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I just nearly got in a ruck with two 19 year old's.

Me and 2 mates were walking back from another friends boat and a few beers. We run into these brothers - who ask us for a fag - none of us have any left.. we tell them this, and they start chatting to us, seeming quite amiable, they know one of my close mates, so it's all good. I was carrying a 'danger of death sign' so one of them goes to me "oi mate, I'll give this advice to you for free, you don't want to be carrying round that sign, it's like a challenge, someone will knock you out for that" I go "bothered mate" and hand to him, and he chucks it over Tesco's fence. I'm not too fussed. As there was blood on the sign (I'd bled a lil bit on it due to me wrecking my handon a broken bottle) he goes "How'd you do that mang?" I told him I got glass in my hand. I'd like to add that I use knives a lot at work, and have quite a few cuts on my knuckles.

He goes to me "Aight mate, I know you're safe bruv, you're friends with this boy here (pointing to one of my mates) an I seen you laying it in about town so no worries" and while he's doing this, his brother starts kicking off, saying he could take all 3 of us. The first guy goes "Look bruv, they're all the same age as me - you can't ****ing do it" all this time, me and my friend don't drop our eyes or do anything basically - so they round on my other mate - first one steps up and asks if he's hiding a knife, saying that cos he's got his hands in his pockets it looks like he's got a knife. He won't start shit cos he knows that his mates are safe (me n my mate) but his brother takes his shirt off and starts acting like he's about to kick off.

Of course I'm getting ready to kick off myself, getting my keys between my fingers n stuff - and my other mate is stepping in and trying to get him to hold back, an stop him from starting on our mate. But also I can see him getting ready to get the first punch in. Eventually the brothers back down - mainly due to the fact that a) They know one of us (who happens to be a member of a rather large family in Fav) b) know I'm his close mate and they saw the cuts on my hand :E c) 3vs2, even if they have got rings and shit, I honestly reckon we could have taken them.

Anyway... what the ****?
 
After sifting through the complexities of the British slang there, I have come to the conclusion: "What the ****?"
 
He was basicly asking a nice english lady for an apple pie... I think...

Seriously though, glad you're safe badge :p
 
Seriously, I can't believe those stories. It seems to happen so frequently in the UK, it's unbelievable. I've never seen this here in Canada.

Anyway, how did it end up? They just left you alone?
 
dont use your keys ..you could charged with assault with a weapon ...use a fag lighter ..one of the cheap bic ones ..if you use the edge and smack him anywere vulnerable like on his collar bone, cheekbone, nose, ridge around his eye, ears ... he'll drop like a sack of potatoes giving you time to run ...best part is that the cops cant pin you with a weapon cuz it wouldnt leave a noticeable mark ..the way you hold it is in your fist with only a few milimeters protruding at the bottom ...use slam it down on the area desired for maximum stun effect ...btw this also works with a roll of coins but it can be lethal if used incorrectly
 
All of a sudden, Stern startles me a bit.
 
ComradeBadger said:
"Aight mate, I know you're safe bruv, you're friends with this boy here (pointing to one of my mates) an I seen you laying it in about town so no worries"

yeah sounds like a c*nt face to me
 
KoreBolteR said:
WHAT DID THEY LOOK LIKE? CHAVS?

ignore caps

I did a little test.

I said out-loud "I bet his reply has the word chav in it."

I clicked, and then rolled my eyes. They are still rolling, perhaps they will fall down a drain.
 
Shiiiit, glad you're ok. But I'm sure you could have gauss'ed or crossbow'ed them to death anyways.
 
Murray_H said:
I did a little test.

I said out-loud "I bet his reply has the word chav in it."

I clicked, and then rolled my eyes. They are still rolling, perhaps they will fall down a drain.

directing it at me? lol

so you said:

"korebolter is going to say chav in his reply" ?
 
KoreBolteR said:
directing it at me? lol

so you said:

"korebolter is going to say chav in his reply" ?

No, I quoted you and meant the little snow elf that is running around my socks and money.
 
Murray_H said:
No, I quoted you and meant the little snow elf that is running around my socks and money.

Feeling ironic tonight?
 
ComradeBadger said:
I just nearly got in a ruck with two 19 year old's.

Me and 2 mates were walking back from another friends boat and a few beers. We run into these brothers - who ask us for a fag - none of us have any left.. we tell them this, and they start chatting to us, seeming quite amiable, they know one of my close mates, so it's all good. I was carrying a 'danger of death sign' so one of them goes to me "oi mate, I'll give this advice to you for free, you don't want to be carrying round that sign, it's like a challenge, someone will knock you out for that" I go "bothered mate" and hand to him, and he chucks it over Tesco's fence. I'm not too fussed. As there was blood on the sign (I'd bled a lil bit on it due to me wrecking my handon a broken bottle) he goes "How'd you do that mang?" I told him I got glass in my hand. I'd like to add that I use knives a lot at work, and have quite a few cuts on my knuckles.

He goes to me "Aight mate, I know you're safe bruv, you're friends with this boy here (pointing to one of my mates) an I seen you laying it in about town so no worries" and while he's doing this, his brother starts kicking off, saying he could take all 3 of us. The first guy goes "Look bruv, they're all the same age as me - you can't ****ing do it" all this time, me and my friend don't drop our eyes or do anything basically - so they round on my other mate - first one steps up and asks if he's hiding a knife, saying that cos he's got his hands in his pockets it looks like he's got a knife. He won't start shit cos he knows that his mates are safe (me n my mate) but his brother takes his shirt off and starts acting like he's about to kick off.

