Beta-7

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That is really, really, crazy shit. If that real...I dont know what to say. I hope that guy comes back, but the last news post on his website was from Sept. Man, thats just nuts.
 
the least sega could do is hire so damned half decent writers. sega: your material is as transparent as george bush's speeches.

examine the wesbite and the vids, it's all pretty see through to a trained eye.

think about it..sega has been going under for the past few years, they need something to give them a kick. they get a couple of dudes who are leet or whatever and they cook up this idea and they hire some nerd to make sure it's all decent and all..well...try getting this stuff passed a seasoned lie detector person.

i've hated sega since the dreamcast...so it gives me an advantage.
 
LOL

Wait this is just a football game .. imagine what happens to HL2 beta testers!
 
LoneDeranger said:
LOL

Wait this is just a football game .. imagine what happens to HL2 beta testers!
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Haha, shoot the shit out of people thinking their combine soldiers.
 
Whoa. I almost believed it up until the point at the end where he said:

"I never made it to San Francisco, but I managed to escape the guy that tried to finish me off..."


Actually, I'm lying. I realised in the first 120 seconds after working out that Sega would have no motive whatsoever for selling and marketing a game that caused violent outbursts and other narcoleptic (sp?) problems.
 
so...how many of you morons are going to buy this piece of shit after hearing about it? after all..that's exactly what sega wants you to do. act like predictable little human beings and go out and spend your hard earned cash on it.
 
Imagine FIFA or ISS games with this first person feature........that would be so cool!
 
oh god how long has it taken these developers to think this feature up for gods sake

we've been doing this for freaking YEARS

get with the times devs. your work is shit.
 
i think thats a load of BS. Doubt that could be real. Plus, if it was happening to a bunch of people, wouldn't we have heard about it in the news? Seems false to me.
 
I didn't beleive, I mean Sega would do more than send some letter, they'd get lawyers. But then I knew it was all real, what would you do if you were marketing a game that caused mental black-outs and unpredictable violence, then someone found you out? You'd get a hit-man to take the guy out. I kept on saying to myself "God Sega just hire a murderer and get rid of this guy", I was just about to stop watching then the part about the hit-man came up. This has to be real, it's a well known fact the Sega is Japanese for "Hired Beta-Tester Assasin".
 
when someone sends a ninja to your house to kill you...that's just wrong
 
It wasn't a ninja, it was the cat.

trash1.jpg
 
But why would it be a media campaign, it'd be a better hoax than campaign.
 
Well I could have though it's possible for the guy to get a sudden urge to tackle people. But to also do a little dance afterwards? Come on.
 
but thats what the big black people on the game do, why not him ;)
 
http://www.beta-7.com/segaswindle/trash1.jpg

I dont see anything in that picture thats actually broken do you? Odds are in a scuffle you would step on one of those CDs and crack them.
Also that cat seems too calm, although it could have been taken awhile after the "attack".
 
I'm sorry but these videos where he "blacks out" are just hilarious. LOL! He tackles a TV dinner table just like the ones I have.
 
lol...watch when he falls down/....he will break his fall...seems fakey... good reading thou.....
 
BS. Plain and simple. Entertaining though. Nice post NW909.
 
Pressure said:
I'm sorry but these videos where he "blacks out" are just hilarious. LOL! He tackles a TV dinner table just like the ones I have.
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F^CK THAT'S HILLARIOUS!!! LMAO.
 
You know, I still really wanna play this game, if I had a ps2...
 
my brother works for hollywood video, I'm gonna rent it today :P
 
Anybody know if it's comin' out for XBOX ever? Looks pretty sick, lol.
 
NSPIRE said:
Anybody know if it's comin' out for XBOX ever? Looks pretty sick, lol.
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Urr, in all the vid's he's playing it on xbox, pay attention more ;)
 
lol, TEH SERIAL SPELLZ TEH CRASHCAM

At first, I thought they were hinting at it being "1337." Then I realized the numbers corresponded with the letters, duh

Anyway, I'm sure he'd have ALL that time to put together a video, edit it, make it flow, post it on the web, etc. if he's "on the run." This is a great marketing campaign, though lol
 
D'oh! XBOX... should... have... noticed. F^ck... gives up and dies :(.
 
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