Cafe Owner Paints Over Dead Rat Rather Than Picking It Up

I'm pretty sure no one ate a dead rat painted red.
 
"Hey Susie, my steak looks just like one the guy behind me ate! Isn't that funny?"
 
Yum!

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You people have sick minds. Perverts. -.-
 
Um, I don't know how you can get anything sexual out of that but ok. I was just saying that's a stupid reason never to eat out.
 
Ritz said:
You people have sick minds. Perverts. -.-
.. LMAO.

Oh man. Haha. I hadn't thought of it that way before you said that too (I swear too, lmao. If you took that smiley in that way oh man.)

I almost lost my dinner from laughing so hard, I'm crying xD
 
LOL Ritz, I didn't even notice that until you replied to it. I was wondering why you two were making faces. LOL.
 
:x
Ritz said:
This is why I dont eat out.
Ummm, :x.
I dont want to eat out anymore now.
BTW Ritz, did you get your name from the Ritz Bitz crackers, or the Ritz Tonic Water bottles? I'm guessing from the Ritz crackers?
 
Pesmerga said:
LOL Ritz, I didn't even notice that until you replied to it. I was wondering why you two were making faces. LOL.
I wasn't making a face because of that. I was making it at someone eating there.

I may post disgusting news, but I'm not a perv :p.
 
Fuse Kazuki said:
BTW Ritz, did you get your name from the Ritz Bitz crackers, or the Ritz Tonic Water bottles? I'm guessing from the Ritz crackers?
Or the Ritz Hotel.
 
Fuse Kazuki said:
:x
Ummm, :x.
I dont want to eat out anymore now.
BTW Ritz, did you get your name from the Ritz Bitz crackers, or the Ritz Tonic Water bottles? I'm guessing from the Ritz crackers?

I thought tonic water at first but I think it was the crackers.
 
Fuse Kazuki said:
:x
Ummm, :x.
I dont want to eat out anymore now.
BTW Ritz, did you get your name from the Ritz Bitz crackers, or the Ritz Tonic Water bottles? I'm guessing from the Ritz crackers?

I made it up. Yes really.. I did. Random letters into the username screen, then I remembered about Ritz crackers, "The Ritz" hotels, etc etc.

>.> Untill I can think of a better name, Im sticking with Ritz.
 
Ritz said:
I made it up. Yes really.. I did. Random letters into the username screen, then I remembered about Ritz crackers, "The Ritz" hotels, etc etc.

>.> Untill I can think of a better name, Im sticking with Ritz.
Oh okay, thanks. Like I said before, just curious :P
 
I don't know why Ritz but you've always struck me as a person who likes to get attention from other people.
 
Pressure said:
I don't know why Ritz but you've always struck me as a person who likes to get attention from other people.

Yes I am indeed an attention whore. Took you people a long time to figer that one out?
 
Pressure said:
Then that means you really shouldn't mind.

No no you misunderstand, I do mind. I didnt make this name thinking "I want to be named after a hotal/food/tonic water". Kinda kick in the teeth it happans to be all three.
 
Ritz said:
No no you misunderstand, I do mind. I didnt make this name thinking "I want to be named after a hotal/food/tonic water". Kinda kick in the teeth it happans to be all three.

Change your name then. Just hit random letters again like, "Idola" or "Toasila" or "Yoaurla" or "Riason".
 
Pressure said:
Change your name then. Just hit random letters again like, "Idola" or "Toasila" or "Yoaurla" or "Riason".
That isn't random enough.

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That is random.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
.. LMAO.

Oh man. Haha. I hadn't thought of it that way before you said that too (I swear too, lmao. If you took that smiley in that way oh man.)

I almost lost my dinner from laughing so hard, I'm crying xD
What???? I don't get it.
 
I still don't see what she meant, my sexual innuendos have been off lately.
 
Pressure said:
I still don't see what she meant, my sexual innuendos have been off lately.
Oh you know what she meant, Pressure. :naughty:

How about you talk to Ritz some more, eh? Eh, eh?! :naughty: :angel: *nudge*

You can talk about stuff! HA! ;) *wink* :angel:

Okay that's enough.

On a related note: Yum rats. :farmer:
 
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