Bring out the Whores!

[CptStern]

in Russia whores do YOU!!!! ...oh wait

Moscow is awash in whores.

They come to Russia?s capital, the lone island of wealth in a Eurasian ocean of wretched poverty, from all over the former Soviet Union.

If you?ve got wheels, you can cruise the hundreds of outdoor whore markets, each of which boasts between 20 and 40 whores.

One prostitute stands on a busy street. You pull over and tell her you want a girl. She then yells out to a waiting car, which leads you to a side street, where the tochka (meeting point) is.

Then a very business-like older woman, or mamochka, asks you which class of girl you want: $130, $170, or $300. They are ranked by attractiveness. The girls wait in cars, and when called, pour out and line up in front of your headlights. All around them are scary dudes in tracksuits eating sunflower seeds.

they should open for business here in canada ...oh wait they do ..along with the scary dudes in tracksuits which is pretty much every russian male over the age of 30

Would you yell ?Rocky! Rocky!? while watching it with me if I paid you $50?

Sure!

How about ?U-S-A! U-S-A!?

I?d do that for free!

lol



NWS-ish

http://www.viceland.com/int/v13n4/htdocs/whores.php

 

[Darkside55]

 

[<RJMC>]

Vice: I have a big NATO flag on my wall. Would you—

Yulia: A what?

Do you know what NATO is? The military alliance?

Mamochka: What the **** are you talking about, young man? Go back into the car, Yulia. [In English] Goodbye!

still russian at heart

 

[Raziaar]

Possibly NSFW text.

Spoiler

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If we don?t got it, you don't want it!

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[poo poo head]

Possibly NSFW text.

Spoiler

Pussy, pussy, pussy!
Come on in Pussy lovers!
Here at the Titty Twister we?re slashing pussy in half!
Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!
This is a pussy blow out!

Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.

C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!
If we don?t got it, you don't want it!

Attention pussy shoppers!
Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!
If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!
Try and beat pussy for a penny!
If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, **** it!

lol, Cheech Marin...

Anyway...thats a lot of whores, poor girls, i feel bad for them.

 

[McGooTheWise]

I read the thread title and said "Oh yes."

Then I saw the thread and said "Oh no..."

 

[Krynn72]

I just watched the movie Taken, and this makes me feel bad that its real now.

 

[Kula Meenur]

That looks like the mother of my last girlfriend

 

[Bad^Hat]

It was a lot more awesome when I read it like this:

The girls wait in cars, and when called, pour out and line up in front of your headlights. All of them are scary dudes in tracksuits eating sunflower seeds.

 

[kineaesth]

I read that too, I was disappointed with what it actually said.

 

[Barnz]

What's wrong about it? Prostition is just a job.

 

[Raziaar]

The most ancient of all jobs! And we should respect seniority, yah?

 

[Ravioli]

I have seen plenty of this on amature porn videos from russia, its pretty hawt actually.

 

[ThunderDawg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNsZgHCVKU