Clash of the Titans remake trailer

Sam Worthington must die.
 
They need to kill the editor. Isn't everyone over the generic-rock quick-cut music video directing? I had hig... well, mediocre, hopes for this. Hopefully it's just another case of shitty trailer cutting
 
They had me, purely on nostalgic love for the original... until "TITANS. WILL. CLASH."

Well... no shit.

All remakes should now feature giant block letters flying around, stating the blatantly obvious.

WIND. THAT'S WHAT IT'LL. BE. GONE. WITH.

JEDI. WILL. RETURN.

WIZARDS. WILL BE. FROM OZ.

ONE. WILL FLY. OVER. THE CUCKOO'S NEST.

LOST ARKS. WILL. BE RAIDED.

THE FUTURE. YOU NEED TO. GET BACK TO IT.

PRIVATE RYAN. WILL. BE. SAVED.
 
Rape of my childhood as well, friend. Seriously, that trailer might be the worst trailer I have ever seen and that will likely be the worst movie that I will NEVER see. I would rather go to the theater and watch the old one. IMHO it still holds up because the story is terrific just as the old Sinbad movies. Good times.
 
They had me, purely on nostalgic love for the original... until "TITANS. WILL. CLASH."

Well... no shit.

All remakes should now feature giant block letters flying around, stating the blatantly obvious.

WIND. THAT'S WHAT IT'LL. BE. GONE. WITH.

JEDI. WILL. RETURN.

WIZARDS. WILL BE. FROM OZ.

ONE. WILL FLY. OVER. THE CUCKOO'S NEST.

LOST ARKS. WILL. BE RAIDED.

THE FUTURE. YOU NEED TO. GET BACK TO IT.

PRIVATE RYAN. WILL. BE. SAVED.
Dude, I lol'd. A lot.
 
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