Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris vs Jackie Chan ?

Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris vs Jackie Chan

  • Bruce Lee (THE LEGEND)

    Votes: 13 52.0%
  • Chuck Norris

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • Jackie Chan

    Votes: 8 32.0%
  • FarrowLeSparrow

    Votes: 2 8.0%

  • Total voters
    25
I have the same order that Tred has.
 
Actually Chuck Norris is pretty damn good and pretty stong, Im pretty sure he can take everyone on this board apart :D.
BTW, he DOES know Karate which is what Bruce & Jackie know too.
 
But Bruce would so kick his mofo ass(if he was alive).
 
Bruce Lee can't stand up to a Domo-Kun-they have God-Life powers, or the Shambler-which is pretty much a smaller Godzilla
 
Well hell of course shambler would kick everyones ass then.I still remember having a hard time with him in quake.I would usually try to run away while firing rockets at him.
 
You people do know that its a fact that Bruce lee was the srongest kicker in the world, something like 900lbs of pressure to his kick.

I think a great white shark has a biting for force of 600 lbs or something. In other words, Bruce Lee could really actually deliver one kick death hits.

Its crazy, Chest collapsation.
 
I'd like to think Jackie Chan could atleast out-stunt Bruce for a while. Like jump into some huge saw and narrowly escape, then jump under something and like, throw it at him, then Bruce is all in his face like "hoooooha, waaooooo, chiwaaaoaoaoao" and he's like WTF! And then Bruce puts a fist thru his Shanghai Noon ass. Meanwhile Chuck Norris is in his latest informercial for the abdominaliser (a real product).
 
Chuck Norris of course... he’s my Hero.
 
Brucy boy is dead

Jackie and Chuck arent exactly 21 anymore if you know what i mean.

I think the corpse would stink out the place for a bit until someone pushed it out the window, then Chuck and Jackie would fight it out a bit. Chuck doing his impression of James bond and Jackie jumping around the place throwing stools with his legs and hitting Chuck with pool balls. Chuck when then try and Kung Fu Jackie's ass but since Chuck doesn't know Kung Fu he would fall over and hurt himself. Jackie would then hurt himself while jumping through a gap smaller than a normal persons little finger.

After they both got helped up by someone, they would start to fight, Jackie would eventually win though because hes the main character. Bruce would come second even though he died and go pushed out of the window, because he is the nice guy who dies. Chuck who played the good guy in later films would be the bad and guy and die, since he played bad guys in Bruce's films.
 
Bruce Lee didn't study Karate ever. He studied wing chun kung fu which formed the basis of his personal art jeet kune do. Jackie Chan had his neck broken by Bruce at some point, an accident if I remember. And he is the first to admit that Bruce would beat his ass. Chuck has also made statements to that effect. Bruce had a 400 lb. punching bag. After one of his side kicks it literally swung ALL THE WAY UP in the air. In most if not all of his movies his motions are slowed down so the camera can even capture them. Bruce Lee would win. Period. After that, who cares? You really want to see the bloody messes thar are chuck and jackie go at afterwards?
 
Excuse me, where's jet li? He'd tear all three of them apart.
 
The guy with the gun would win :) Lets see Brucy boy dodge 2000 bullets fring from a minigun.
 
Originally posted by Tredoslop
Steven Sugal(I dunno who to spell his last name)
Could brake any one's neck.

So could a Shambler, I, and half the people on this board if they bothered or were forced to try.

Bruce Lee above all, no contest. Jet Li's pretty cool, but would leave with crutches after a bout with Lee.

However, Chow-Yun-Fat, only with dual berettas, deserves special recognition.
 
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