Cat > Black Bear

[Harryz]

A black bear got more than it bargained for after straying into a family garden in the US state of New Jersey.

The unwelcome intruder was forced up a tree - twice - by the family pet, a tabby cat called Jack.

The terrified bear was only able to make its escape when owner Donna Dickey called the hissing cat into the house.

Ms Dickey said Jack liked to keep a close watch on his territory and often chased away small animals, but one of this size was a first.

"We used to joke, 'Jack's on duty', never knowing he'd go after a bear," Donna Dickey told local newspaper The Star-Ledger.

"He doesn't want anybody in his yard," she added.

The bear was first spotted in the tree by neighbours who thought the 15lb (7kg) cat was just looking up at it.

They then realised the bear was afraid of the cat.

After some 15 minutes, the bear descended, but was chased up another tree, before finally making its escape when Jack was called indoors.

Bear sightings are not unusual in the area of West Milford in New Jersey, which experts say is one of the state's most bear-populated areas.

-BBC News

Talk about a wuss.

 

[Shakermaker]

hahahaha, great story. And I love that pic. That's one mean cat.

 

[TheSomeone]

Hhahahahahha

I wish they had a more hi-res pic, that's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Dalamari]

lololol

It's even cuter because it looks like a baby bear

Cat: rawr
Bear: oh shit
**goes up tree**

 

[Adabiviak]

HA! I love how small the cat looks at the bottom of the tree, just waitin' for the bear to come down.

 

[Link]

Get down here you coward!!!

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

bwahaha this is why I love cats. They can be cute and cuddly but turn into total nightmares in a microsecond. Shows that with a little bluff and the right haircut you can come a long way

 

[Razor]

Thats one heck of a back garden

 

[Sulkdodds]

That's awesome.

 

[Voodoo_Chile]

Stick a pwned!!1 in that pictue and it's ready for internet consumption.

Pity I hate cats, I'd probably enjoy this but I for one feel sorry for the bear.

 

[Raziaar]

****ing tree camping cat.

 

[Reaktor4]

copter.

 

[JNightshade]

That's AWESOME

Cats ftw. I know MANY members of this site agree with me when I say that cats > all.

 

[Ikerous]

Hmm.. bears are quite large animals...

 

[Raziaar]

Hmm.. bears are quite large animals...

Don't rape them.

 

[<RJMC>]

the army is going to use that cat

 

[Azner]

the army is going to use that cat

Ever saw the game Conker?

 

[Parlez]

LMFAO! That is one of the best stories and pictures I have seen in a long time!

 

[Qonfused]

Cats ftw. I know MANY members of this site agree with me when I say that cats > all.

Yes!

This story is rofl.

 

[Unfocused]

Haha, pwnagecat!

That's a garden, BTW? Looks more like a forest oO.

 

[TheSomeone]

That's AWESOME

Cats ftw. I know MANY members of this site agree with me when I say that cats > all.

I agree

 

[Darkwolf]

Stick a pwned!!1 in that pictue and it's ready for internet consumption.

Fixed

 

[The Monkey]

I'm hungry

 

[CookieCuttah]

Don't rape them.

Lmfao, that made me laugh it real life.

Good job!

 

[ríomhaire]

 

[Jangle]

Insects scare me.

 

[TheSomeone]

<3 spiders.

 

[Remus]

I don't think it's ethical to rape a bee.

 

[Darkwolf]

I don't think it's ethical to rape a bee.

Lol, QFT

 

[Danimal]

Insects scare me.

Spiders aren't insects. Ho' snap.

 

[Geogaddi]

Spiders aren't insects. Ho' snap.

http://www.answers.com/main/ntquery?s=insects&gwp=13

Now I feel like a total prick for correcting someone. Ho' well.

 

[Danimal]

http://www.answers.com/Arachnids?ff=1

Now I feel like a total prick for correcting someone. Ho' well.

 

[Geogaddi]

Insect, invertebrate animal of the class Insecta of the phylum Arthropoda.

http://www.answers.com/topic/arthropod

Any of numerous invertebrate animals of the phylum Arthropoda, including the insects, crustaceans, arachnids, and myriapods, that are characterized by a chitinous exoskeleton and a segmented body to which jointed appendages are articulated in pairs.

EDIT: Shit, I'm wrong lol.

 

[Danimal]

*The More You Know*

 

[Harryz]

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[CrazyJeepDriver]

Hahahaha! Hilarious, made my day!