Books will be bigger than jesus!

[CptStern]

k not a religious thread so no jesus comments please ..It's a tribute to john lennon "bigger than jesus" comment ..on to the topic:

Buy books GET ORAL SEX!!!!

"New York officials were red-faced on Friday after they discovered that clothing ads on city buses that appeared to promote reading suggested a love of books could be rewarded with oral sex.

The advertisements that ran on about 200 buses across the city in recent months carried posters displaying a suggestively posed woman in hot pants kneeling among a pile of books beside the snappy slogan "Read Books, Get Brain."

What unhip, unsuspecting local transportation officials did not know was that "get brain" is street slang for oral sex. "

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yay!!! I'm off right now to make copies to show to my wife * does little skip and dance*

 

[genocide604]

Thats classic, speaking of which.. i need to go read.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I think no-one has posted here because they are too busy reading. Meh, I read loads anyway. It doesn't work.

 

[oldagerocker]

No it doesnt, i carry Bridget Jones with me everywhere in the hope of Oral sex and it doesnt work....

 

[Bad^Hat]

"Books - she'll pretty much have to."

 

[She]

Books will be bigger than jesus!

nah, i dont know..
how tall was jesus anyway?

 

[CptStern]

No it doesnt, i carry Bridget Jones with me everywhere in the hope of Oral sex and it doesnt work....

well there's your problem right there! bridget jones diary! you only use that on the second date to show how "sensitive" you are. For the first date I recommend Street Car Named Desire or For Whom the Bells Tolls: intelligent and sexy! :naughty:





k, I'm reading waaaaay too much into this :cheese:

 

[CyberSh33p]

no way, War and Peace is first date material. Long and boring, so good attention span, intelligent, and strong(you gotta lug that thing around after all)

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Books already are much bigger than Jesus.

http://www.kottke.org/04/10/bhutan-book

 

[CptStern]

no way, War and Peace is first date material. Long and boring, so good attention span, intelligent, and strong(you gotta lug that thing around after all)

yes but long and boring leads to sleepy and less horny ..I agree intelligent and strong but because it's so big you have to use both arms thus limiting the groping that uselly happens during first dates ....wha? you dont grope on a first date? :naughty:

oh and Mecha ..that's not fair cuz people in jesus' time people were shorter ...I think it had something to do with not having pasteurized milk :E

 

[Sulkdodds]

How about The Beach? Beautiful, exotic, modern, intelligent, but also utterly mad and sometimes disturbing.

 

[CptStern]

How about The Beach? Beautiful, exotic, modern, intelligent, but also utterly mad and sometimes disturbing.

havent read it but it conjures up visions of Bette Midler in a bathing suit (cuz of the movie Beaches) definately NOT sexy :E

 

[The Dark Elf]

havent read it but it conjures up visions of Bette Midler in a bathing suit (cuz of the movie Beaches) definately NOT sexy :E

I got the same visions here.. I'll split the shrinks bill with you?

 

[CptStern]

alright you can have the top half I'll have the bottom :E

 

[Sulkdodds]

Erm no...nothing to do with that...at all.