Bicyclical Desire (Adult)

How hot are bikes?

  • Hot

    Votes: 5 15.2%
  • Very hot

    Votes: 10 30.3%
  • I ride one twice a day

    Votes: 6 18.2%
  • I prefer pedestians

    Votes: 12 36.4%

  • Total voters
    33
  • Poll closed .

A-Bike

Winner of the Short Story Contest 07/05
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It is a dark and stormy night, and I am alone, feeling vulnerable, and needy. The rain is cold against my frame. You've left me here, chained, defenceless. The steel brushes against me, and I long for you, ache for you to come back. My mind flashes through all the possibilities of you, your skill in treating me.

Through the rain I see your figure silhouetted. I realise how wet I am.

You walk toward me confidently, with necessity in your eyes. I know what you want, and you use me this way all the time. I like it.


You unlock me casually. Your hands glide over my handle bars and I feel your firm buttocks slide over my saddle as you mount me.

You start working my pedals and I start moving forward. I feel the sweat on your body start to build up and you ring my bell, driving me crazy with lust.

A hill up ahead, I brace myself and you kick in a higher gear. It is excruciating ecstasy, I moan out to you. You pant back, insatiably.

As we climb up the hill together you dismount me and start stepping down on the pedals with all your bodyweight. I feel as if my chain is gong to jump off and the spokes on my back wheel start to shake. My chain jumps off. You stop and kick me hard. "Stupid bike!" you yell and I love it. I want you to treat me rough!

I get a few seconds to recover before you mount me again and we start going down a street. You weave to the left and right, making me dizzy and adding to my ecstasy. I feel your hands on my handle bar and can't help but feel dirty. You ride me wild.

For a moment my pedals run fast, so fast, and I can feel you injecting your every last strength into me. Suddenly, you stop, and we both collapse into the ground, a tangled heap of metal and flesh, exhausted, spent.. A warm liquid effuses from you, it runs delightfully over my body. So volumous, so potent, spreading its sickly salty stench over the damp tarmac. It stains my varnish red. I hope we never move from here.
 
It's like you put my deepest, innermost fantasy into words!
 
How can you peddle this filth?
I wasn't expecting any bike puns in this thread, but I guess I spoke too soon. I wheely wanted to be the first, too :(

I wonder if this was inspired at all by the thread in general chat? When I saw it, even though I never come in here, I lol'ed and clicked the link.
 
Dear Hl2.net, surrender your souls to the op. We are not worthy.
 
God, that was hot. I'm gonna chain you up and leave you outside in the rain to rust.
 
I'm already tyred of all these lame puns.
 
I don't know, I'm all ready to get back in the saddle.
 
..w-w-what components are you wearing?

Well, I've got my reflector lights just where you like them [4 on the front, 2 on the back, remember how you said it made me look more streamlined] and I'm wearing that cute retro-bell you got me on out first date
 
These puns remind me of all the foot/leg ones all so long ago...

Epic story, good on ya.
 
Interestingly sexual brake from the usual stories.
 
You run my back wheel over a piece of glass...I go limp. Sorry.
 
a toast, to the coming of this thread.

O and this reminded me of a song, by chamillionaire
They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
 
Whoever you are - you are awesome, wish we could do it again...
 
This is amazing. If hl2.net ever becomes a religion, you're automatically canonised.
 
I haven't seen a win thread like this on hl2.net in a long time.
 
What is it about the fan fiction section that attracts all the freaks?

Funny read.
 
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