Belgium Doesn't Exist

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Heres a snip:
For to long we have been told lies.
The existence of the supposed European country of Belgium has been taken as gospel for years by members of the Liberati. It has long been held up as a shining example of Liberal philosophies in action. However, now is the time the truth be known. Belgium doesn't exist.
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http://zapatopi.net/belgium/
 
What about the waffles? D:
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Where do the waffles come from?

"Belgian Waffles," fabled for being superior to normal waffles, were actually created in New York in 1964 during the World's Fair. Then called "Bel-Gem" waffles, they were sold inside the four-acre Belgium Village, a "recreation" of a 19th century Belgium village. Actually, this was the first time in history that a Belgian village had ever been physically constructed.
 
The website has a link at the bottom that explains that the moon doesn't exist. And it seems that another link explains that the sky doesn't exist. These right-wing conspiracy theories are nuttier than left-wing conspiracy theories.

This is my favorite quote from one of the conspiracy theory links:
Of course, as with most things having to do with the government, there are aliens involved. Do you remember back in 1950 something, when a "weather ballon" crashed down near Roswell, NM? I figured you would. You see, everyone thinks that those aliens are kept at Area 51. But in actuallity, those aliens are kept at Wisconsin. Area 51 is really a cover up of Wisconsin. Also, coincidently enough, Al Gore was born 9 months later. Coincidence? I think not.
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Thats not a right wing conspiracy theory; thats a psycho wing conspiracy theory.
 
they would fit in quite well with the flat earthers :laugh:

EDIT: I have been to belgium. of course it exists!
 
UFO crashed in Roswell in 1947, not 1950 something. Those people really have done their research.
 
Captain M4d said:
The website has a link at the bottom that explains that the moon doesn't exist. And it seems that another link explains that the sky doesn't exist. These right-wing conspiracy theories are nuttier than left-wing conspiracy theories.

This is my favorite quote from one of the conspiracy theory links:
Of course, as with most things having to do with the government, there are aliens involved. Do you remember back in 1950 something, when a "weather ballon" crashed down near Roswell, NM? I figured you would. You see, everyone thinks that those aliens are kept at Area 51. But in actuallity, those aliens are kept at Wisconsin. Area 51 is really a cover up of Wisconsin. Also, coincidently enough, Al Gore was born 9 months later. Coincidence? I think not.
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Hmm I live in Wisconsin.. I wonder where in Wisconsin they are kept...or maybe I'm an alien!! Ahhh!! Alien-Human Hybrids!!! X-Files!! Chain-Smoking Guy!!! Ahh!!
 
Cole said:
Hmm I live in Wisconsin.. I wonder where in Wisconsin they are kept...or maybe I'm an alien!! Ahhh!! Alien-Human Hybrids!!! X-Files!! Chain-Smoking Guy!!! Ahh!!
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Get away from me, you fake person!
 
Belgium may or may not exsist, BUT IDAHO IS REAL! D:

 
Captain M4d said:
The website has a link at the bottom that explains that the moon doesn't exist. And it seems that another link explains that the sky doesn't exist....
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Actually the sky doesn't exist, it's an illusion. Look up during the day and you see the "sky", look up at night and you see stars but where did the sky go? What you see during the day is sunlight that has reflected off the earth's oceans and then re-reflected off the atmosphere and into your eyes. :O
 
Get away from me, you fake person!
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What you got something against fake people? Huh? HUH?
PREJUDICE!! I thought you were better than that!
 
Xune said:
Actually the sky doesn't exist, it's an illusion. Look up during the day and you see the "sky", look up at night and you see stars but where did the sky go? What you see during the day is sunlight that has reflected off the earth's oceans and then re-reflected off the atmosphere and into your eyes. :O
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I never thought of the sky as an actual independent entity...
Cole said:
What you got something against fake people? Huh? HUH?
PREJUDICE!! I thought you were better than that!
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Guilty until never proven innocent!!!
 
Even more nuttier than the Flat Earth Society :O
 
Belgium exists. If you do not believe this, you will be taken by KOSMOS. D:
 
The elitist liberal left would try to tell you otherwise.
 
You guys all fail at satire.

Plus, it's common knowledge that Belgium is fictitious.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Yeah that was a poor call Jimbo. This is an ace thread. In before close my arse. It will probably be closed though when some noob joins in 2008 and bumps it to post a Kathaksung like monolouge proving these claims.
 
Anyone who wasn't suspicious in the first place was obviously ill informed about the situation. This only confirms what I've pretty much known for years.
 
Is that "Belgian Citizen Pods beneath Euro-Disneyland" picture is cut from Matrix?
 
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- BELGIUM!
 
Hang on a minute, if Belgium dosent exist where do all the P90s come from?
 
Bob_Marley said:
Hang on a minute, if Belgium dosent exist where do all the P90s come from?
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Counter-Strike.

Of course Belgium doesn't exist. Everyone who proclaims to live in Belgium, should be sent to a mental hospital, forever.
 
Insano said:
Of course Belgium doesn't exist. Everyone who proclaims to live in Belgium, should be sent to a mental hospital, forever.
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What good would that do? They would just pass around notes about how the hospital was secretly located in Belgium when the nurses weren’t looking. Besides, mental health is just a conspiracy passed off by the liberati to get you to stop believing in demonic possession. They should really just be tried as witches.
 
Gah........

Ok, everyone that believes Belgium exists, you're Group D
people that believe Belgium does not exist, You're group C
people who have never heard of Belgium before and don't care, you're group A
People who are the liberati, You're group E


"Attention. Execute those in Group C, D, and E by firing squad no later than August 15th." -Admiral Lee Jeong Sook, in a written order to Korean Police, after a riot
 
15357 said:
Gah........

Ok, everyone that believes Belgium exists, you're Group D
people that believe Belgium does not exist, You're group C
people who have never heard of Belgium before and don't care, you're group A
People who are the liberati, You're group E


"Attention. Execute those in Group C, D, and E by firing squad no later than August 15th." -Admiral Lee Jeong Sook, in a written order to Korean Police, after a riot
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I must be group B then.
 
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