Buy a man his happiness

[sabre0001]

This guy on eBay is great - its like one of those charity things where they give you denominations and what they will buy.

John is lazy and doesnt want to work, make him happy! <LINK>

 

[bvasgm]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

My name is John, I like money, I don't like working. I need to work for money. Here's the simple equation:
money = happy work = sad => work + money = not really happy

Why do I deserve your happiness payment? Because I'm probably just like you living from day to day getting up, working, going to sleep. You'd be helping someone who has never missed a meal (only from oversleeping), has a relatively comfortable lifestyle, goes out to dinner from time to time, drives an ok car, goes on holiday almost every year, has no particular problems at all. I just don't like working for all this, I'd like to quit work please.

This isn't a desperate appeal, I don't need food parcels dropped, there is no breakout of typhoid or dysentery, I am not a refugee from anywhere, my wife hasn't left me, if I go back somewhere I won't be tortured, I haven't walked for miles for water, all my limbs are where they should be, there has been no floods, hurricanes, typhoons or any natural disaster whatsoever, the weather or terrain is not hindering relief efforts, it is raining a little bit today though and the climate sometimes in Ireland can be described as dangerously mild.

So you can help buy my happiness. I will pick someone out of a hat to receive 20% of my happiness fund. It'll be like a raffle but the ultimate prize will be me being happy.

Please help me, I am in an insignificantly dire situation.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Teta_Bonita]

this man is a genius!
*buys 1,000*

 

[CyberPitz]

friggin weird.

 

[Cormeh]

So another idiot puts something ridiculous on eBay. Can't say I'm impressed, amused or aroused.

 

[The Brick]

I should try something like that once. People like that always turn out to get loads of money. Just because idiots like us are spamming this all over the internets. 1 out of 20.000 actually buys it.. that makes for alot of money.

 

[VirusType2]

So another idiot puts something ridiculous on eBay. Can't I'm impressed, amused or aroused.

er - did you just say aroused? LMAO

No, I think it's great. He took the words right out of my mouth. Work sucks, money rules. So getting money from working is somewhere in the middle. kinda sucks, kinda rules. He just wants to lose the sucky part - don't we all?

Edit - he happens to be the same age as me. LOL I could swear I wrote that.

 

[xcellerate]

i tried to get everybody on the VwVortex forums to donate a $0.10 to me

254871 users * $0.10 = 25487.1 --> new car

 

[The Brick]

i tried to get everybody on the VwVortex forums to donate a $0.10 to me

254871 users * $0.10 = 25487.1 --> new car

Result?

 

[Nat Turner]

this topic is lame, some dork put something on eBay, who the hell cares...

 

[VirusType2]

this topic is lame, some dork put something on eBay, who the hell cares...

then gtfo

 

[Jintor]

j4. This topic is lame, some moron discovered some old scrolls, who the hell cares...