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Que-Ever

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How much? How long? Etc.

I am covered in it, every possible place, except the normal spots... palms, soles, tongue, etc. Except the middle joint of my pointer fingers. I have no idea why.

My longest arm hairs are aroudn an inch long, my legs between two or three (dunno if anyone remembers the thread where I got into the nair) and my longest pube I've ever pulled out was about five inches. My body hair pwns.

Occasionally I shave my armpits, if they get so out of hand my deoderant doesn't work.

I don't like chicks with any hair, though. *shrug*
 
Quite a bit on my legs.. Otherwise not a whole lot. And it's blonde as well, so you can't see it much.
 
About 0.5in. on my legs. I pretty hairy... there, though. D:
 
Hairy Legs, very thick hair, hairy arms, pit hair.

Barechest, can't grow facial hair very well.
 
This thread has the makings of greatness.

I'm not particulary hairy, but I have a rather pronounced "happy trail".



EDIT: I'm growing a bad-ass moustache.
 
Oh yeah, happy trails. I have more of a happy highway.
 
Ugg gross...5 inch pubes? Your not gettin BJs anytime soon and if you are youl get a classic smile when she looks up at you then smiles and theres a friggin 5 inch pube across her teeth. Yuck.
 
I got blond hair on my legs, and it's not that long, but at my ankles I have black hair.. I have blond hair on my arms, too... my arm/leg hair isn't really noticable because it's blond.. armpit hair isn't that long either..
 
normal pubic hair, a good manly bit of leg hair, no chest hair to speak of, pit hair, some lovely ass hair, and fine facial hair (if i didnt shave)
 
Glirk Dient said:
Ugg gross...5 inch pubes? Your not gettin BJs anytime soon and if you are youl get a classic smile when she looks up at you then smiles and theres a friggin 5 inch pube across her teeth. Yuck.
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Rofl.
 
DreadLord1337 said:
Mmhm.. You noob.

More like Idonothavehairhere
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lol just googled it and it's exactly what I thought it was :P I've just never heard that before.

I'm pretty average, but since my hair is dark I look way more hairy than I am.

I know one person who had a full on beard at 16, about an inch thick. Called him acne jesus...
 
Once I get more cash'o...I might go for the classic pornstar wax job. ;)
 
seriously, do anyone have hair so closely around their anus?

p.s. do anyone has blonde pubic hair?
 
burnzie said:
Deadly Importaint.
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DEADLY IMPORTANT

I dont have much in the torso or back hair, only spot really is around me navel.

I also have fairly hairy legs and arms, but not discustingly much. I hair on my hands, but only up to the second knuckle.
 
It catches poo so it wont get in the toilet DUH
 
A piece of advice, if you're eating something, I highly recommend you read this post.

bbson_john said:
How come anus hair is important?
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from tadpolenet.net,

"Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!"

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Now, if you plan to shave it, here's a guide on that.

"Here are the rules of ass hair shaving:

1. Don't shave too short - doing this will cause the many problems (and more) that this man has experienced.

2. Don't shave too long - what's the point?

3. Always use an electric razor - you don't want a vanilla (or chocolate or bavarian or whatever delicious dessert of a color you are) smooth ass. It's just not pleasant, plus it makes you look like a 6 year old.

4. Always use baby wipes to seal the deal - using a baby wipe, or moist hand towlette if no babies are available for their rare and precious extract, seals your colon with a kiss. It ensures that no rogue Cosbies are straggling behind, the stench will be whisked away, and your ass is left smooth and moisturized so no irritation will occur. It would be optimal to wipe EVERY wipe with a baby wipe, but in a scenario which you are running low, using one for the last wipe or two is just fine.

5. If you sweat a lot, wear underwear - this man is right, hair soaks up a lot of sweat. When it's not there, you're going to have sweat marks. If he wasn't wearing underwear, how many people would have thought that, while noticing this man's sweaty streak on his ass while he was walking up the stairs, that he had shat his pants? I know I would have. Although not wearing underwear can be a natural, zesty enterprise, and wearing it can be uncomfortable, it does provide an extra layer of protection between your ass and the rest of the world's view.

6. Always exfoliate - use a loofa, or at least a washcloth, on your ass, in the crack and out, while in the shower. This ensures that you don't have extra dead skin that has acquired the distinct smell of ASS living on, well, your ASS. Also, use a bit of conditioner on the little bit of hair that's left. It's just nicer for everybody that way.

7. Try different designs - while this has no physical benefit at all, it is fun to look at, and ladies love it.

8. If you're afraid of it, don't do it - it will grow back faster and thicker, especially if you shave it ALL off. If you are frightened of becoming a hairy beast of a man, don't use a razor. Nair that hair off.

9. If you use any kind of a razor, BE CAREFUL - regular blades are sharp, and electric razors will cut and pinch the hell out of you. This is the most sensitive part of your body besides your eyes, lips and mouth, so treat it with delicacy."
 
I actually laughed out loud a few times reading that. Whoever wrote that was an idiot for shaving his ass, and also a good writer. There was a point in my past where I was contemplating shaving my ass hair, glad I never got past the contemplation phase.
 
Hairy legs, bare chest, hairy ass.
BUT
My big toe and second biggest toe are webbed together (on both feet)
pretty cool eh?
 
Hairy legs, arms, toes (wtf) and bare chest. Pubes trimmed so it doesn't look a huge black hairy sphere of doom is eating my dick.
 
the trail of hair leading up from the penis or vagina (depending on weather its a man or a woman), to in between the breasts. sometimes it stops at the naval
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Dear lord... On a woman?
 
Pubic hair that covers the inside of my thighs as well.....legs covered in hair......chest hair.....bit on arms, hair on shoulders.

Receeding hairline.
 
Lightly hairy arms and legs, thick head of hair, happy trail, some chest hair, some facial hair, but I keep clean shaven.
 
I have LONG ARM HAIR. Each hair is like an inch long!:rolling: . My leg hairs are long as well... I got tummy hairs too. I have to shave every 2-3 days on my face!
 
I trim my armpit and pubic hair on a regular basis. Other than that, there's really no need for anything else. I don't have chest hair, nor back hair, and luckily, I don't have the genes for it either. My dad is approaching 52 and he's still not noticeably hairier than me. YAY!
 
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