Cars christians should avoid

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I usually don't get into religious mud-slinging online...but I think any decent person, religious or otherwise, will agree that this is plain F'ing stupid:

http://thewayweseeit.wordpress.com/2007/10/28/cars-good-christians-should-avoid/

Not only is the concept of "Christian cars" inherently moronic...but many of this guy's comments are extremely bigoted and not to mention illogical(blaming German and Japanese car companies for what their governments did 60 years ago sure makes you look intelligent).
 
What a ****ing racist and hate filled moron.

Heh. I left a comment. I meant to say instant, not instance.


Wow... what an idiotic blog. Jesus would deny you morons into heaven in an instance for peddling such hate.

What would Jesus do? He'd ride in any car he wants because he's a bad-ass, and he'll flip you the bird as he's roaring past because you're stupid for not liking his taste in automobiles.
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WHAT THE F*CK?!?!?!
half those cars are great,how can you call the new Audi TT gay!?!? its so f-ing nice
TVR, Lotus, Porsche, MG, Noble, Ferrari-what!!!
and the NSX,the only near-affordable super car there is!!!!!!!!
please,something is horribly wrong here
 
I had a respond from the guy in my comment.


MOD: This is what happens when you decide to be rude and not really understand the blog and the context it is written in. If you understood your Bible and you probably do not. You would know that our thoughts on certain groups are completely Christian.
 
What the shit. I love Audi's.
This is not the Christian view.
This is their view.
Bitches.
I lol'd.
 
I also hate how he uses "curry eater" as a derogatory term.

Curry is awesome.
 
RepiV, hen it comes to religion, its best to assume things you think are so nuts it must be a joke probably aren't.
 
nurizeko said:
RepiV, hen it comes to religion, its best to assume things you think are so nuts it must be a joke probably aren't.
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C'mon. "Rating 5 pink handbags"? "4 burberry caps"?

Just look at how the whole thing is written. Not a chance in hell it's anything but satire.

Besides...all cars are for queers. Real men ride motorbikes. I'll just be going now... ;)
 
It's because they're Baptists, and being British doesn't help. (sorry to those British chaps who aren't a part of this.)
 
lmao what a joke this guy knows absolutely nothing about cars.
 
If this is the case, then does that mean Satan drives a '89 Toyota Corolla Stationwagon?:LOL:
 
All I know is Jesus would never drive a stick with those holes in his hands.
 
Come to think of it...

If small sports cars are "sodomites'" cars, economy cars are "chav cars", family cars are "kerb crawlers", German and Japanese cars are "Ethnic" cars, and expensive sports cars are "2nd Childhood" cars...then what's left?
 
This is the most retarded blog on religion I have ever seen. If there were enough people like him around the world, Christians would suffer the same wrath that Muslims suffer now as well.

Also, on the website: UnNatural Sexual Acts Are A Sin. Discuss, Debate. No Account Needed.

What the heck does that mean?
 
Well, what would you consider an unnatural sexual act?



Let me rephrase this, what isn't a natural sexual act?
 
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:LOL:
 
BowSniper said:
WHAT THE F*CK?!?!?!
half those cars are great,how can you call the new Audi TT gay!?!?
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I stopped reading after I got to that sentence. The Audi TT is one of my favorite cars EVER. I guess by their logic that makes me a closet gay...:| :dozey:


BowSniper said:
please,something is horribly wrong here
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Yeah... The guy that wrote this garbage probably had a lobotomy
 
Either a long runing epic troll or an insane conservatit. Either way, stupid.
 
If this is real, wow what a dick. What car CAN a christian drive? Raziaar's comment was completely true, if there was a Jebus, he'd smite those idiots in a second.

And the reply he got was hilarious, "Yeah what we're doing is completely christian".
 
and as for the Japanese they were worse, plus they worship some pagan monkey/dragon God.
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lol


but I think they forgot one

the lamborghini DIABLO!

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riding one whit a hot girl on the other seat while going in front of the vatican and the pope will fade out
 
OMG how can anyone take this seriously. The joke's on him.
 
Brother Izzy said:
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January 4, 2008 at 2:28 pm

@ Atomic piggy, look you Southern shandy drinking poof, The only inbreds around here are the halflife players like yourself. Get a life you sad act.
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Wow, you've got your own personal stalker Piggy. Unless Brother Izzy is a poster here

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Look at the stuff down the sides...

"Are you a wanker?"

"Women are bints"

"Online games cause murders"

I'll let you find the rest of it.
Still can't work out if it's real or not. I'm going to stick with my native cynicism, to be safe.
 
I call shenanigans ..everyone knows jesus would drive one of these



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you cant see it but his rear bumper sticker reads "I <3 Huckabee"
 
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