Cats or Dogs?

Which sort do you prefer?

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Cats>Dogs
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Dogs>Cats?

This is for people who've made up their mind, so don't come whining about there being no "other" option.
 
I used to really hate cats, but I don't anymore.

Still a dog person though.
 
Cats, obviously!!! :cat: I mean, you don't get a dog smiley, do you?!!!
 
Plus, there's no special day for dogs, whereas there is, of course, CATURDAY (tomorrow! W00t!!!)!!!
 
My dog could kick your cats ass :)

I still like cats, I'm just a dog person.
 
I have a dog. I don't have a cat.

Ideally I would like a cat too, called Elwood. My dog's name is Jake.

= win.
 
Cats are for girls!

Its OK for a guy to have a cat if he owns at least one dog as well.

3 or more cats and you are a witch.
 
Hey, cmon now gick :( I'm a guy, and I only have one cat.

I had two, but one got hit by a car.

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Umm... his name is Beau. We call him Bobo because it sounds better.

Wait, no! I can explain! See, when we had two cats, my mom named one Beau, and the other Tye. Get it? Beau Tye. Bow tie?

Ehehehe... hilari... hilarious... right?
 
Stigmata said:
Umm... his name is Beau. We call him Bobo because it sounds better.

Wait, no! I can explain! See, when we had two cats, my mom named one Beau, and the other Tye. Get it? Beau Tye. Bow tie?

Ehehehe... hilari... hilarious... right?
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Hardly.:|
 
Cats....everytime im in a presense of a dog i feel very stressed. They always starts jumping around, barking, jumping on you, disturb you, smell on your feets and embarress you infront of your friends. They smell like shit and drule.

A cat however....just sits there...it looks at you with the coolest look any living thing can give you...then you can poke it to irretate it and it will get annoyed and make funny sounds. Then you start pokeing it in the ear till it gets so annoyed it starts up a fight. The cool thing about CAT VS HUMAN fights is that they are so ****ing awesome.

I mean the cat is just laying there in the middle of the hallway, just laying there. The hallway suddenly gets dark and you realize what you have to do. You freeze, put down whatever you have in your hands and look into the cats eyes. The eyes grows wide and dark, it flattens itself on the floor, positioning its leg in a launch-like position. You slowly get on the floor, you try to flatten yourself as much as possible. You raise your hand, extend it, and take one step slowly, still looking deep into its eyes. Then you make a quick hand movement and places it further up and take another step, thus frightening the cat a little bit. Still having eye contact, the cat starts scratching the floor with its legs, you see the claws extend slowly. You take another step, coming closer. Finally you are so near that any second now the fight will outburst. You raise your hand slowly, ready to attack, hold it for a few seconds in the air, still having eye contact, then WHAM you try to smack it but suddenly it launches itself over your swinging hand, it lands just infront of you, then jumps again while you try to counter-attack with your other hand. In the air it extends its legs and somehow forces itself onto the wall, as if switched gravity. It does a flip from the wall, spinning in the air, landing on your legs and visiously tearing it up while you try to figure out how the **** such a small brain outsmarted yours. You start to stand up, kicking wildly with your legs till it finally releases its grip, it runs away while you burst out a lore. You pick up the fight and runs after it, it hides underneith the dining table and you come crashing under the chairs unable to reach it but catches the tail. The cat tryes to slip away but understand its to late so it turns around and starts attacking your hand. You release it because of the tremendous pain, you draw back and hide. The battle was lost...but the war isnt....next caturday will tell.






yes....yes thats really what me and my cat do sometimes. It just challanges me on random times, just wanting to have a duel, i always loose ofcorse, its impossible to beat down a cat with those fast reactions.
 
Iron Kat said:
Where have you been?! How long has it taken you to realise that (nearly) everyone here is a cat person!!:cat:
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I'll admit little kittens make for a perfect captioned picture...

but come on most cats are adult cats and they're just annoying!

Dogs are great no matter what age.
 
Dogs.

I had a stranger come up to me when I was young and my dog ripped his balls off. What's a cat gonna do?
 
I'm neutral. I really want my own cat so that I can name him Chairman Maow
 
I have 3 cats...


I have 5 dogs.


