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id like to start off a thread with everones fav quote from simpsons, family guy, and futurama.

dont repeat quotes and try to come up with ones people may not have heard of for a while.

heres mine

Simp: operator, give me the number for 911!

family guy: doctor: "we have the results back on the test"
"Mr Griffin thats your penis"
Peter: "ohh.......oh.. . what about the...
Doctor: "Testicles"
Peter: "ohhhh"

Futurama: Leela :"no offence fry but you've become a fat sack of crap"
Fry: "Sack!?"
 
Ren and Stimpy:
Stimpy: Happy happy happy, joy joy joy!

Invader Zim:
Gir: *talking about soap made of bacon*: I MADE IT MYSELF!!!
 
Originally posted by bastard_loud
Ren Hoek rules.
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That reminds me of this...
Ren: "It's HOEK you idiot, not HOOOOOOOKE!"
 
Bender: ooooheheoo here comes violence!

Ralph Wigum: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
 
Ralph: These redberries taste like burning...
 
Bart: You smell that Ralph, thats the smell of justice...
Ralph: It smells like hotdogs.
 
Homer: And if you lose, I'll kill ya! Aaaaaaaahahahaha, ahahaha, haha... grrrr!
 
Homer: Wait one minute! theres just the little matter of your wife!
Maude: I'm right here!
Homer: Well then, everythings wrapped up in a nice little package!!!.....what it is...sorry if it sounded sarcastic
 
Ralph(from TNMT): What the shell is going on around here!
LoL, cracks me up...
 
Reineir Wolfcastle (as radioactive man)

ZEE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOZZING!
 
Simpsons: Your fingers are too fat to dial these keys, you can order a special dialing rod...

Homer: AHH!
 
Family guy:
* Women asks for Peter's name
*Peter looks at a Pea, someone's tear and a Gryphon.
My name is uhhh...
Pe...ter...Griffin...
Yea!
That's it! Peter Griffin...aww crap
 
correction:

"the fingers you have used to dial, are too fat. to obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."

good quote though

on the floor laghing when i first heard it on the show

:cheers:
 
Originally posted by burnzie
correction:

"the fingers you have used to dial, are too fat. to obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."

good quote though

on the floor laghing when i first heard it on the show

:cheers:
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Meh, playing hl mods all day can do that to you.

Yeah I loled really hard too.
 
Originally posted by Tredoslop
Family guy:
* Women asks for Peter's name
*Peter looks at a Pea, someone's tear and a Gryphon.
My name is uhhh...
Pe...ter...Griffin...
Yea!
That's it! Peter Griffin...aww crap
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hahahahaha

lol that was a good one

what about

Quagmire: Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity
 
family guy

Meg: "You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me."
Death: "Well, that would just leave England."
 
"Hey, Peter, it's seven o'clock and you've still got your pants on. What's the occassion?" -Brian


Peter (mocking disabled neibour) :

"ohh, look at me, im walking, im a remarkable man!"
 
*Stewie puts backpack with guns in a x-ray machine at the airport.
*Stewie sings
Imma lil' teapot,short and etc...
*Stewie slips through
*Bin Laden tries the same thing
 
Originally posted by Tredoslop
*Stewie puts backpack with guns in a x-ray machine at the airport.
*Stewie sings
Imma lil' teapot,short and etc...
*Stewie slips through
*Bin Laden tries the same thing
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i saw that episode 2 days after sept 11

still cracks me up

lol
 
Stickdeath.com
*Ill-Tempered guy works at the computer but gets annoyed by someone who keeps announcing that there is a phone call.
P.A. System: *Beep, blah,blah,blah
*Man looks
P.A. System: *Beep, blah,blah,blah
*Man looks pissed again
P.A. System: *Beep, blah,blah,blah
Man gets really pissed and eventually punches the wall.
Man: JUST SHUT THE **** UP
P.A. System: *Beep, blah,blah,blah
*Man runs up to room with the P.A. talker
Mother****er!*Punch, Punch.Mother ****er!!!!*Punch

*Another man runs down the hall
Another man: CALL 911!!! Call911! CALL 911!!!!!
 
Simpsons

That sea captain guy: I don't understand. Why doesn't he just switch to sweat pants? (reffering to Homer)

Some Asian guy: He says the crotch wears out to fast.

Sea captain: Yarg, thats gonna replace the whale in my nightmares.
 
Homer: Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
 
Simpsons:
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Homer: "It's funny because it's true" (I've used this twice in here already)

Nuclear plant computer: "Venting prevents explosion" (Something I like to proclaim shortly before releasing massive amounts of the gas that is me )
 
Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

homer: "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"

(my old sig)
 
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