Campaign of Agrivation

[nurizeko]

Right, finished playing some Halo one campaign, bit of nostalgia.

I have reached the Flood levels. OOOOOOoooohohohohoho!.


I HATE the flood. I loath them, the levels are a stream of unrestrained purified irritation and fun-suckage.

Oh sure, its okay when you get the shotgun and the Flood are thinned out, but then you load a new level and whats this?...the game has stolen your shotgun, and given you the MG117 shitrifle.

It fires shit. Flood angerifying pellets that bounce off them and just piss them off.

So your running through this wave of Flood like its the Tokyo subway, with crap guns, looking for a replacement shotty, the Flood keep spawning, because we all know finite ammo and infinite enemies is just fun and not pure grade A dumb.


So here I am with dwindling ammo running through an endless flood of Flood, being chased by every diseased space zombie on the Halo, waiting for an annoying blue orb to open locked doors, which are pretty ****ing pointless if the Flood can pour out of every vent and opening without end.





In short, I was not having fun.






SOOOOOOOOO...


The topic of discussion, if you chose to accept, it so state and describe the most irritating moment, level or game you've played in single player.

Describe the irritation and annoyance it caused you, if you cried, thats cool, we wanna know.

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[Absinthe]

Fallout 2 from recent memory, after having played through it again. There were a few times when I'd find myself raging at the game. You have to understand that usually your allies are pretty combat efficient. But every once in a while...

"Sulik, you ****ing idiot! Put the SMG away. PUT THE SMG AWAY. USE YOUR ****ING POWER FIST. PUNCH THE GOD DAMN WANNAMINGO.

Cassidy! Where the **** are you running to? WHERE? COME BACK. Okay, shoot him with your combat shotgun. No, don't... Don't kick him. You can't kick worth shit!

Vic? Just... Just heal yourself. Use one of the five god damn stimpaks I gave you. Any time now. Any time. Any time you want to stop acting like a bitch.

Oh ****ing great. I critically missed. How? HOW? HOW DO YOU **** THAT UP SO BADLY?! Okay, get back up. Aim for the eys... HAHA! Critical hit! For... 4 damage? SON OF A SHIT.

Sulik, go punch the other one. THE OTHER ONE. THE ONE THAT'S NOT ON THE GROUND. PUNCH HIM. Oh, that's great, Sulik. Three consecutive misses. You're great. I ****ing love you. God, kill me. Please.

Cassidy, buck the **** up and... Reload and run away. What a pal. I'll kill you myself. Stupid porch monkey.

Vic... Okay, you're dead. Way to fail, buddy. WAY TO ****ING FAIL.

FINE. I'LL CLEAR THE GOD DAMN CAVES MYSELF. ALL BY MYSELF. YOU ASSHOLES. GOD DAMN SHIT DAMN."

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Sundog: Frozen Legacy, when you try to fly between two systems and you're like "GODDAMNIT, PIRATES, STOP ATTACKING ME!"

Because they come every time. Bastards.

-Anrgy Lawyer

 

[Dekstar]

Trauma Center: Under the Knife

There's this one level (the first after you've figured out how to use the star power thing) and these bumps keep popping up and you can't get them in time even if you use your power.
I still haven't completed it, and I have S/A ranked every mission before that. FFS.

 

[Bad^Hat]

The other day I was playing through Call of Duty 4 on hardened, not the hardest thing ever but a decent challenge. Was on the level War Pig, had just cleared out an entire checkpoint's worth of enemies. I peer out a second story ledge of the building I've been sniping from, confirm that the coast is clear, and jump back down to the ground.

The moment I hit the ground the car directly infront of me, which had somehow miraculously set itself alight, explodes in my face, sending me back to the beginning of the entire encounter.

-_-

Also, Lost Odyssey. First boss. I returned the game there and then. Did NOT sit through 2 hours of pointless cutscenes and about 5 actual battles for that bullshit (and f*ck you I aint grinding).

Edit - Dekstar: was stuck on that very level before I returned it. Good old Christmas refunds.

 

[Rico]

I was playing ninja gaiden on hard difficulty and I was fighting the end boss. After fighting this dude and dying like 10 - 15 times my friend comes over and watches me fight him. I'm there killing this dude for like 10 minutes until I finally beat the bastard and my rewarding end-game cinematic starts up.

Then my friend says "it's hot in here" and he flips the switch next to my TV screen.

You see the wiring in my house was set so that the light switch also controlled whatever was plugged into the outlets near it. I dunno wtf they did it this way but that's how it was. So of course, my TV and Xbox were plugged in to the outlet and as he tried to turn on the fan, he actually switched it off and as a result I FREAKING LOST POWER AND MY XBOX SHUT DOWN!!!!!1111

I then proceeded to punch my friend and then spend another half hour beating the damned boss.

