Bidding for a toenail, why?

[The Dark Elf]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19257&item=5557061566&rd=1

some people have too much time on their hands, or foot as the case is..

 

[Crushenator 500]

Woah, what will they think of next...

Seriously, why would anyone buy that..? They have their own! :O

 

[Seppo]

"...and keep in mind that if you don't win this auction you will never forgive yourself for losing out on such a sweet deal"

Guess I'm a very forgiving person then

Anyway that's not as funny as the guy who was trying to sell a pic of the ending sequence of Half-Life 2. I don't know if that story is true though

 

[The Dark Elf]

Woah, what will they think of next...

Seriously, why would anyone buy that..? They have their own! :O

The person selling it is weird, but yeah, what kind of person would actually buy it??

Probably one of those weird types who sit behind net curtains and you don't find out anything about them until they die or move out and then all these secrets start coming out and dead bodies being dug up in the garden

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Maybe someone who got frostbite and misses having toenails lying on the floor after cutting them.

 

[Tr0n]

Thats some crazy shizzle.

 

[Blakeb155]

What the hell? That's so pathetic. eBay has hit new lows...

 

[SimonomiS]

Wow you really can buy anything on eBay. I like how they give the toenail a little sparkly background to help it sell.

 

[The Dark Elf]

Wow you really can buy anything on eBay. I like how they give the toenail a little sparkly background to help it sell.

I look forward to the ebay commercial including a toenail between a bra and a waffle maker.

 

[Shippi]

Wow you really can buy anything on eBay. I like how they give the toenail a little sparkly background to help it sell.

I hadn't noticed that till you pointed it out

hehe, he's not crazy if he actually gets paid for it it's the buyer that's crazy

 

[SimonomiS]

I look forward to the ebay commercial including a toenail between a bra and a waffle maker.

"I bought this purple bra from eBay, looks great and gives good support for my..."
"Toenail, 100% genuine, bargain off eBay, I needed one after losing my own in a..."
"Waffle Maker! Its brilliant, quality waffles in under a minute, from eBay!"

Howzat?

 

[Alig]

nevermind

 

[The Dark Elf]

"I bought this purple bra from eBay, looks great and gives good support for my..."
"Toenail, 100% genuine, bargain off eBay, I needed one after losing my own in a..."
"Waffle Maker! Its brilliant, quality waffles in under a minute, from eBay!"

Howzat?

lmao! hehe. You didn't happen to create the original commercials did you?

 

[SimonomiS]

lmao! hehe. You didn't happen to create the original commercials did you?

Oh noes, my secret! Ill have to run to the hills in my...
"Motorbike, from ebay..."
God damn its addictive to do.

 

[oldagerocker]

The person who buys that will get it straight out the envelope and give it a good chew

 

[mortiz]

Actually a Voodoo priestess may buy it, apparantly you can put curses on people by using their toenails, not a smart move imo!

 

[Alig]

...And i take it you believe in that crap!?

 

[Crushenator 500]

The person who buys that will get it straight out the envelope and give it a good chew

Scarily enough... That's probably true

Weirdos

 

[Raziaar]

Gross. What's next, the hair on the drain grating in your tub?

 

[Danimal]

Thanks for the idea, Raziaar.

 

[Raziaar]

Thanks for the idea, Raziaar.

You better split your 5 cent profit with me. If you dont.... :sniper:

 

[The Dark Elf]

Thanks for the idea, Raziaar.

I saw it first! Besides my hair is longer so I can supply to the demand for soggy plug hair

 

[Murray_H]

I saw it first! Besides my hair is longer so I can supply to the demand for soggy plug hair

arrgghhh someone leaves a shit load of hair in our shower, most of the time it just builds the water up, but you can be unlucky and have it spill out :x :x :x

The cleaners left a big clump on the side of the shower one time, we were all nearly sick

 

[Ranga]

I saw it first! Besides my hair is longer so I can supply to the demand for soggy plug hair

but i have red hair! (ish). It'll sell for 5 times as much as anybody elses!

 

[The Dark Elf]

but i have red hair! (ish). It'll sell for 5 times as much as anybody elses!

lemmie guess, a red head told you that?

 

[Raziaar]

but i have red hair! (ish). It'll sell for 5 times as much as anybody elses!

Whatever ya say big red.

 

[Ranga]

Whatever ya say big red.

well, when i'm rich after selling a few hairs.... I'll let u know so that i can laugh at you

lemmie guess, a red head told you that?

no, its intuitive. red hair > anything else

 

[Ames]

no, its intuitive. red hair > anything else

blonde....?

 

[Raziaar]

blonde....?

Green? Blue?

 

[Ames]

Green? Blue?

They're not natural colors.

 

[Raziaar]

They're not natural colors.

So? Who said anything about natural colors besides you just now?

 

[Ames]

So? Who said anything about natural colors besides you just now?

Because unnatural decreases retail value. You don't want crappy fake hair. ONLY THE GENUINE THING!

 

[Ranga]

red>blonde>brown>black. u'd hve to be deranged ot buy it tho (just like the toenail...)

 

[Tantalus]

Seriously, why would anyone buy that..? They have their own! :O

Oh how I wish I did...

 

[pr0nking]

Thats sick :x

 

[Dalamari]

The reason people put that stuff up is because IDIOTS will buy it as a joke, then they realize that the only person that wins when you spend money on a toenail is the guy who gets the cash.

 

[Danimal]

It's only 1 cent last time I checked...

 

[johnnypoopoopant]

you can find anything on e-bay

 

[Raziaar]

you can find anything on e-bay

Not bodily organs! Not yet...

 

[Deleter]

actually its $1.01 + $.50 for shipping....weird....if you want something to chew on, you can buy 6 gumballs for that.