Being Geeky Could Get You Laid

Alright..... That's pretty disturbing that he has to use his computer to get laid.
 
Don't get your hopes up. It's a one in a million shot.
 
I love how this thread has 58 views... and then people realise what it's about.. so few post :P
 
I'd happier getting money to fix computers...
 
bliink said:
I'd happier getting money to fix computers...
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All those poor Australian men with broken computers have all just gotten a slightly bit more depressed, well done Bliink :rolleyes:.
 
I think I'd also be happy getting money. That and only a whore would pay someone with sex.
 
Ritz said:
I think I'd also be happy getting money. That and only a whore would pay someone with sex.
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uh uh
A whore is someone who ASKS for money, not pays :P

Even though this guy is asking for sex, what kind of women do you think would ask for sex AND their computer fixed?
tub g1rl anyone?
 
Orcone101 said:
uh uh
A whore is someone who ASKS for money, not pays :P

Even though this guy is asking for sex, what kind of women do you think would ask for sex AND their computer fixed?
tub g1rl anyone?
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Eh? So if a girl asks for sex and uses a computer she's into doing the tub girl thing?

Thats just dumb
 
Orcone101 said:
uh uh
A whore is someone who ASKS for money, not pays :P

Even though this guy is asking for sex, what kind of women do you think would ask for sex AND their computer fixed?
tub g1rl anyone?
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"Thanks for fixing my computer, I wont pay you money, but I'll give you a blowjob, Im totally not a whore, tee heh"
 
Probably sweaty hefers who break their computers on purpose so they can get laid for free. Hahahaha.
 
ComradeBadger said:
I love how this thread has 58 views... and then people realise what it's about.. so few post :P
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Yep, I was like "OMG SW33T!!!!1 S3XX0RZ 4 MEH!1" *click* oh bollocks
 
...I wondered why the guy in the repair shop was winking and pointing down allot....
 
I would rather take the money and spend it on stuff to get legit sex.
 
Ennui said:
Yep, I was like "OMG SW33T!!!!1 S3XX0RZ 4 MEH!1" *click* oh bollocks
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i don't know why that is so funny, but it is :laugh: ROFL
 
I would just like to make all the ladies fully aware that i am completely able to fix most problems with your computer, and also come very well trained in other areas as well :). I also have very competitive monetary rates for the men as well.
 
DEATH eVADER said:
So if I have a full time job during the week, I get paid. Plus I could get a saturday job in which I could exchange my services for sex. Problem is, you might have to help a granny or a big momma :E
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Now now Death Evader, this is no time to be prejudice against the big ladies or the old ladies, they use computers as well :thumbs:
 
id like it if there was a supermodel fixing my computor in exchange for it :D

brooke burke :cat: rawr
 
This sounds like one of those weird '60s British softcore porn films like "The Adventures of a Milkman/Window Cleaner/Driving Instructor"


Not that I ever watched them. Ahem.
 
how sad would it be if he rejected the woman after fixing her comp.... lol
 
Recieving the bill must be horrible - imagine if they didn't know, or thought he was joking or something.

I can just see an acne ridden guy in thick rimmed glasses sneering as the beautiful housewife opens the bill to just see the words

Sex x 4hrs
BJ x 3
Soapy Pokey Bum wa*k x 1

You're not gunna be happy.

And what does the tax man get?
 
Do you think that he has to keep "records" of his payment? <Shudders>



How sad that that had to be my 4000th post :hmph:
 
He would get a wink and that is it... :|
 
Orcone101 said:
And if a guy needs their computer fixed?....
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Says in article he will just HELP them for money...

Wierd guy and customers though...and only one orgasm for every two hours of work...BAH!
 
Damn it...nerds get all the ass. What ever happened to girls swarming all over assholes like me?
 
Another way is that nerds get good jobs because they were in school, earning a lot of money thus all the girls want to meet him for his money. :rolleyes:
 
Razor said:
Now now Death Evader, this is no time to be prejudice against the big ladies or the old ladies, they use computers as well :thumbs:
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Dag Nammit, like you sig by the way, you should of went with "I want that one" but then again are friends on foreign soil might not understand what we are talkin about ;)
 
imagine that: using your computer to get laid ..that's gotta be a first (virtual suits and online escorts are not the same thing) :)
 
DEATH eVADER said:
Dag Nammit, like you sig by the way, you should of went with "I want that one" but then again are friends on foreign soil might not understand what we are talkin about ;)
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I was waiting to see if any Johnny Foreigners take offense to it, hehehehe.
 
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