Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure being remade

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why?

will teens know what they're talking about when the grand inquisitor says

"put them in the iron maiden"

Bill & Ted: "excellent!"


****ing hollywood is really trying to cash in on it's past ..however they always play it safe and take out the less savoury bits of a classic movie:

The main differences are that the phone Bill and Ted use to travel through time isn't an old-school phone booth, but something "funkier." Their band is called the Atomic Gorillas instead of the Wyld Stallyns. The script is supposedly full of "hip" pop culture references for today's kids, like Bill and Ted worrying they're going to miss The Dark Knight. No clue whether there's a George Carlin character this time around, or who might play him. There are a lot fewer "Whoas."
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idiots!

http://io9.com/375484/bill-and-teds-completely-unnecessary-remake
 
it'll play out like stupid teen Highschool tv show/movie whatever the hell it is ..with more dancing and singing feel-good pop songs
 
This isn't true. please. PLEASE!!

Tell me this is a late april fool's joke?

*breaks down*
 
Atomic Gorillas? Are you ****ing joking?

I bet Seann William Scott will be involved in some way.
 
Ashton Kutcher cast as lead in 3..... 2........ 1...............

I like how the fact that they use the words "funky" and "hip" guarantee this movie will be neither hip or funky.
 
Mike Myers and Dana Carvey should make Wayne's World 3.

B&T always make me think of Wayne's World for some reason.
 
Dear God no...

You can't remake a movie like Bill & Ted. You just can't.
 
'Scuse me, I'm off to slap an OAP for this outrage.
 
It was announced today that they're remaking Short Circuit aswell. What a ****ing joke..
 
What?! Nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
It was already remade with Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny.
 
Haha, kinda true.

But really I can't see this EVER actually being made. Someone sane will step in.
 
Hollywood should be arrested for pedophilia, to the extent they're ****ing our childhoods. Lul.
 
Bad^Hat said:
Hollywood should be arrested for pedophilia, to the extent they're ****ing our childhoods. Lul.
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What ^he^ said.

These remakes are so out of control that it boggles the mind. Seriously, are all the original ideas gone? From Hollywood I would say decisively, Yes. :frown:
 
The sad thing is, if Meet the Spartans can do well, this can do well.

Let our favorite movies rest in peace!
 
So mad right now. Can't see straight. Must leave thread before I start mashing on the keyboaejklartanmergrgrtt4****ING SON OF A BITCHefklefketm,retGODDAMN HOLLYWOODsefsefmsdgxcvTHIS IS NOT HOW YOU BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER
 
Personally, I won't be satisfied unless Bill is emo and Ted is a gangbangin' rapper.
 
I wonder what kind of music they'll use for the shitfest.
 
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