Can I pee on your dinner? and other weird stories

[CptStern]

military makes food that can be rehydrated with urine ...uhmmmm mmm good


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reporting the news as it happens


you're just asking for a bum-chum


the friendly skies are less than friendly ...dont piss off the pilot


"While you're out can you pick me up a six pack?"

 

[Gunner]

Heh I took the aptitude test on the FVZA website it's mind numbingly long.

But turns out I'd make a great fighter against zombies lol

 

[CptStern]

teach me everything you know, oh master

 

[Gunner]

Not much to know really, except you have to shoot them in the head, they go down quicker that way

 

[CyberSh33p]

that was really brilliant, btw

 

[Sulkdodds]

Hlarious... "At least they came back," commented the prison warden.

As for the army...piss-meals and boob jobs? Where do I sign up?

 

[sHm0zY]

you piss dosent rehydrate you

 

[CyberSh33p]

you piss dosent rehydrate you

yet another brilliant quip from the always thought-provoking shm0zy!

 

[Pulse*]

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[CptStern]

you piss dosent rehydrate you

read the link, you dont actually drink your own urine (which you can once or twice over till you start getting toxins in your system)


I personally like the judge who said prisoners cant wear makeup ...heh I bet that would have made a few of them extremely popular at the annual "State penitentiary annual freshman dance"

 

[Sulkdodds]

True. Apparently, I'd be good for an FVZA Assault Team. WHat did you guys get on the aptitude test?

 

[sHm0zY]

yet another brilliant quip from the always thought-provoking shm0zy!

Yeah i know! =D

read the link, you dont actually drink your own urine (which you can once or twice over till you start getting toxins in your system)


I personally like the judge who said prisoners cant wear makeup ...heh I bet that would have made a few of them extremely popular at the annual "State penitentiary annual freshman dance"

I jsut read the tittle. :afro:

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

....and so ends the story of why the British army has pre hydrated ration packs.

 

[CptStern]

what about the article that could be used as an ad campaign:

"Fly Air Russia, get beaten senseless by our drunken flight staff"

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Heh, yeah i read about that the other day. Quite a detterent for terrorists at least

 

[CptStern]

actually I can see it being easier for terrorists

"excuse me mr pilot, would you like some vodka ...it's russian! I'll trade you for control of the plane ...dont worry I got my pilot's license in Florida"

 

[Bad^Hat]

Heh I took the aptitude test on the FVZA website it's mind numbingly long.

But turns out I'd make a great fighter against zombies lol

I got 33!

http://www.fvza.org/results3.html

 

[Dalamari]

I would love to see a hijacker get his ass beat by 2 drunk pilots.

 

[Stigmata]

Maybe I'm stupid, but I can not for the life of me find a link to the aptitude test. Link?

 

[CyberSh33p]

The drunk pilots is all too true of us damn russians.
i'd love to see dalamari get his ass beat by 2 drunk pilots.

 

[CptStern]

next time I'm on my way to Minsk I'll be sure to ask the pilot if he can walk a straight line before I board the plane

 

[CyberSh33p]

hehe, as with most airlines, I think the answer will be overwhelmingly "I LOVE YOO GUYS!!!!"

 

[torso boy]

im a shadow
http://www.fvza.org/results2.html :sniper: :bonce:

 

[falconwind]

Sweet! FVZA Assault Team! :bounce: :sniper:

 

[Gunner]

Anyone make it in the Shadown team? :laugh;