Dogs pwn cats, but I still love all my animals!
 
cats are just somehow boring. Dogs are cute and more noble
 
Ravioli said:
Cats....everytime im in a presense of a dog i feel very stressed. They always starts jumping around, barking, jumping on you, disturb you, smell on your feets and embarress you infront of your friends. They smell like shit and drule.

A cat however....just sits there...it looks at you with the coolest look any living thing can give you...then you can poke it to irretate it and it will get annoyed and make funny sounds. Then you start pokeing it in the ear till it gets so annoyed it starts up a fight. The cool thing about CAT VS HUMAN fights is that they are so ****ing awesome.

I mean the cat is just laying there in the middle of the hallway, just laying there. The hallway suddenly gets dark and you realize what you have to do. You freeze, put down whatever you have in your hands and look into the cats eyes. The eyes grows wide and dark, it flattens itself on the floor, positioning its leg in a launch-like position. You slowly get on the floor, you try to flatten yourself as much as possible. You raise your hand, extend it, and take one step slowly, still looking deep into its eyes. Then you make a quick hand movement and places it further up and take another step, thus frightening the cat a little bit. Still having eye contact, the cat starts scratching the floor with its legs, you see the claws extend slowly. You take another step, coming closer. Finally you are so near that any second now the fight will outburst. You raise your hand slowly, ready to attack, hold it for a few seconds in the air, still having eye contact, then WHAM you try to smack it but suddenly it launches itself over your swinging hand, it lands just infront of you, then jumps again while you try to counter-attack with your other hand. In the air it extends its legs and somehow forces itself onto the wall, as if switched gravity. It does a flip from the wall, spinning in the air, landing on your legs and visiously tearing it up while you try to figure out how the **** such a small brain outsmarted yours. You start to stand up, kicking wildly with your legs till it finally releases its grip, it runs away while you burst out a lore. You pick up the fight and runs after it, it hides underneith the dining table and you come crashing under the chairs unable to reach it but catches the tail. The cat tryes to slip away but understand its to late so it turns around and starts attacking your hand. You release it because of the tremendous pain, you draw back and hide. The battle was lost...but the war isnt....next caturday will tell.






yes....yes thats really what me and my cat do sometimes. It just challanges me on random times, just wanting to have a duel, i always loose ofcorse, its impossible to beat down a cat with those fast reactions.
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sounds like John Woo directed a movie about a cat. . .

and dogs > cats. Period.
 
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Cat's never want to be around you except when they are kittens. Dogs will always cuddle with you and still act like a puppy every day. *CATS WILL NEVER EVER CUDDLE WITH YOU!
 
So when a cat sits on your lap, or comes up to your purring it doesn't want to be around you? Right ok...

Dogs are sell outs, they will come back to you no matter what. For food & play time despite how badly you treat them. A cat has dignity about it. If you treat it without respect it will piss off and make you think about what you did wrong. You must earn it's respect & understand it. That is a classy animal.

Also, cats can wash themselves like civilised beings, and exercise themselves when let out on their own, not requiring supervised 'walks'. Dogs are fine pets I must say, but not as well evolved as your domestic cat. Soon most cats will invest in monocles to emphasise this point.
 
Hectic Glenn said:
So when a cat sits on your lap, or comes up to your purring it doesn't want to be around you? Right ok...

Dogs are sell outs, they will come back to you no matter what. For food & play time despite how badly you treat them. A cat has dignity about it. If you treat it without respect it will piss off and make you think about what you did wrong. You must earn it's respect & understand it. That is a classy animal.

Also, cats can wash themselves like civilised beings, and exercise themselves when let out on their own, not requiring supervised 'walks'. Dogs are fine pets I must say, but not as well evolved as your domestic cat. Soon most cats will invest in monocles to emphasise this point.
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if i could find a cat that would wear a monocle, i'd buy it just for that.
 
Cat's suck balls. They love their environment, not you. If you move house it messes with their head.
 
I think cats are great. Although some dogs I like better and others worse. Cats are sorta in between for me.

If I got 1 pet it would be a dog.
 
When I was little, a cat shot out from a bush and started gnawing and clawing at my face.

It's not that I hate cats, I love them (they can be so damn friendly), it's just that i'm absolutely terrified of them. Every time they flinch I jump because I think the cat is going to attack me :(
 
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