"C is for cookie, that's too bad for me"

[Danimal]

The name of this thread is a slightly altered line from The Cookie Monster which I made myself.

Because the obesity problem that is happening, The Cookie Monster will now no longer eat cookies, and will teach children to eat fruits and vegetables.

What are your thoughts? Do you support something like this?

 

[LittleB]

Looks like they'll have to name him The Asparagus Monster.

 

[Maui]

Don't they dare change Cookie, he was my favorite Seasame Street guy! I had a huge stuffed Cookie Monster when I was little (like 3 1/2 ft. tall (or 1 m for the rest of the world besides the U.S. -_-))

Cookie was the best because he knew he was a fatass, but he was fine with it. He accepted himself the way he was and didn't let some bastard tell him he should change to fit his image, he was going along and living life big, doing his favorite pasttime.

Fight the power with Cookie Monster! Not Asparagus Aberration or something...bad.

 

[Datrix]

My god, listening to a cookie monster talk about how much he likes his cookies all day long, would actaully make me not want to eat them... it just makes me feel the need to kill him. :sniper:

 

[xLostx]

seeing a blue furry monster with crazy jiggly eyes didn't make me want to eat cookies, if anything blame parents for making their kids fat/letting them eat so much and what not

 

[Harryz]

The name of this thread is a slightly altered line from The Cookie Monster which I made myself.

What, do you want a cookie?

Cookie monster rules all.

 

[Qwert93]

Maybe they'll change him into the Chocolate monster....

 

[Ranga]

Maybe they'll change him into the Chocolate monster....

And then the problem is pwned by a new problem :|

Cookie Monster stays, or I get upset

 

[Dalamari]

C is for Cookie, not Carrot ffs!

KEEP HIM AS HE IS!!!

 

[Foxtrot]

My god, listening to a cookie monster talk about how much he likes his cookies all day long, would actaully make me not want to eat them... it just makes me feel the need to kill him. :sniper:

Well you also aren't 3 years old

 

[el Chi]

The name of this thread is a slightly altered line from The Cookie Monster which I made myself.

Because the obesity problem that is happening, The Cookie Monster will now no longer eat cookies, and will teach children to eat fruits and vegetables.

What are your thoughts? Do you support something like this?

Urge to kill rising.

C also stands for crack, and crack can help you lose weight, but they're not going to make him smoke crack now, are they. Are they? :O

 

[oldagerocker]

Its the parents fault ffs. The Cookie monster makes kids want cookies... right, so the parents should give them cookies, as a treat not constantly and let them get fat. lazy feckers.

 

[Bobcat]

If only the cookie monster would live up to his name and eat all the cookies of the world, then we wouldn't have such a problem, with the possible exception of the cookie monster himself...

 

[Edcrab]

In the (adapted) words of Scott Kurtz of PvP Online:

"Cookie Monster will now be emphasising that cookies are a 'sometimes food'. Perhaps we'd be better forcing the idea that parenting is an 'always job' through adult skulls."

I'm telling you guys, vote me into power in 2020, and you won't have to worry about this rubbish. That'll probably be because you're dead, or wired into a heated plantpot system. Just 'cos.

 

[PvtRyan]

People who agree with this should be raped with a rake :|

Take responsibility for your own **** ups, if your kid is fat, it's most likely not the cookie monster's **** up, but yours!!

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I think the level of political correctness is reaching rediculous heights, next thing you know it will be Oscar the Friendly Trashcan Hermit and Grover will be an illegal immgrant.

stop ****ing with classic media, now

 

[Maxi]

I smell spam.

 

[Fat Tony!]

Stupid idea, Damn them!

 

[ACLeroK212]

Good god, what's next, Girl Scouts selling Tofu and Humus? Keebler Elves getting run out of their tree for not having an emission free magic oven?

People that get fat because of things like the freakin cookie monster deserve to be fat. It's natures way of weeding out the idiots.