SUCK!

 

[Godron]

Trauma Center: Under the Knife

There's this one level (the first after you've figured out how to use the star power thing) and these bumps keep popping up and you can't get them in time even if you use your power.
I still haven't completed it, and I have S/A ranked every mission before that. FFS.

Yup, probably the most retarded level in the game, and one of the hardest. I feel your pain. To beat it... just play it loads and loads of times until you win. Well, it worked for me. Change your strategy a bit each time too.

 

[Emporius]

Call Of Duty 4 - 'The Shot'

I am currently playing through the game on veteran, and while I cruised easily through most of this mission, the final standoff was incredibly aggravating.

 

[Jintor]

Fallout 2 from recent memory, after having played through it again. There were a few times when I'd find myself raging at the game. You have to understand that usually your allies are pretty combat efficient. But every once in a while...

"Sulik, you ****ing idiot! Put the SMG away. PUT THE SMG AWAY. USE YOUR ****ING POWER FIST. PUNCH THE GOD DAMN WANNAMINGO.

Cassidy! Where the **** are you running to? WHERE? COME BACK. Okay, shoot him with your combat shotgun. No, don't... Don't kick him. You can't kick worth shit!

Vic? Just... Just heal yourself. Use one of the five god damn stimpaks I gave you. Any time now. Any time. Any time you want to stop acting like a bitch.

Oh ****ing great. I critically missed. How? HOW? HOW DO YOU **** THAT UP SO BADLY?! Okay, get back up. Aim for the eys... HAHA! Critical hit! For... 4 damage? SON OF A SHIT.

Sulik, go punch the other one. THE OTHER ONE. THE ONE THAT'S NOT ON THE GROUND. PUNCH HIM. Oh, that's great, Sulik. Three consecutive misses. You're great. I ****ing love you. God, kill me. Please.

Cassidy, buck the **** up and... Reload and run away. What a pal. I'll kill you myself. Stupid porch monkey.

Vic... Okay, you're dead. Way to fail, buddy. WAY TO ****ING FAIL.

FINE. I'LL CLEAR THE GOD DAMN CAVES MYSELF. ALL BY MYSELF. YOU ASSHOLES. GOD DAMN SHIT DAMN."

You, sir, understand my pain. The worst bit though is when your NPCs go chasing an enemy you can't see off the screen and there is literally NO WAY to get them to come back, short of exiting the area by running to an exit zone. (And this is really ****ing painful at 9 iso tiles a turn.)

 

[Qonfused]

"SHUT THE **** UP DIRECTOR YOU PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE!"
- Me throughout Stuntman

 

[Pesmerga]

Battlefield 2

****ING CLAYMORE. GOD DAMMIT.

WHAT THE ****, GOD DAMN SHIT TEAM

DUDE, THATS MY ****ING TANK.

GOD DAMN JETS. GOD DAMMIT.

WHAT THE HELL, ANOTHER ****ING CLAYMORE.

MEDIC!!

****ING MEDIC PLEASE! GOD ****.

WHAT THE ****, DISCONNECTED???

HOLY PISSING SHITS, I CAN'T GO TEN FEET WITHOUT GETTING BOMBED BY THAT GOD DAMN JET.

****ING HELL, GOD DAMMIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT COCK SUCKING MOTHE

DISCONNECTED

 

[MFD00M]

Bad Hat I feel your pain. And I think they should just change the name to
"COD4- Modern Grenade Dodging"

In COD multi-player I can't go 2 f*cking seconds in the shipment map without being blown apart by some noob with a grenade.

 

[Sheepo]

I almost stabbed the touch screen to death in Advance Wars DS. That campaign is just so:angry:

 

[Cavalry]

Bioshock-

THIS LOOKS THE SAME AS THE LAST ROOM!

DIE BOUNCER!

WAS I HERE ALREADY?

SHUT UP LADY, OPEN THE DOOR!

WHERE AM I?

F*CK, I WAS HERE 10 SECONDS AGO.

HERE I AM AGAIN!

THAT DOOR TAKES ME BACK HERE FOR THE 3RD TIME!

 

[Jintor]

I almost stabbed the touch screen to death in Advance Wars DS. That campaign is just so:angry:

No wai. Dual Strike campaign was easy lol.

Even Hard Campaign was... challenging, but nowhere near impossible.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Oh! Oh! How did I forget this one...

:flame: New Super Mario Bros. :flame:

Damnit, Mario, get the f*cking mushroom. GET THE F*CKING MUSHROOM. NOOOOOOOOOuuuurrrrrrrgh WHY would you put that next to a f*cking LEDGE godDAMNit.