Of course I'm getting ready to kick off myself, getting my keys between my fingers n stuff - and my other mate is stepping in and trying to get him to hold back, an stop him from starting on our mate. But also I can see him getting ready to get the first punch in. Eventually the brothers back down - mainly due to the fact that a) They know one of us (who happens to be a member of a rather large family in Fav) b) know I'm his close mate and they saw the cuts on my hand :E c) 3vs2, even if they have got rings and shit, I honestly reckon we could have taken them.

Anyway... what the ****?
I want to talk like the people of the UK.. Its so awesome..
 
couldnt understand some of the words, but i managed...you should have kicked their ass, you would have one.

you know what would make me laugh so hard, would be if someone made a thread from the other guys perspective...i was going to do that but im not from the UK :(.
 
CptStern said:
dont use your keys ..you could charged with assault with a weapon ...use a fag lighter ..one of the cheap bic ones ..if you use the edge and smack him anywere vulnerable like on his collar bone, cheekbone, nose, ridge around his eye, ears ... he'll drop like a sack of potatoes giving you time to run ...best part is that the cops cant pin you with a weapon cuz it wouldnt leave a noticeable mark ..the way you hold it is in your fist with only a few milimeters protruding at the bottom ...use slam it down on the area desired for maximum stun effect ...btw this also works with a roll of coins but it can be lethal if used incorrectly

wow Stern :O
never thought i'd read a post like that from u.
anyway good to hear nothing really crazy happened Badgey.
 
Dr. Freeman said:
wow Stern :O
never thought i'd read a post like that from u.
anyway good to hear nothing really crazy happened Badgey.
I was thinking the same thing D:

Thank god Badgie is okay, more sechs! YAY!

:thumbs:
 
CptStern said:
dont use your keys ..you could charged with assault with a weapon ...use a fag lighter ..one of the cheap bic ones ..if you use the edge and smack him anywere vulnerable like on his collar bone, cheekbone, nose, ridge around his eye, ears ... he'll drop like a sack of potatoes giving you time to run ...best part is that the cops cant pin you with a weapon cuz it wouldnt leave a noticeable mark ..the way you hold it is in your fist with only a few milimeters protruding at the bottom ...use slam it down on the area desired for maximum stun effect ...btw this also works with a roll of coins but it can be lethal if used incorrectly

:cheers: Ex-special forces.
 
I swear that sounds exactly like the same thing you could expect to happen here in Denmark, all you'd need would be a couple of chavs and it would be perfect...

Impending doom is looming around the corner for humanity if it continues like this.
 
Glad your alright Badger, shame you didn't kick their arses though! :bounce:
 
You could have pwnd them like you pwn people in OP4
 
What do two twats want with a couple of fags anyway.....




(Holy crap, noone made that joke!)
 
ailevation said:
:cheers: Ex-special forces.
Close. He has been doing this to his co-workers for quite sometime..
 
Oh, those crazy Brits.

Glad you managed to handle that non-violently. :D
 
they are a bunch of chavs by the sounds of it and just to say, not even i understood some of the british slang there and i am from england myself :p
 
ailevation said:
:cheers: Ex-special forces.


hehhe no, I'm mostly non-violent but wont hesitate to do what ever it takes to defend myself
 
Bah. Could have owned them Badger :D. It would be 1-0 against the scum population!
 
Let me explain how Faversham works:

There are 3 main families the Lees, the Boswells, and the Clifftons. The two brothers we ran into were Clifftons. My friend who knew them is a Lee. The families have grudging respect for each other, but have rows too - family and who you know counts for a hell of a lot round here.

If we'd had that ruck, regardless of who got lamped or whatever, it'd escalate into a full blown row between the Lees and the Clifftons. Theres a few other minor families some of who would kick off if me and my friend got it on the chin.

:|
 
always a sign when chavs come up to you asking for a light = rele im gunan smack your face in if you dont have one

5 months ago there was a huge string of muggings, chav would come up to you ask you for a fag if u didnt have one you get the shit kicked into, and your phone/wallet stolen

thats kinda stopped now,
 
I would've given those two an offer they couldn't refuse.

Sorry, I had to say that, families and all. They sound like they're wannabe rappers with all the "bruv" stuff. Damn chavs.
 
A shotgun is a formidible commoner killer:)

i still think htere shoudl be a nation wide chav hunt:)

like a peasant hunt just with bigger funner guns and flamethrowers:flame:
 
I...still don't know what he was talking about. The only thing I understood was fag, which means cigarette. And apparently there was a fight...and then the ending left me confused.
 
Wait what just happened?

So you had wounds on your hands from work related injuries, some guy thought it was from kicking asses, and it made some tough guy who wanted to prove he could beat all you up back down? (Along with other issues making him back down)

Got the gist of it right? Yeah?

Weird. Also what's a danger of death sign? I thought it meant you had that look to you that you'd kill them all in a scuffle or something but then you literally meant an object that he threw over a fence or something.
 
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