But I Was Blind

[Exclamatio]

i have decided this is the worst excuse ever


playing this morning 3 people were using it as an excuse for not pooning me


playing dust2 as T i rush long flash thru the dd which is easy now ty css, frag to the corner of long then flash into long,
i jump out and kill 3 guys. nothing spectacular weve all seen that b4

but this time every 1 of them shouted out complaining that they were blind

i replied "OmFG POONED"
to which they responded "i would have killed you noob, i was blind"
so i said "thats because i flashed you noobhat"


discuss

 

[CookieCuttah]

My flash doesn't work on 20% of people, it's some kind of a hack I guess.

Anyhow, back on topic...In prodigy, you know the terrorist tunnel that leads to an outdoor area and then to a CT tunnel/complex. Yeah, anyhow I was a CT and we were advancing, anyhow we got to T spawn and I was lagging behind, basicly both of my teamates got shot from the back by a terrorist hiding in left pocket corner...I started walking so he wouldn't know...Then i tossed a flash and came out of the corner, he sort of stood their and then tried to shoot my direction, I just used the autosniper and shot em in the nuts 3 times = D. Never did hit me. I guess I taught him out of camping, I never found em camping their again.

 

[Littlex]

Yea, sure. Have a nice day.

 

[FictiousWill]

I think you pretty well covered it.

 

[SpooK-]

i'm not one to flame, but this is the most pointless thread i've seen all day which is quite hard to beat

 

[RTFMy]

i have decided this is the worst excuse ever


playing this morning 3 people were using it as an excuse for not pooning me


playing dust2 as T i rush long flash thru the dd which is easy now ty css, frag to the corner of long then flash into long,
i jump out and kill 3 guys. nothing spectacular weve all seen that b4

but this time every 1 of them shouted out complaining that they were blind

i replied "OmFG POONED"
to which they responded "i would have killed you noob, i was blind"
so i said "thats because i flashed you noobhat"


discuss

Who cares idiot, take your confidence and go back to school.
I would say English should be your first priority.

 

[Nudger]

Who cares idiot, take your confidence and go back to school.
I would say English should be your first priority.

Brilliance

 

[Maxi]

i have decided this is the worst excuse ever


playing this morning 3 people were using it as an excuse for not pooning me


playing dust2 as T i rush long flash thru the dd which is easy now ty css, frag to the corner of long then flash into long,
i jump out and kill 3 guys. nothing spectacular weve all seen that b4

but this time every 1 of them shouted out complaining that they were blind

i replied "OmFG POONED"
to which they responded "i would have killed you noob, i was blind"
so i said "thats because i flashed you noobhat"


discuss

Yeah, that is seriously a pointless excuse. I mean wtf? that is the whole point of the flashgrenade.

 

[Exclamatio]

Who cares idiot, take your confidence and go back to school.
I would say English should be your first priority.

omfgz wtf

dude its an interweb games forum

learn to take a joke

also you have something sharp ur arse
look its your own penis!
and its growing on your head

pulling it out will aliviate the pain AND you will be able to see where ur going

i bet it was you who i shot wasnt it

welp, you got pooned.

Yeah, that is seriously a pointless excuse. I mean wtf? that is the whole point of the flashgrenade.

hehe yup thats exacty what im getting at

its about the same level as saying

"omg i would have killed you if u hadnt of shot me!"

 

[FictiousWill]

omfgz wtf
also you have something sharp ur arse
look its your own penis!
and its growing on your head

The man is a genius. Seriously, this is brilliant stuff here folks. Exclamatio wins.

 

[EpicZeRo]

That was an enthralling story. I loved the part where you said "POONED". Such a great moment.

10/10

 

[Bullseye]

no offence... but I think they wouldn't react at all if you wouldn't go all.. OMFG I Pooned youz... I mean.. it's a simple rule.. you shut up.. they shut up! everybody's happy :E
yeah it's a lame excuse.. but I think that you respond the same if you get flashed killed and your killer goes all: "OMFG I PWNED YO ASS YOU suxz0rz"

my 2 cents

 

[Exclamatio]

The man is a genius. Seriously, this is brilliant stuff here folks. Exclamatio wins.

many thanks wil you ar indeed fictious!

and obviously not blinded by a flashbang!

That was an enthralling story. I loved the part where you said "POONED". Such a great moment.

10/10

hehe its part of my masterpiece

its actually my biography, it will be titled

"too leeb for society"

no offence... but I think they wouldn't react at all if you wouldn't go all.. OMFG I Pooned youz... I mean.. it's a simple rule.. you shut up.. they shut up! everybody's happy :E
yeah it's a lame excuse.. but I think that you respond the same if you get flashed killed and your killer goes all: "OMFG I PWNED YO ASS YOU suxz0rz"

my 2 cents

lol yeah its my verbal poke in the eye

even when i dont comment there still seems to be people crying that they were blind

 

[RhapSidious]

Complaining about being blinded by a flashbang is dumb (unless of course some idiot on YOUR team threw it)

:rolling:

 

[RTFMy]

omfgz wtf

dude its an interweb games forum

learn to take a joke

also you have something sharp ur arse
look its your own penis!
and its growing on your head

pulling it out will aliviate the pain AND you will be able to see where ur going

i bet it was you who i shot wasnt it

welp, you got pooned.




hehe yup thats exacty what im getting at

its about the same level as saying

"omg i would have killed you if u hadnt of shot me!"

Puberty is waiting for you.

 

[Sgt_Shellback]

This dude is a genious leave hime alone. Who the hell would have ever thought to use a FB to blind the enemy. I've only ever seen it used on me by my team mates. I like his way better... /Sarcasim

 

[Exclamatio]

Puberty is waiting for you.

holy shit i havnt ehard that 1 b4!!

man where the **** do you come up with this?

and heres me thinking your a witless ****

you maybe over 18 but ur iq isnt noob

 

[disruptioN_]

This guy is my hero.

 

[Exclamatio]

This guy is my hero.

i hope you mean me *love*