NO F*CKING WAY IN SHITHELL I JUMPED ON THAT PISSING TURTLE. Goddamnit OH GODDAMNIT how was I meant to avoid that shell. F*CK YOU IN YOUR RANCID PISSHOLE F*CK TITS.

F*ck f*ckity piss shit DICK... I swear to god Mario, if you miss that jump one more time I will personally SKULLF*CK PEACH IN THE ASS.

OooooooooouuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH F*CK. F*cking PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS OFF BOWSER I will CURBSTOMP YOU on your OWN F*CKING SHELL if you do not F*CKING DIE in the next 20 seconds. Now. Nnnnnnnnnow. NownownownownownownowF*CKYOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOOOOOU.

Etc.

 

[Absinthe]

It's good to know we're all well-adjusted when it comes to these things.

 

[redruM]

any GTA game

OBLIVION The master game of frustrating NPCs

I actually tend to get way more pissed off at console games, dunno why.

Soul Calibur III - especially in "Chronicles of The Sword" as if fighting the "main characters" which have 5 times more health and deal 10 times more damage than me wasn't enough, they have to add a slipperry floor so I fall offf the fighting platform and kill myself every time I try to attack. ****.

Test Drive Unlimited - playing a 50km race for half an hour can get really frustrating, ESPECIALLY IF I'M LEADING THE WHOLE RACE BUT SOMEHOW GET OVERTAKEN IN THE LAST 100M. ****.

Midnight Club 3 DUB - Why the hell do my opponents get to have nitro 5 times during a race and I only once or twice? + Crashing into shit all the time doesn't make it any more enjoyable.

 

[nurizeko]

Battlefield 2

****ING CLAYMORE. GOD DAMMIT.

WHAT THE ****, GOD DAMN SHIT TEAM

DUDE, THATS MY ****ING TANK.

GOD DAMN JETS. GOD DAMMIT.

WHAT THE HELL, ANOTHER ****ING CLAYMORE.

MEDIC!!

****ING MEDIC PLEASE! GOD ****.

WHAT THE ****, DISCONNECTED???

HOLY PISSING SHITS, I CAN'T GO TEN FEET WITHOUT GETTING BOMBED BY THAT GOD DAMN JET.

****ING HELL, GOD DAMMIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT COCK SUCKING MOTHE

DISCONNECTED

Actually it went more like this for me...

Spawned!, yes, right lets do this! *run run run run* right, the fighting is here *jet woosh* Aw shit damn i--*BOOOM!*

Jesus can this spawn timer be any longer?.

*spawn* Right, lets do this! *run run run run run run* Aw rite, were gonna move in as a team, and **** em up *omfgnowarning! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOM!* +Artillery in your area+


Ah balls to this...

*Disconnect*

In COD multi-player I can't go 2 f*cking seconds in the shipment map without being blown apart by some noob with a grenade.

I spent an entire two rounds last night in DF:BHD just getting flashbang spammed. I was happy to get a server ban.

 

[Minister]

World of Warcraft in general.

I'm so happy I managed to quit.

 

[Pesmerga]

I'm so tempted to pick up WoW again... not entirely sure why.

 

[nurizeko]

WoW wasn't so much irritating, just booooooooooring, with a sprinkling of good fun, great fun, but soon back to boooooooooooooring again.

 

[Minister]

It depends, PvP irritated me and PvE bored me.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

At this very moment, fighting the Water Serpent in Turok.


"WHY THE **** CAN'T I DODGE YOUR GOD DAMN TENTACLES? YOU PIECE OF BITCH WHY WON'T YOU ****ING PUT AWAY THE GIANT GOD DAMN ROCKS AND BITE ME YOU SHIT FACED COCK SUCKER! **** **** **** **** I'M DEAD?! AGAIN?! THAT'S IT PLAY THE SAME ****ING "OH GOD I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE" SEQUENCE AGAIN YOU ROTTEN ****! HAHA HOW DO YOU LIKE NAPA-WHAT THE **** I JUST KILLED MYSELF WITH A STEAM VENT! **** YOU PROPAGANDA! **** YOU AND YOUR HOUSE! I BET YOU STEAL CANDY FROM BABIES. GOD DAMN BABIES."



I'm actually crying right now.

 

[Dekstar]

Any campaign in Heroes of Might and Magic 3: Complete.

I was just in the campaign where you play as Gelu, recruiting sharpshooters and the like to kick some dungeon ass, and the bastards have like 3 dungeons off the bat, and I'm stuck with one that is utter crap. I'm also too sentimental to let the crap one get taken over when I had a good one, so Gelu, my main guy, was running frantically between the towns.
I suck at Heroes 3. But it's so good.