BurtonJ dealing with accused pirate in Halflife2.net Steam chat

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BurtonJ banned from Halflife2.net chat by The Brick

Can I just remind you that BurtonJ is not the pirate here, so don't make Brick's mistake and read the first three lines and immediately think he is.

BurtonJ: anyone know where I can get free games?
BurtonJ: keygens, all that jazz?
BurtonJ: M!kP0, do you know anything?
[HL2.net] Nicky0123 entered chat.
M!KP0: about ?
M!KP0: key gens ?
[HL2.net] Nicky0123: Hi again Burton
[HL2.net] Nicky0123: Franie got his account back :D
M!KP0: i want any cd key...:D
iogg: Oh, I guess you want a half life 2 key gen :/
M!KP0: or some cd key ???i dont know :D
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BurtonJ: Are you a pirate?
M!KP0: no
M!KP0: why ?
BurtonJ: then why are you asking for cdkeys?
BurtonJ: B/c I like pirates
BurtonJ: I like to disable their accounts

BurtonJ: Day of Defeat is awesome
BurtonJ: DOD:S is one of my favorite of our games
[HL2.net] AciD: mine too
M!KP0: shit
[HL2.net] AciD: but I cant play it

BurtonJ: M!KP0, are you at a cybercafe?
M!KP0: no what is it ?
[HL2.net] Nicky0123: Mysterious IP?
[HL2.net] AciD: my graphics card is very unstable at dod
[HL2.net] Nicky0123: Hes tracking you ;)

iogg: Burton, how did you know he was asking for cd key gens??
BurtonJ: I'm a spy :)

Quite possibly the funniest thing ever:
The Brick: wait
The Brick: was burton the pirate
The Brick: or mipkop[
iogg: mipkop
The Brick: oops
iogg: burton is the valve employee, silly billy
The Brick: i'll unban him then
The Brick: lulz

BurtonJ entered chat.
BurtonJ: I got banned :(
[HL2.net] Nicky0123: so, uv unbanned him i see lol
The Brick: who unbanned you? :/
The Brick: i mean banned
The Brick: lulz
The Brick: not my night tonight
The Brick: sorry man
BurtonJ: lol
BurtonJ: its ok
iogg: was that the first time you've ever been banned from a chatroom?
BurtonJ: we should make it so that we can't be banned from chats
BurtonJ: but we have a lot of other features to implement first
BurtonJ: I've been banned from the SPUF (steampowered.com user forums) chat
[HL2.net] AciD: Like inviting to chat form all your groups
BurtonJ: which is basically being banned from my own chat
[HL2.net] Nicky0123: Yeh, what is happening about those 'coming soon' things in the steam community
The Brick: you can blame iogg for your ban just now
BurtonJ: lol

BurtonJ: Its ok, I forgive you...
[HL2.net] Dekstar: Rookie mistake, Brickazoid :D
BurtonJ disables The Brick's account
[HL2.net] Nicky0123: lol
BurtonJ coughs
BurtonJ: ;)
BurtonJ getting banned was the most hilarious thing ever.

Soon after, some kind of scammer decided to come in, advertise his fake "Free Steam games" website -- and of course, BurtonJ was there. Owned.

[HL2.net] Dekstar: ZaTIRa: all steam games test it for 2 weeks soo nice .. :) *website here*
Sliver: same
[HL2.net] Nicky0123: ZaTIRa: all steam games test it for 2 weeks soo nice .. :) *website here*
[HL2.net] Nicky0123: ?
ZaTIRa: all steam games for 2 wekks
[HL2.net] Nicky0123: GET HIM!!!!!
[HL2.net] AciD: spambot/haxor
The Brick: ooh where is he now?
[HL2.net] Nicky0123: Burton, go get him
The Brick: get who, where?
[HL2.net] AciD: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197997124372
[HL2.net] Nicky0123: ZaTIRa
[HL2.net] Nicky0123: He was just here
Sliver: Says he is offline now
[HL2.net] Nicky0123: And he reguested us to click links
[HL2.net] AciD: I will whois that
iogg: Yup
iogg: ZaTIRa: all steam games test it for 2 weeks soo nice .. :) *website here*
[HL2.net] Dekstar: ****ing lol'ed. That's two in one night
 
This is so close to interesting...
Let's hope BurtonJ kicks some arse.
 
:D Its still happening as I speak.

We are all waiting for Burton to come up with a kick ass quote for when he bans that ZaTIRa bloke.
 
he's too busy telling me secrets about new stuff coming.

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oops, I banned BurtonJ after responding to a message from iogg and then read the thread and had to unban him :D
 
Can somebody ask him to unban me? I got my priveleges taken away because I was impersonating Mike Booth on the left4dead411 chat for an April Fools joke. Guy takes his job a little too seriousy IMO.
 
Can somebody ask him to unban me? I got my priveleges taken away because I was impersonating Mike Booth on the left4dead411 chat for an April Fools joke. Guy takes his job a little too seriousy IMO.

No, you deserved it, don't impersonate people on the program and you won't have that issue.
 
Can somebody ask him to unban me? I got my priveleges taken away because I was impersonating Mike Booth on the left4dead411 chat for an April Fools joke. Guy takes his job a little too seriousy IMO.

I would have been more than happy to cut you some slack. But when you start trash talking me in chat, in IM, and on multiple forums, you give me very little reason to go easy on you.

Don't violate the Terms of Service and don't be rude and disrespectful.

Normally, violating the Terms of Service results in your whole account being permanently disable. So I think you got off pretty easy buddy.
 
I would have been more than happy to cut you some slack. But when you start trash talking me in chat, in IM, and on multiple forums, you give me very little reason to go easy on you.

Don't violate the Terms of Service and don't be rude and disrespectful.

Normally, violating the Terms of Service results in your whole account being permanently disable. So I think you got off pretty easy buddy.
So you're going to ban my account that I had since Steam started, with hundreds worth of video games on it all because of a April Fools joke? I have been playing with Valve ever since 2001 too with WON. I don't have a monitor right now (RMA'd) but I can get on Steam on Sunday.
 
So you're going to ban my account that I had since Steam started, with hundreds worth of video games on it all because of a April Fools joke?

If you were being a douche and impersonating a Valve employee you deserved worse. Be happy your account wasn't disabled period for impersonating, they do that quite a bit because people think its "funny" to go around and spread retard crap. :rolleyes:
 
Wow Hool, get your act together and apologise.

On another subject, you VALVe guys should hang around the halflife2.net channel more, because funny seems to follow you lot around.
 
So I'm assuming he didn't give any official word on disabling that other guy's account?
 
Serious Valve employee is serious.
 
BurtonJ nearly banned AcePilotF14 yesterday for offering someone free Steam games.
 
I remember that. pf.
I had no idea he was an employee. Also, that guy actually gave me his password. D:
I told him to change it and explained that he should NEVER give his password to anyone.
Even if they say 'free games'.
 
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