BEEATCH!!! I've a mind to give you a taste of ma sammich!!!

[CptStern]

A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.

perhaps she offered to butter his bread


http://www.boston.com/news/odd/arti...abbed_after_hitting_girlfriend_with_sandwich/




this is the best line on the internets ever:

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

they're waiting for forensic evidence to determine what cheese was used

 

[Eejit]

Sandvich and me going to kick your ass!

 

[JBails]

ZOMG! Sandwich of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
but seriously....
"The man was freed on $7,500 bail."

I think that $7,500 is a bit over the top for a sandwich whack....

 

[CrazyHarij]

police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[NeptuneUK]

 

[Druckles]

Awesome girlfriend.

"Hai, you gave me food, so now I sue yo ass."

Maybe the bread was off.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

May have gone something like this.

Spoiler

 

[Omnomnick]

VATS THAT SANDVICH, KILL ZEM ALL?!?? AHAHAHAH, GOOD IDEA!!?

:rolling:

 

[Nitre]

Best story evar.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Lol what a pain in the ass sandwhich.

 

[Sam]

YOU ARE A LOOSE CANNON, SANDVICH, BUT YOU ARE A DAMN GOOD COP!

Big text.

 

[Moto]

big text

 

[VoXQuA]

It was humorous up until

the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.

He looks like a bit of a psycho, it could well have been a nasty sandwich to be hit with. Like a cactus and anvil sandwich.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Or a... knuckle sandwich.

No wait, that's actually less funny.

 

[VoXQuA]

 

[Raziaar]

Holy shit, his hairy testicles are in that sandwich!

 

[VoXQuA]

He looks like a bit of a psycho, it could well have been a nasty sandwich to be hit with. Like a testicle and anvil sandwich.

Fixed.

 

[highlander]

Sounds like she got sandwiched!



**** you.