Christ has died, Christ has Risen, Christ will give you eggs
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I'm curious as to whether the tradition of easter eggs comes from Mithra, the deity that preceded Jesus by several thousand years but has the exact same story. Born of a virgin, but he's linked to a "cosmic egg," he also had a celebration around this time IIRC.
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You know, this jesus ****er has only been around for like two thousand years, and we have caveman shit going back more than ten thousand years before that... who's to say there haven't been lots of jesus figures on earth we don't know about? Caveman religions. Hm.
oh also, jesus is a zombie kill him blah blah
oh also, jesus is a zombie kill him blah blah
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I asked my GF this the other day, since she's one of dem Christian thingies...
Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to have a rabbit give funny colored eggs to people after he came back? I'd imagine something more along the lines of a great feast or something.
Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to have a rabbit give funny colored eggs to people after he came back? I'd imagine something more along the lines of a great feast or something.
Lol, the Easter bunny is not actually one of the Christian beliefs, I know some religions are highly against it.
I just find it humorous that most christian families celebrate Easter and raise their children to believe it's the day that a giant bunny comes and leaves eggs, rather than one of the most important days (according to their beliefs) when their god rose from the dead.
I like to use that as points of mockery against Christians (along with santa claus) because they preach the most ridiculous things, meanwhile completely blaspheming the two most important events in their religion, every single year.
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So did any one else get a visit from zombie Jesus today? He knocked at my door and I was all like "Yo Jesus what up?" and he was all like "Yo bro I totally got some chocolate for you" and I was all like "Sweet thanks man!" and it turned out the chocolate was filled with drugs. Zombie Jesus is so awesome , not like the faggy regular version.
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Nobody's posted Willie's Easter picture?
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Hell yea nigga!
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Only Willie is allowed, and I'm not even sure if he does on Easter.
At any rate, recieving Mario Kart Wii, seeing how cool my future inlaws are, and me making peace with the Catholic church once and for all have really made this a great Easter.
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You're aware of the suffering it causes due to AIDS? As well as its support for fascist regimes and Hitler. How it helped war criminals escape conviction. The peado priests...
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In what way?
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Basically just went to church and denounced every belief that we are supposed to mindlessly drone "I do" to and went to confession and ranted/told off a priest. Pretty stupid waste of time but it felt right, and I certainly won't feel the need to ever go back again. V
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Easter's canceled.
The ****er came out of no where.
Ohh jeez, I laughed then I felt bad for laughing at a dead bunny ):
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