Chuck Norris has passed away :(

[Lou]

http://chuck.norris.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80.php

He will be missed

 

[don_johnson]

someone already posted that didnt they, but it was with gabe newell.

 

[Insano]

Fake. Same picture was used when Gabe Newell "died".

 

[Jangle]

omg!!! ;( ;( ;(

Sigh. Fake.

 

[Kamikazie]

http://chuck.norris.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80.php

He will be missed

Old.

6char

 

[kirovman]

We'll Miss you ;(

 

[short recoil]

Old and we all know there is only one thing that can kill chuck.

 

[Jangle]

Old and we all know there is only one thing that can kill chuck.

Is it you?

 

[Boogymanx]

Which would be... SHORT RECOILLLLLLLLLL!
EDITNESS: Damn, got beaten.

 

[Uriel]

Dont forget http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown

 

[Sulkdodds]

I think the one thing that could kill Chuck Norris would be if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Night, Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Kurtz and Jonbi the Genie; Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-Pan Superman, every single Power Range, Ted S Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock the Rock Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere, flying fast, and kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.

 

[Dekstar]

I think the one thing that could kill Chuck Norris would be if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Night, Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Kurtis and Jonbi the Genie; Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock the Rock Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere, flying fast, and kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.

Fixed for your lack of knowledge of the showdown.

 

[Uriel]

This song will never leave my head. And I'm okay with that.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Was that meant to rhyme, Sulky?

 

[Uriel]

No no no, goto the link

 

[Shamrock]

Oh no!

http://bob.dole.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80.php

 

[greeny]

Old and we all know there is only one thing that can kill chuck.

Vin diesel's bulbous head.

 

[Qonfused]

http://your.mom.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/fountain.php

LOL... >.>

 

[Raziaar]

During Autopsy analysis, the rigid corpse of the deceased star went into spasm and roundhouse kicked the coroner in the face.

 

[Parlez]

I will miss him!

 

[short recoil]

During Autopsy analysis, the rigid corpse of the deceased star went into spasm and roundhouse kicked the coroner in the face.

Lol.
My dad once told me a story about a security gaurd he knew who worked a shift at a morgue, one of the corpses on the benches had a muscle spasm and sat bolt upright, sheet falling away from it's upper body and releasing gas from the lungs making a ghastly "ughhhhhh" noise, then it slumped back down.

You can understand that the guard absolutley shat himself, that day he found out that adrenaline was brown.

 

[OvA]

Global Associated News > Associated Press

anyday

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

During Autopsy analysis, the rigid corpse of the deceased star went into spasm and roundhouse kicked the coroner in the face.

I literally shot piss out of my nose I laughed so hard.

 

[StardogChampion]

I've heard a lot of Chuck Norris statements, but heres a few that I found that were new to me:

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris never gets any computer viruses or spam because his firewall has a “roundhouse kick” option.
Chuck Norris was once hit while crossing the street by a car called the Cooper. Now they call it the Mini Cooper.
Some people wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris cannot swim. Every time he tries, he ends up walking on water.

Here's a video of him on some talkshow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=QP1PuB1R-Xw

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Thats obviously fake, everyone knows that Chuck Norris can't die from a mortal death.

 

[Dekstar]

Here's a video of him on some talkshow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=QP1PuB1R-Xw

I expected him to roundhouse kick that guy
the movie probably cut off before that.

 

[Danimal]

http://some.old.joke.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80.php

 

[bvasgm]

http://bvasgm.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80.php

:O

 

[Quixoticism]

I was devastated to hear that this was fake. ;(
Short Recoil ftw

 

[StardogChampion]

I was devastated to hear that this was fake. ;(

Yeah, now we must continue to live in fear.

 

[The Monkey]

I thought he died 40 years ago...

 

[Parlez]

lol nope..... Only show I ever saw him in (That I remember) was Walker Texas Ranger which was an ok show.

 

[JNightshade]

Fear? Or... jubilation?

 

[Lou]

lol nope..... Only show I ever saw him in (That I remember) was Walker Texas Ranger which was an ok show.

You never watched Bruce Lee's Return of the Dragon? Norris played the bad guy -- Bruce Lee actually kicked his ass

 

[DaveyCrocket]

When I saw this the first time and did not realise it to be a hoax, I let out a tear for every Chuck Norris fact there was.

 

[MiccyNarc]

You never watched Bruce Lee's Return of the Dragon? Norris played the bad guy -- Bruce Lee actually kicked his ass

But later they fought together in a tournament and chuck won.
No one beats the chuck.

 

[Parlez]

But later they fought together in a tournament and chuck won.
No one beats the chuck.

Looks like that car beat him LOL!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Looks like Chuck rose from the grave LOL!

 

[Parlez]

LMFAO! I could beat him now let me go and dig him up

 

[Ome_Vince]

Didnt Chuck lose some of his gorgious chest-hair while getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon? The good old days