Captain America arrested for Assualt with Burrito

[CptStern]

awesome you just make this shit up:

Dr. Raymond Adamcik dressed as Captain America and with a burrito stuffed in his tights, was arrested Saturday night for allegedly groping women at a Melbourne bar. Adamcik was part of a pub crawl in which participants wore costumes. While at the On Tap bar, Adamcik, 54, allegedly touched the genital areas of two women, according to a Melbourne Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here. "Because there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at this time, all Captain Americas were asked to go outside for a possible identification," notes the report. One woman positively identified Adamcik as the superhero who groped her. While being booked, Adamcik asked to use the bathroom. It was then, police charge, that he attempted to flush marijuana, which apparently had been hidden in his blue tights. Adamcik was charged with battery, disorderly conduct, and pot possession.

"Is that a Burrito/spliff in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

"you know what they say about americans? <whisper> I hear they stuff their pants with burritos"


and so on


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0424071capt1.html

 

[Bob_Marley]

Awesome.

But I thought he was dead!?!?

Zombie captain america! OH SHI-! RUN!

 

[AJ Rimmer]

This is a bad "This is Spinal Tap"-ripoff... My god people you really *are* just a few steps from becoming the next roman empire...

 

[Marinmald]

This is a bad "This is Spinal Tap"-ripoff... My god people you really *are* just a few steps from becoming the next roman empire...

Except we wont make the mistake of spreading ourselves to thin! Go us!

 

[<RJMC>]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/sound/captamerica911.mp3

lol

 

[Sulkdodds]

Good lord.

 

[VirusType2]

This is a bad "This is Spinal Tap"-ripoff... My god people you really *are* just a few steps from becoming the next roman empire...

THIS JUST IN:
Spinal Tap announced today they are reuniting.

D:

http://news.google.com/news?q=spina...LJ:2006-41,GGLJ:en&um=1&sa=X&oi=news&ct=title


These are the end times

"They're not that environmentally conscious, but they've heard of global warming," Reiner says of Spinal Tap's often clueless members. "Nigel thought it was just because he was wearing too much clothing -- that if he just took his jacket off it would be cooler."

The director said the new short film explains what the band has been doing with their lives lately. Nigel has been raising miniature horses to race, but can't find jockeys small enough to ride them; David is now a hip-hop producer who also runs a colonic clinic; and Derek is in rehab for addiction to the Internet.

 

[cheddarrr]

who are you in a fight with? -i was so expecting him to say "Captin America"--

and what is your girlfriend wearing?" bla bla bla bla "and black combat boots"

hahaha shit that was great