Bush needs a bathroom break

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Oh my god, He pees. Who'd have guessed that?
 
Presidents should never urinate. It is beneath the office.
 
Do you think he will accept responsibility for having to urinate during a high level meeting?
 
Hapless said:
Do you think he will accept responsibility for having to urinate during a high level meeting?

meh he'll probably call for an inquiry, throw wads of cash at it, hire his stooges to deflate the outcome and eventually admit that god told him to do it
 
Bush accepts responsibility for bladder failure
Dems say too little, too late
AP New York

President Bush today accepted responsibility for the failure to control his bladder during a U.N. Security Council meeting. Democrats were quick to criticize the President.

"Well, I'm absolutely appalled at the utter lack of bladder control. Anyone attending a meeting like this should know to go to the little boys room beforehand. It's just another symptom of a larger problem," said Senator Kennedy, interviewed in a stall of the Senate men's room.

White House spokesman Scott McClellan downplayed the incident, stating, "Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go."

The Rev. Jesse Jackson, in a hastily organized press conference, decried the incident as another example of institutionalized racism, citing the fact that Secretary-General Kofi Annan, a black man, was speaking when this occurred.

"Even the President's bladder is racist," exclaimed Jackson.
 
Hapless said:
Bush accepts responsibility for bladder failure
Dems say too little, too late
AP New York

President Bush today accepted responsibility for the failure to control his bladder during a U.N. Security Council meeting. Democrats were quick to criticize the President.

"Well, I'm absolutely appalled at the utter lack of bladder control. Anyone attending a meeting like this should know to go to the little boys room beforehand. It's just another symptom of a larger problem," said Senator Kennedy, interviewed in a stall of the Senate men's room.

White House spokesman Scott McClellan downplayed the incident, stating, "Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go."

The Rev. Jesse Jackson, in a hastily organized press conference, decried the incident as another example of institutionalized racism, citing the fact that Secretary-General Kofi Annan, a black man, was speaking when this occurred.

"Even the President's bladder is racist," exclaimed Jackson.
ROFLMAO, somone give this man a cookie! :thumbs:
 
don't you guys get it?!? he didn't really have to piss...

he wrote that note to Condi,right?

it is code for meet me in the bathroom for some dirty bathroom sex!!!
 
This just in : Note from Blair ......" If George is going I want to go with him. Send Gordon in to wipe my *** . "
 
Hapless said:
Bush accepts responsibility for bladder failure
Dems say too little, too late
AP New York

President Bush today accepted responsibility for the failure to control his bladder during a U.N. Security Council meeting. Democrats were quick to criticize the President.

"Well, I'm absolutely appalled at the utter lack of bladder control. Anyone attending a meeting like this should know to go to the little boys room beforehand. It's just another symptom of a larger problem," said Senator Kennedy, interviewed in a stall of the Senate men's room.

White House spokesman Scott McClellan downplayed the incident, stating, "Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go."

The Rev. Jesse Jackson, in a hastily organized press conference, decried the incident as another example of institutionalized racism, citing the fact that Secretary-General Kofi Annan, a black man, was speaking when this occurred.

"Even the President's bladder is racist," exclaimed Jackson.

Brilliant! :thumbs:

:cheers:

Feath said:
I think I'm well within my rights not to laugh when the joke is crap.

I think I'm just used the more developed wit of British Politics.
I advise you to take the test, you need it.
 
no limit, its only funny if its about bush in your case.

someone seems to have an obsession with mr bush... *points at NO LIMIT*

EDIT: i bet you have a tattoo with bush with an arrow thru his head on your arm too right? :E
 
the only funny part about it is the question mark he puts at the end.
 
in fact it says the message is genuine:


"Once he saw what it said, Hershorn decided the note was interesting and worth publishing. The white parts of the picture were overexposed, so a Reuters processor used Photoshop to burn down the note. This is a standard practice for news photos, Hershorn says, and the picture was not manipulated in any other way."


the would explain the "glow" I saw around the hand
 
gh0st said:
the only funny part about it is the question mark he puts at the end.

I thought so too. Which means its's likely a coded message or something. Or maybe Bush doesn't need to pee at all and he's just trying to lighten the mood with some toilet humor (ha, get the pun? Huh? Huh?).






I think I need some sleep. :sleep:
 
What I find most funny is imagining what the UN's VIP bathrooms are like. I assume he wouldnt just head into any old bathroom to take a leak but I wonder just how Ornate the place is.
Also you gotta wonder whether its a large bathroom and what are the odds Large global decisions are made while are leaders are standing side by side at the unrinals or the sinks.

Thats what I think makes this Photo funny.
 
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