Bible Game goes gold! Hallelujah

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"In addition to riding the grand old escalator up to The Pearly Gates, there's now one more reason to pay attention in Sunday school. Pure ownage in The Bible Game. Crave Entertainment today announced that The Bible Game has shipped to stores for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox."



here's a screenshot

uhhh is it "b" oh lord?


there's even multiplayer

deathmatch extreme!!! Angel vs Archangel, Jesus vs Ganesh, cherub vs familiar it's a no holds barred wholesome game of ...tennis?




disclaimer: the above should be taken in jest no disrespect to christians intended
 
how DARE you conjure such wicked magic upon my ornamental glass screen!!

WITCH!
WITCH!!!
 
I hope this doesn't match Big Rigs in the lowest scoring game ever.

Big Rigs rocks by the way. I AM WINNER!
 
I am sick and tired of all these so called "GTA Killers".
 
Yeah, we need some bible tennis inspired killers.
 
CyberPitz said:
"BEST GAME EVER!"
Nah he'd probably say that the tennis was training children to hit balls at each other with big rackets. That's the devils game.
 
Isn't Doom III a bible game. Aren't you fighting evil and satan? I've never played it so I don't know, but that was my impression. :P
 
Mith' said:
Isn't Doom III a bible game. Aren't you fighting evil and satan? I've never played it so I don't know, but that was my impression. :P
Damn straight *rubs annabelle*
 
Mith' said:
Isn't Doom III a bible game. Aren't you fighting evil and satan? I've never played it so I don't know, but that was my impression. :P
Yeah, I wasn't allowed to Play Diablo II in my parents house because they were christian nuts..and it was an EVIL game. She wouldn't even listen to the fact that the main goal was to DESTROY DIABLO AND HIS MINIONS..*sigh*
 
There was a bible game on the SNES that you could kill baby moses.
 
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