 

[Steve]

This is ridiculous! It's an outrage! Kids are supposed to be nice to people, but you don't see them canning (pun intended) Oscar the Grouch.

EDIT: Whoa! Danimal = mod! Do I get something special for my vote now that you're a mod?

 

[jondy]

Stupid Fat Kids. This is their fault.

 

[Xune]

So in an effort to reduce the obesity problem, fat kids are being sat infront of a TV and told, not by their parents, but by a blue furry monster not to eat cookies.

Does anyone else see the problem with this?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

That... was possibly the funniest thing I've read all week Xune.
Its sad that it is easily also one fo the most serious points :|

 

[Vegeta897]

Stupid Fat Kids. This is their fault.

Either it's their parents fault, or they can't help it.

How dare you call them stupid. Idiot.

 

[Fat Tony!]

vegeta stop being so politically correct, fat bastards

 

[PvtRyan]

Either it's their parents fault, or they can't help it.

How dare you call them stupid. Idiot.

When you lose sight of your own feet and kids at school start making truck reverse sounds when you walk by, a bell has got to ring with even the dumbest kid.

 

[MarcoPollo]

Cookie monster is going on a diet because cookies are a "sometimes food"

Some other changes is that Miss piggy will stop sexually harassing kermit because then The sexual harassment panda would be sad. Also the count is going to stop drinking blood.

 

[Vegeta897]

When you lose sight of your own feet and kids at school start making truck reverse sounds when you walk by, a bell has got to ring with even the dumbest kid.

Who says fat kids are dumb. I honestly don't know where this is coming from. They are just depressed because everyone is a shallow ****ing asshole.

 

[MarcoPollo]

Im chubby (15lbs over wieght) but I laugh about it and its not from over eating, I was just born big (im 15 and 6'10") and I have a slow metabolism, but it doesn't hinder my physical abilities so im fine with it and if assholes that get into fights with me bring up my weight, I tell them I'll eat them...

 

[SimonomiS]

Cookie monster is going on a diet because cookies are a "sometimes food"

Some other changes is that Miss piggy will stop sexually harassing kermit because then The sexual harassment panda would be sad. Also the count is going to stop drinking blood.

"Von, two, three vic-(dodgy dubbing)soya milkshakes!"
Like those bad censored versions of films. (Beverly Hills Cop 3 comes to mind, "Freeze dont you move!" replacing "Freeze mother****er!")
This is just bad. Shouldnt Popeye get much more praise then?

EDIT: Dont say you'll eat them, I heard that on some long fight vid I was watching. "Ill eat you alive." "Is that coz your a ******?" Was a hilarious vid in some hotel...offtopic, but does anyone know where I can refind it?

 

[Burn]

The name of this thread is a slightly altered line from The Cookie Monster which I made myself.

Because the obesity problem that is happening, The Cookie Monster will now no longer eat cookies, and will teach children to eat fruits and vegetables.

What are your thoughts? Do you support something like this?

No. He should be "The how to rasie your kids Monster"

Everynow and then he will say things like "Hey Mom and dad, get off your asses and stop feeding your kids junk! D is for deadbeat parents!"

 

[The Monkey]

I have no clue what you just said.

 

[el Chi]

I've just had a thought:
The cookie monster eats lots of cookies... How the f*ck does that encourage kids? What, are they supposed to look at him as a role model and decide that, if they eat lots of cookies then maybe one day their dreams of being a manic, obsessive, blue, mildly-retarded-but-ultimately-lovable, google-eyed, hairy oddball non-human will be realised and all their dreams fulfilled?

 

[Ames]

I don't see how a person could eat that many cookies.

 

[Vegeta897]

Im chubby (15lbs over wieght) but I laugh about it and its not from over eating, I was just born big (im 15 and 6'10") and I have a slow metabolism, but it doesn't hinder my physical abilities so im fine with it and if assholes that get into fights with me bring up my weight, I tell them I'll eat them...

Exactly. Thankyou.