Cheeseburger In A Can

[CyberPitz]

Yes, you read that right.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/taste-test-cheeseburger-in-a-can,2183/

How about I start you off with the ad picture!

I'll let you figure the rest out yourself.

 

[Shakermaker]

lol awesome. It looks sooo disgusting.

 

[Eejit]

I'd hit it.

 

[Lucid]

I vomited.

 

[MJ12]

Looks just like the picture they used to advertise it with.

 

[Dog--]

Are you guys kidding? I'd buy this for lunch every day no joke.

 

[gFrohman]

Nasty.

I bet it's stocked to the brim with preservatives that give you ass cancer.

 

[L3N!N]

Is it just me or does that look awesomely delicious?

 

[CyberPitz]

TBH, if you can eat McDonalds, maybe this is the burger for you!

 

[gFrohman]

It probably has more real meat in it than a quarter-pounder.

 

[Lizardizzle]

lol awesome. It looks sooo disgusting.

it looks great, what are you talking about?

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wtf.

 

[Remus]

Ugh.. that's nasty. LOL at the reactions and comments.

Honestly you'd be better off taking caned fish of some sort than that shit in a can.

 

[VirusType2]

That may possibly be the funniest thing I've ever read. Haha, I ****ing love this writer.

I'll quote some without screwing up the emphasis -

'while the cheese and bun do not lend anything to the experience one way or the other, apart from helpfully keeping the "meat" further away from the taste buds.

• "I cannot swallow this. It will not go down."

• "It tastes like beef-flavored something. Beef-flavored matter."'


you should read the whole thing, or you'll become a lesbo within 3 years.

 

[gFrohman]

• "I cannot swallow this. It will not go down."

That's what she said.

 

[Crushenator 500]

Say what you want about this, it looks like it would make a better bomb shelter ration than I imagine lots of other tinned meats and things look like

...not that i have a bomb shelter or anything

 

[delusional]

Why put bread in there?

Anyway I vomited.

 

[gFrohman]

It will probably make you shit harder and longer than three White Castle crave cases.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Oh my god :O

I can't believe something like that exists

When I first tasted it, it didn't bother me, but it festered." "Really? I gagged the second it hit my tongue.

 

[Dinnesch]

I was already disgusted when I read the topic title. It got even worse when I clicked the link

Self-made cheeseburgers rule the world.

 

[Azner]

Looks good tbh

Prolly wont taste good. (Should taste like those microwaved burgers at 7-Eleven)

 

[VirusType2]

veggie burgers make the best burgers IMO. ****ing insane.


...In Soviet Russia, meat eats you.

 

[mechanicallizard]

"Why would they put sauce on it already? That's retarded!" "You know what's retarded? A cheeseburger in a can."

lol. the last sentence pretty much sums it all up.

 

[Azner]

veggie burgers make the best burgers IMO. ****ing insane.


...In Soviet Russia, meat eats you.

Don't you mean FLESH eats you?

(Hotlinkd)

 

[VirusType2]

I don't know what you mean.

I was going to say -

I hope everyone that eats meat gets eaten by meat.

, but then I just put Russia instead. That way, If you are all eaten by bears, I won't feel guilty.

 

[15357]

I thought you should never can breads? WTF is that hideous monstrousity?

 

[VirusType2]

lol. who the hell has a broiler with them camping? If you have all that, why not just make a regular hamburger. ****ing hell that's disgusting.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

I farted in my mouth.

 

[mechanicallizard]

 

[swan_song1973]

that would not be a pleasant shit.

 

[Azner]

Being honest, i want to try it for real

 

[mechanicallizard]

^this. just to be able to say that i'd eaten a burger out of a can.

 

[VirusType2]

that would not be a pleasant shit.

lol

It says it took almost 8 hours to eat that. That's like a full time job. That will be one of them shits that never stop. That's like a Randy Marsh dump.

 

[mechanicallizard]

http://katestelnick.com/

this chick can eat.