Chimpanzee-human genetic gap

[mikal]

The comprehensive analysis
of the chimpanzee genome reveals a greater genetic difference from humans.

http://www.harunyahya.com/articles/widening_genetic_gap.php

 

[Absinthe]

The theory of evolution is a deception concocted to uncover the fact of creation. Humans and chimpanzees did not evolve; they are perfect beings created by God, the Creator of all.

Whoah, shove that up your ass right now, son.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Interesting, does anyone remember Oliver the thought to be half human half chimpanzee? The humanzee

(oh and that big cover up with the really mutated one they did with DNA engineering which was destroyed in that big cover up *cough* wheres Clarky * cough*)

edit: hehe nice ending isnt it Absinthe.

 

[Axyon]

Thank-you for these fascinating studies which obviously eminated from an unbiased source.

 

[staticprimer]

Whoa... You mean to say that chimps and humans have differing DNA? Astounding hypothosis!

 

[Dekstar]

Thank-you for these fascinating studies which obviously eminated from an unbiased source.

You blew up my sarcasm detector

 

[JellyWorld]

Look at his past posts, he visits every few months to post his new conspiracy theory.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Yes, whatever Mikal. You're just too funny.

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82592



http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=75199

Double

Of course what's really funny is how ridiculously biased that article is, how much it makes of a 2.5% discrepancy which is debatable anyway, and that it seems to think evolutionary theory is about "coincidences and purposeless natural phenomena" which is of course bullshit.

 

[kirovman]

Oh umm gee, that's sure swayed me. I like it how all the blatently biased websites are all entitled "Investigation to reveal the truth!" or "Breaking down barriers to uncover God's truth!"


I am now a believer! You sir are a very convincing debater!



Not to run a joke into the ground completely, but I believe this picture is rather appropriate right now:

 

[jondy]

I wish these people wouldn't exploit the work of scientists to give a seemingly factual base to their arguments. Kindof ironic.

 

[Beerdude26]

The two sequences are littered with duplicated segments that are scattered in different ways in the two species, he reports in a separate analysis. These regions add another 2.7% of difference to the tally. "So the 1.2% figure is woefully inaccurate," says Eichler.

Woop-dy-mother****ing-doo! Who ****ing cares? What purpose does this discovery have? I'll tell you :
NOTHING.
You go about bullshitting about the fact that evolution is a lie. That's right, you ID'er. You acknowledge that everything on the earth is a lie.
Because, if chimpansee and man aren't similar, then chimpansees (which has four legs) and every animal that has four legs aren't similar! Even more, cells (who digest nutrients) don't have ANYTHING in common with any living creature on this planet (that also digests nutrients) ! OH NOES! COLLAPSE OF EVERYTHING! Nothing is similar to anything! 1 = 0 !
You spout about the biggest bollocks this world has ever known. I wonder what would be more horrible for you : continue living in ignorance or capital punishment.

You can go into another universe where life never existed, because that's where you and your theory belongs.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

As a chimpanzee, I believe there is cause to question this man's argument.

:monkee: ----> :O

Anywho, thanks for coming here to announce that you're stupid.

 

[kirovman]

He just posts, then disappears without actually reading or replying it seems.

That's called advertising! Ban!

 

[spookymooky]

:monkee: ----> :O

:bounce:--> :frog: -->--> :monkee: ---> -->:O -->

 

[Sulkdodds]

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[Beerdude26]

Aww it's cute

 

[15357]

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[CyberPitz]

<3
PS I hate biased articles..I believe in evolution and such...I'm not exactly a Christian, that would explain it eh ?