Bill Hicks Quotes

[carrera]

the man was a genius

I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

 

[Feath]

Shouldn't that be "Bill Hicks quote"?

 

[Ravioli]

Bill Hicks is great:

"you know, they tell you that Mauriana is bad and lowers your ability to do things that you normaly could do better........WROOOOONGG..:WROOONNGG...you can do ANYTHING just as perfect when you are high on mauriana...its just that...you realize...its not worth the ****ing effort :/

 

[StardogChampion]

A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a ****ing cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.

People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction.

6char.

 

[Ravioli]

well this thread died fast....

 

[Dekstar]

well this thread died fast....

... Then got revived by a fool.

 

[Nat Turner]

This thread is ghey to the max.

 

[KagePrototype]

Now, calm down, Skeeter. They ain't hurtin' nobody.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

PICK UP...the gun

The iraq war...yeah i wondered about that. 'Oh Iraq, in incredible weapons...incredible weapons' Really? How ya know that?

Well....heh, we looked at the reciept! And as soon as that cheque clears, we're going in! What times the bank open, 8? We'll go in at 9.

Legend.

 

[jondy]

Now, calm down, Skeeter. They ain't hurtin' nobody.

We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here!

 

[Ennui]

Bill Hicks was a genius.

All of his drug bits, anti-anti smokers, and hooligans were my favorites.

 

[Dalamari]

Bill Hicks = overrated

The same people who think Bill Hicks is a genius are the same idiots who think Sam Kinison is a genius (yelling for an hour and a half to get laughs = not funny)

 

[jondy]

Bill Hicks = overrated

C'mon, he was a genius. I cried with laughter listening to some of his stuff.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

The same people who think Bill Hicks is a genius are the same idiots who think Sam Kinison is a genius (yelling for an hour and a half to get laughs = not funny)

Who?

Bill Hicks was amazing, it seems people only contest things like this for the sakes of it. How he can be overrated i dont know, when so few people know who he is. He is THE most famous unknown comic, which sums him up perfectly.

Its just a ride...

 

[OvA]

What? Fife is a great place to live!

 

[howief]

aintst it marijuana, not mauriana? I bet you stoned on drugs :smoking:

 

[xcellerate]

People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction.

dude, i dun been to fife before, and what you said angers and confuses me.