China prepares for Olympic Terrorists!

[CptStern]

china is equal parts crazy, creepy, and lol funny

burn those terrorists!!! ..unfortunate if there's innocents nearby

they're like stormtroppers, they're all cloned from the same dude!!!

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/07/antiterrorism_exercises_in_chi.html

 

[McGooTheWise]

I lol'd hard at the first pic. I love how there's the guys in the front with the pea shooters, then that one dude in the back with the huge gun. Then, you scroll down and they're on scooters... XD

 

[CptStern]

what happens when they fire their weapons? do they rock back and forth like Weebles because of kickback?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGu0JKFksME

 

[Raziaar]

they're like stormtroppers, they're all cloned from the same dude!!!

Surely you're not saying that all Chinese people look alike. :O

 

[CptStern]

just as all black people look alike

 

[Omnomnick]

Not all of them...


Just the army :O

 

[CptStern]

I like these Beijing Olympics photos:



http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/amnesty_international_swimming?size=_original
http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/amnesty_international_weight_lifting?size=_original
http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/amnesty_international_archery?size=_original

 

[Qonfused]

Holy ****ing shit. An army on Segways. Holy ****ing shit.

 

[Adabiviak]

Ha! Those Amnesty International photos are hilarious.

 

[Viperidae]

Sniper on a segway. And they thought AWPs were op.

 

[Mr Brown]

What's the point of the Segways?

 

[Qonfused]

Does there need to be a point to something as awesome as Segways?

 

[CptStern]

Sniper on a segway. And they thought AWPs were op.

you wouldnt run if you saw a dozen gun toting chinamen riding segways screaming in engrish coming at you?

"YOU NOW STOP!!! ME SO HORNY" etc

 

[Raziaar]

Stern is like the most racist guy I know when it comes to Asian people.

 

[CptStern]

I'm looking at an asian woman atm and all sorts of things are racing through my mind



oh you said racist

 

[AtomicSpark]

Stern is like the most racist guy I know when it comes to Asian people.

So this Asian guy is at the eye doctor and the nurse walks out and asks, "Are you the guy with the cataract?"

Spoiler

He says, "No, I drive a[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Rincorn Continentar[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]."[/FONT]

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Surely you're not saying that all Chinese people look alike. :O

Alright alright, all white people look alike too.

 

[jimbo118]

So this Asian guy is at the eye doctor and the nurse walks out and asks, "Are you the guy with the cataract?"

Spoiler

He says, "No, I drive a[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Rincorn Continentar[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]."[/FONT]

Mod? Never saw you before...

 

[AtomicSpark]

Mod? Never saw you before...

Never saw you before either...

...maybe.

 

[Anthraxxx]

**** you people.

 

[Azner]

Everyone looks alike.
Stern is gay.

 

[15357]

Hahahaha....

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I know how to pronounce "l" and "r"

 

[99.vikram]

Hahahaha....

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I know how to pronounce "l" and "r"

How dare you not fit into the stereotype assigned to you?! Back in line soldier!

Excuse me while I eat these samosas...

 

[CptStern]

mmmmm samosas

pekoras good too


great now I feel like indian food and it's a little after 10 in the morning