean it's not better if you put a bell around their necks. Bears also eat their own cubs, that also prevented.

 

[DreadLord]

Why was this goon banned? lol

 

[Gray Fox]

Why was this goon banned? lol

I don't know, but I believe his name is "****_You"in German.
So it was probably an account of someone who was banned pr just wanted to troll.
(edit: It's John121)

 

[DreadLord]

Ah, I see. What happened to the good old days of KngHenry and Dgeneratron?

 

[Gray Fox]

Ah, I see. What happened to the good old days of KngHenry and Dgeneratron?

Did you notice how they appeard around the time Foxtrot was banned. And both of those were were unhappy with him beeing banned. They might be his firends just trying to **** with us a bit.

 

[DreadLord]

I hadn't noticed that. But Foxtrot was a cool kid when I played with him on Xfire and such. I suppose it's possible though.. Who was Foxtrot's buddy? There was one kid.. I forget his name.. He told a story one time that was like three pages long that detailed him getting head from some girl or something lol.

/not to derail

Yeah.. Go bear.

 

[Gorgon]

any pictures, vids ?

 

[Dalamari]

I hadn't noticed that. But Foxtrot was a cool kid when I played with him on Xfire and such. I suppose it's possible though.. Who was Foxtrot's buddy? There was one kid.. I forget his name.. He told a story one time that was like three pages long that detailed him getting head from some girl or something lol.

/not to derail

Yeah.. Go bear.

I've known Foxtrot for 16 years and he's never gotten head from some girl or something

Although he is a bit of a germ freak

 

[Raziaar]

Visitors reported that the grisly scene began

 

[DreadLord]

I've known Foxtrot for 16 years and he's never gotten head from some girl or something

Although he is a bit of a germ freak

No no no, this is Foxtrot's friend I'm talking about. I forget the kid's name. Sixthree and I used to play BF2 with him..

 

[Dog--]

lol, monkey being eaten.

 

[Raziaar]

This is nature's way of saying **** YOU MONKEYS for killing that cab driver.

 

[15357]

This is nature's way of saying **** YOU MONKEYS for killing that cab driver.

Indeed.

 

[nofx]

I've known Foxtrot for 16 years and he's never gotten head from some girl or something

Although he is a bit of a germ freak

OCD maybe...
uhmm ya its animals do I suppose we morally inclined to defend for the monkey because after all are not they our ancestors?

 

[JNightshade]

D: <3 Foxtrot

<3 bear

</3 monkey.

 

[Raziaar]

OCD maybe...
uhmm ya its animals do I suppose we morally inclined to defend for the monkey because after all are not they our ancestors?

They're not my ancestor. They may be your ancestor. I evolved from gorillas. That's where I get my brute strength from. Grrrrr!

 

[Llama]

...monkey ownt?

Sad, but its nature.

 

[Azner]

I though only alligators and Humans eat monkeys...Seriously :|

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

the pic: http://www.nieuwnieuws.nl/archives/images/beer500753.html

the vid (sorta) : http://www.nieuwnieuws.nl/archives/2006/05/beer_eet_aap.html

 

[lePobz]

In tomorrows headlines:

"Gang of Monkeys attack, kill and eat a bear in Zoo."

You've gotta watch 'em. Them monkeys are smart.