BUTTS :V

[Tollbooth Willie]

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43889...gton_dc/t/serial-butt-stabber-sought-virginia

One man may be responsible for slashing at least five women on the butt, according to Fairfax County police.

In the most recent attack, an 18-year-old woman was shopping at Forever 21 inside the Fair Oaks Mall at 5:30 p.m. Monday when she was distracted by clothing falling over. She told police that she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her butt and thought she might have been struck by a clothes hanger before she realized she'd been cut through her denim shorts with a box cutter or razor.

The atttacks began in February. In each attack, the victims have been women in their late teens or early 20s at retail stores. In each case, the stabbing follows some sort of distraction.

Before the victim realizes what has happened, the attacker has calmly walked away without creating a scene, police said.

In one incident, the victim was inside the mall but in the open area, not inside a store, when the slasher bumped into her to distract her, News4's John Schriffen reported.

"Because it's such an unusual thing, no one would ever expect something like that to occur," said Lucy Caldwell, of Fairfax County police. "They may be walking along and put their hand to their backside and feel it."

Before the Forever 21 attack, the most recent slashing happened at the Marshall's in the Greenbriar Shopping Center on June 20.

Two other attacks have been reported at Fair Oaks Mall and the other took place at the H&M at Tysons Corner.

None of the victims suffered serious injuries or required stitches, Schriffen reported. Monday's victim had a wound about an inch-and-a-half long.

According to Fairfax police, the suspect is desribed as Hispanic, in his late 20's, approximately 5'6'' in height, and heavy-set.

:V

 

[Stormy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

 

[Lucid]

Chase, you monster.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS

 

[Stigmata]

Chase, I didn't know you were 5'6".

 

[The Monkey]

I didn't think the media would use the word "butt". Sounds like something a child would say.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Chase, I didn't know you were 5'6".

Funny story, I'm just an inch taller than that.

 

[Shem]

Funny story, I'm just an inch taller than that.

Wow, that thing must be painfully hard to keep inside.

 

[Acepilotf14]

It might be, but I sure love it anyway.

 

[Maestro]

Late 20's, short, heavyset...

Sounds like the average 4chan user.

 

[Escaep]

That guy is an ass.