Catholics send death threats over kidnapping of a cracker

[CptStern]

Webster Cook says he smuggled a Eucharist, a small bread wafer that to Catholics symbolic of the Body of Christ after a priest blesses it, out of mass, didn?t eat it as he was supposed to do, but instead walked with it.

Catholics worldwide became furious.

Webster?s friend, who didn?t want to show his face, said he took the Eucharist, to show him what it meant to Catholics.

Webster gave the wafer back, but the Catholic League, a national watchdog organization for Catholic rights claims that is not enough.

?We don?t know 100% what Mr. Cooks motivation was,? said Susan Fani a spokesperson with the local Catholic diocese. ?However, if anything were to qualify as a hate crime, to us this seems like this might be it.?

it's a hate crime against ..crackers?

eucharist:

wont someone please think about the holy crackers


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[Combine_Advisor]

Where do you get all of this freaky shit Stern?

 

[Eejit]

In before atheist circlejerk.

 

[CyberPitz]

That son of a bitch. That cracker was probably scared shitless! BURN HIIIMMM!!!

 

[JNightshade]

In before atheist circlejerk.

In before catholic shitstorm.

 

[CptStern]

In before atheist circlejerk.

well this thread is about the body of christ ..and he is sexy so

...circle jerk is appropriate imho



oh come on this thread isnt about being anti-catholic it's about being anti-fanatic, there's a big difference

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Reminds me of the Faces from the Madness Combat series

 

[Raziaar]

They're made in a factory like any other cracker. Geez.

 

[Adabiviak]

Dude, it's the flesh of Christ... he's like powdered toast man, but unleavened.

 

[CptStern]

mmmmm sacrilicious

 

[Citadel]

So The Bible now preaches against saving snacks for later? But isn't that the opposite of gluttony?

Could have been worse; he could have drunk the church's stash of Jesus' blood.

 

[Qonfused]

oh come on this thread isnt about being anti-catholic

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

 

[CptStern]

it's not, despite your lol ..the vatican isnt sending death threats, it's individual crackpots who are forgetting the whole" thou shalt not kill" thingy

 

[Polaris]

Witch-hunts in our country started exactly like that...

I wonder how they taste with cheese...

 

[mindless_moder]

They're made in a factory like any other cracker. Geez.

well actually the priests are supposed to make it themselves.

 

[Vegeta897]

They're made in a factory like any other cracker. Geez.

You're made in a factory like any other cracker.

 

[Nitre]

If it actually tasted nice, i would have cared.

 

[Raziaar]

You're made in a factory like any other cracker.

Vegeta quality as always.

 

[Slug Advisor]

The eucharist was eaten for your sins.

 

[Krynn72]

One time I threw out left over pasta.

 

[Fliko]

They taste really good... I guess the church didn't want their secret ingredients getting out.

 

[Raziaar]

How do they taste good? They're literally made from water and flour and nothing more.

 

[CptStern]

I thought this is appropriate:

 

[Raziaar]

Oh man, that is so absolutely hilarious and blasphemous.

 

[Jintor]

I just collapsed in laughter from this whole thread, especially Raziarr's comment on Vegeta's comment on Raziaar's comment and the Zombie Last Supper.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

[insert joke about white people genocide here]

 

[nurizeko]

Its long established religion serves, amongst other things, as an excuse to go apeshit loco mad over nothing just because for some un-known reason, some people need to be seething angry at someone to continue to function.

 

[lefty]

Dude, it's the flesh of Christ... he's like powdered toast man, but unleavened.

Like powdered toast man?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YoBq_2e5xUc