Carlisle versus Flood

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That's right, an enormous horde of headcrab-wannabes have crossed the barriers of space and time and began a fullscale siege of my hometown. I call upon all people of military age to take up arms and repel the foul waves of Halo rejects-

Wait, wrong Flood. Ahem. Flood as in water, right...

So, I haven't had power for three days, and I'm even colder and more malnourished than the average Cumbrian. I also think my tarantulas need defrosting. They're used to a far hotter environment- damn you United Utilities!

Admittedly I've avoided the flood waters themselves (much of the City Centre ended up as a freakin' lake, and buses, as in double decker people carriers, were buffeted about by the torrents), but being without power annoyed the hell out of me, especially as its so damn common around here.

We get extreme whether fairly freqeuntly, and while coastal communities like Southport tend to have underground power lines (try and knock them over Nature!) we persist in having matchstick constructs strued about the place. Gah.

On top of it all the Willowhome sub-station itself was flooded- word of advice UU, it may be easier to maintain self-contained facilites that service entire swathes of the county but it sure as hell isn't convenient when it comes to trying to initiate repairs or pump the fetid water out of them...

So basically I've had to empty two freezers of ruined food, slowly warm frozen arachnids, help out elderly relatives left high and dry (well, the exact opposite really) by the severe conditions, and on top of it all it's looking unlikely that UU will be able to offer any decent compensation.

Yay for British weather. It makes you think- one "developed" town is crippled by a comparitively small attack of nature and struggles to recover- just think what's happening thousands of miles away at the hands of a natural disaster several hundred thousand times worse :eek:
 
Unlucky .... look on the bright side, atleast you weren't flooded...

...frozen arachnids?
 
That was a reference to my poor chilled tarantula chums :( I have no doubt they've survived the ordeal, it just can't be very pleasant...
 
Mmmm my favourite :)

Sounds horrible man :( We had a small flood here also from the same storm, sealevels rose by 1.5meters above normal (we have no tide). Our scouts house that's close to the water would have been flooded if the water rose another few cms.
 
Bad luck Ed
I grew up quite near to Carlisle, pretty mental seeing the Civic Centre surrounded by water...
 
My teacher said she didn't know there was a river in Carlisle. I then said "Actually, I hear its quite big..***ns right through the town centre in fact"

Ahem...I'l just leave.
 
The name Carisle sounds funny, sounds like carlile.
 
Edcrab said:
That's right, an enormous horde of headcrab-wannabes have crossed the barriers of space and time and began a fullscale siege of my hometown. I call upon all people of military age to take up arms and repel the foul waves of Halo rejects-

Wait, wrong Flood. Ahem. Flood as in water, right...

So, I haven't had power for three days, and I'm even colder and more malnourished than the average Cumbrian. I also think my tarantulas need defrosting. They're used to a far hotter environment- damn you United Utilities!

Admittedly I've avoided the flood waters themselves (much of the City Centre ended up as a freakin' lake, and buses, as in double decker people carriers, were buffeted about by the torrents), but being without power annoyed the hell out of me, especially as its so damn common around here.

We get extreme whether fairly freqeuntly, and while coastal communities like Southport tend to have underground power lines (try and knock them over Nature!) we persist in having matchstick constructs strued about the place. Gah.

On top of it all the Willowhome sub-station itself was flooded- word of advice UU, it may be easier to maintain self-contained facilites that service entire swathes of the county but it sure as hell isn't convenient when it comes to trying to initiate repairs or pump the fetid water out of them...

So basically I've had to empty two freezers of ruined food, slowly warm frozen arachnids, help out elderly relatives left high and dry (well, the exact opposite really) by the severe conditions, and on top of it all it's looking unlikely that UU will be able to offer any decent compensation.

Yay for British weather. It makes you think- one "developed" town is crippled by a comparitively small attack of nature and struggles to recover- just think what's happening thousands of miles away at the hands of a natural disaster several hundred thousand times worse :eek:


Remember Boscastle they said it wouldn't happen again. Now my gran has no house Damn you Forces of Nature.
 
Yep- that's what happens when flood waters land on top of a city (yes, despite the puny populace the presence of a cathedral in Carlisle's boundaries makes it officially- by traditional British classification- a city. So there. Not that anyone commented)... Boscastle was worrying enough, and now there's another severe weather warning.

And meanwhile I hear there're Californian landslides. NATURE NEEDS NERFED! It costs too much to counter Nature units, it's unbalanced and unfair! I want to complain to the developers; we haven't had a patch in fifteen billion years, just user made content!
 
Thats sucks man, I have family in Wigton, missed them as well. I read in Zoo that we could have our own tsunami. But that mag costs 50p and has more tits than words so its probably bull$hit..
 
WySiWyG said:
Thats sucks man, I have family in Wigton, missed them as well. I read in Zoo that we could have our own tsunami. But that mag costs 50p and has more tits than words so its probably bull$hit..

Hehe nicely put.
Well, there is a thing about how one of the Canary Islands (volcanic) is at risk of splitting apart, and half of the island sliding into the Atlantic = goodbye, coasts of the north Atlantic
 
Carlisle Man, Carlisle Man
Doing the things Carlisle can
What's it like, it's not important
Carlisle Man

Is it a town, or is it a city
When he's flooded, does he get wet
Or does the water get him instead
Nobody knows, Carlisle Man

Flood Plain Man, Flood Plain Man
Flood Plain Man hates Carlisle Man
They have a fight, Flood wins
Flood Plain Man
 
wow, it really is the end of.... the coasts of the north atlantic
 
Well, yes and no.

European cities will be mildly flooded, probably like the areas least affected by the recent tsunami. The ones in North and Central America will be completely wiped out.
 
Derby Man, Derby Man,
Confusing Ed like only he can,
He's staff, but he's mad
Kangy Man

Is he a mod, or is he a writer,
it's unclear, but he's a fighter,
why are we rhyming? It beats me,
It don't matter, Kangy Man


In other news, I've lost my pants and I'm being rained on. Stop it.
 
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