Bomberman: The New Face Of Terror

[Gray Fox]

Click me

 

[Shodan]

PLEASE BE A JOKE.

It has to be a joke.

Edit:Yeah, its a joke, its too stupid to be true, must be a piss take of JT or something.

 

[Uriel]

Explain before I click

 

[rosseh]

Hahahhahahahahaha.

 

[Dalamari]

But...

He's so cute

How can anyone be afraid of lil' ol' Bomberman

 

[CrazyHarij]

ahahaha. best ****ing hoax ever. read "your stories"

 

[Gray Fox]

I know it's a hoax.

 

[Seagull]

Muslim extremists will not eat pork under any circumstances and are severely allergic to all pig-based products. You can determine if your child has been suckered in by a brainwashing terror-game by rubbing a piece of bacon on their cheek while they play. If they flinch, there is a chance they may have been compromised.

:cheers:

 

[<RJMC>]

if you didnt say it was hoax I will hav thought it was real

after see all the other "reactions" cough*jackthompsonandthefactthatthevideogamestraingyoutokillpeople*cough*

 

[MiccyNarc]

http://www.boefivgt.org.uk/stories1.htm

I thought this was odd, but I just assumed it was Daniel's influence rubbing off on him. I never noticed that he was playing more and more violent games, and speaking Arabic.

ROFL.

 

[VictimOfScience]

Oh man--that was awesome! Too too funny! Glad there are people out there with a sense of humor about this crap instead of a sense of righteous outrage and hate, etc, etc....

PS - Bomberman PS3...look for it soon. :thumbs: <--(not a joke)

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I should have gotten up and pissed before I read this. I ROFLd so damn hard.

 

[WhiteZero]

hahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
Thats awesome.

 

[WhiteZero]

Counter-Strike, a game frequently used by terrorists to train for real-world atrocities

*translated from Arabic, during an actuall Al Qaeda training mission*
Ok, listen up, you followers of Allah! This is your new weapon. *holds up a C4 block with a timer attatched*
Remember, always set it to about 30-45 seconds. Plant it as much in the open as you can in an unoccupied area of a city.
Be carefull though! The US Counter-Terrorist team will show up and attempt to disarm it. Now, usualy they wont have any special tools on them to do this, trying it by hand. This will take them 10 seconds, so make sure to pop their head off before their finished. But sometimes, they might actually bring some tools with them, allowing them to disarm the bomb in 5 seconds.

Thats all for today. Now get out there and blow up some boxes! PRAISE ALLAH!

 

[Stigmata]

• Depression

• Being bullied

• Negative statements, such as “Society is rubbish” or “Life is crap”

• Enjoyment of traditional Islamic/Middle Eastern foods such as curries or kebabs, or rejection of normal western foods such as hamburgers, peanut butter and chop suey

This site is amazing.

 

[WhiteZero]

Send angy letters here:
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SW7 4JW
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[Sulkdodds]

• Some Islamic clerics use the popular Xbox Live online gaming service to brainwash children into accepting Allah by whispering hypnotic Arabic chants into their headsets.

• Al-Qaeda routinely employs numerous computer experts to produce its "Indoctrination" games (referred to as "Ghabselt Al-Fashish", meaning "Fool mind hooks").

• Osama bin Laden himself is known to have trained on various games, including Counter-Strike and Halo. Within some Al-Qaeda cells, he is known as “The Master Chief”.

• Bizarre chanting while playing videogames

• Growing a beard

• Cynical remarks about politicians, particularly those on the right