Can anyone tell me the bible verses that say

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you can kill heritics
gayness is wrong
I'm almost positive that they exist.
And also: (not too sure if these ones do)
you can beat your wife
and I heard there is 1 that says rape is right in Z situation.
 
Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to
people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that
homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot
be condoned in any circumstance. The following is an open letter to
Dr.Laura penned by a US resident and also posted on the Internet:


Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I
have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the
homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus
18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need
some advice from you, however, regarding some of the laws and how to
follow them.

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They
claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
price for her?

c) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend
of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you
clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

d) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
learly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill
him myself?

e) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality.
I don't agree. Can you settle this?

f) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have
a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does
my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

g) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by
Lev.19:27. How should they die?

h) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

i) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of
two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to
curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the
trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?
(Lev.24:10-16). Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family
affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you
can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal
and unchanging. Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.
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hope that helps
plus its funny :E
 
Thanks. I want to show a few people in school that it is OK acording to the bible to kill non-believers. But I think I will show some of those to my religion teacher :D.
 
*sigh*
If your friends have half a brain in their heads, hopefully they'll know the difference between the Old Covenant and New Covenant, Old and New Testament.

Ignorance is bliss.
 
Kirovman beat me to The Brick Testament. I have used it successfuly in the past to pwn Jehovah's Witnesses. :D
 
MiccyNarc said:
*sigh*
If your friends have half a brain in their heads, hopefully they'll know the difference between the Old Covenant and New Covenant, Old and New Testament.

Ignorance is bliss.
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Liez.

KILL THE HEATHENS
 
The gayness statement we've studied, it doesn't say gay people should die or be killed it says something like, 'he who lies in bed with a man as he does a woman; let his blood be on his hands.' it's like Leviticus 20 or something. Many people interpret it lots of ways.

If you want to know about sex, read Leviticus i may be mistaken because it's been a while since I’ve done my bible work, but that book has all the 'you may have sex with your brother's wife's best friend's roommate's sister, but a pit of burning sulfur awaits he makes love with his sister's wife's best friend's roommate's sister.' And it says not to have sex with animals or with a woman during her 'time of un cleanliness.'
 
Leviticus and Deuteronomy - the best chapters in the entire Christian saga! Closely rivaled by the Qur'an's own chapter 4 or the Ramayana.
 
xcellerate said:
And it says not to have sex with animals or with a woman during her 'time of un cleanliness.'
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So only have sex with animals and women in their time of cleanliness?

Right, gotcha.
 
Read the new testament and you'll get a better idea of what christians are all about. But that makes me wonder about the orthodox jews. Do they stone people in public and smite them with holy water or kill a chicken because it worked on the sabbath?
 
kirovman said:
So only have sex with animals and women in their time of cleanliness?

Right, gotcha.
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god i hate english, alright whatever.

"And it says not to have sex with animals and to not have sex with a woman during her 'time of un cleanliness.'"
 
xcellerate said:
god i hate english, alright whatever.

"And it says not to have sex with animals and to not have sex with a woman during her 'time of un cleanliness.'"
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Don't worry, I knew what you meant, I was just being a pedantic git :E
 
So no quote for killing heathens? Only for killing heathen preachers? Damn.
 
ríomhaire said:
So no quote for killing heathens? Only for killing heathen preachers? Damn.
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http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/religious_tolerance/dt13_15-16.html

'If you hear that in one of the towns, there are men who are telling people to go and worship other gods, it is your duty to look into the matter and examine it.

'If it is proved and confirmed, you must put the inhabitants of that town to the sword.

'You must lay the town under the curse of destruction, the town and everything in it.

'You must pile up all its loot in the public square and burn the town and all its loot.

'That town is to be a ruin for all time, and never rebuilt
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<3
 
ríomhaire said:
Er...right
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they were 2 towns where abraham(? i'm too lazy to check) lived but were centres of decadence and were summarily destroyed by god(tm) for heathenness and other crimes
 
Just remember that there are different versions of the Bible, some vary Greatly from others.
 
...and when modern Christians have a hard enough time with membership, they'll come up with a newer testament - something less strict with more modern rhetoric, metaphor, and language than the current new testament that'll keep enrollment up. They'll say that the previous versions weren't quite right, much the same way many modern Christians say that the old testament isn't quite right. You don't have to follow the old testament, just the new. You don't have to follow the new testament, follow the newer testament. One might say that Christianity evolves - it undergoes slight changes throughout the course of time until the current version of Christianity is a beast nothing like its original incarnation. (Technically, it would be artificial selection, but that's moot.)
 
"If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them."
 
john3571000 said:
thats islam you're thinking of
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How does your head manage to fit on your neck when filled with so much true information?
 
New Testament is pretty much what non-fanatical Christians follow, so unless your friends are extremists, you're unlikely to get anything direct. Of course, I haven't read the Bible, except once or twice, and so can't speak for anyone else.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Judaism follows the old testament. Christianity follows the old and new testament. More or less.
 
Angry Lawyer said:
New Testament is pretty much what non-fanatical Christians follow, so unless your friends are extremists, you're unlikely to get anything direct. Of course, I haven't read the Bible, except once or twice, and so can't speak for anyone else.

-Angry Lawyer
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Except the new testament says that the old testament is the very word of god. So if someone believes the new testament, then they should really believe the old as well. Every Christian I know believes both :\
 
Ikerous said:
Except the new testament says that the old testament is the very word of god. So if someone believes the new testament, then they should really believe the old as well. Every Christian I know believes both :\
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My fellow Catholics (majority that I know) around here believe both, but recognize there are parts that are figurative and metaphor in language, and other parts that are literal historical accounts.

Although down the road from me there's this hardcore Baptist family. They believe everything literally. It bugs the hell out of me, their children couldn't even go out on Halloween because it was 'evil.' I laughed at them because it's actually All Saint's Day Eve. :dozey: Hmm, but they're so deeply sectionalized Baptist themselves I guess to them the Catholic church is kinda evil so I guess it fits?
 
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