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Garfield_

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Hi im looking for a site, where they teach close combat, without martial arts etc. Ive searched through several sites, but all they say is " save your money and learn this in few hours, which you would usually learn in 8 years " even if they say save your money there is allways a damn cost. Does anyone know a website with free stuff, how to learn for free.
 
why do you need to know? Are you planning on becoming a professional killer?
 
you could always checkout books form a local library
 
Dude martial arts are cc, I guess what you mean by martial arts are that asian MA's. But the one the army uses is a techniek developed by Israel, and if you can't find that it's best to look for ninja fighting. Forget what you know about ninja's, with them it's no nonsens, no akward bullshit positions, they just use every trick in the book, no matter how low it is. Ninja is the only really usefull art, you know that you can use on the street.
 
You've been playing metal gear solid 3 too much.. Do martial arts
 
Go to japan and find an old wise man that will train you for 10 years in the japanese mountains so you can kill you evil nemesis. Or use google for "fighting tips" because a full education doesn't come free.
 
Garfield_ said:
Hi im looking for a site, where they teach close combat, without martial arts etc. Ive searched through several sites, but all they say is " save your money and learn this in few hours, which you would usually learn in 8 years " even if they say save your money there is allways a damn cost. Does anyone know a website with free stuff, how to learn for free.

You won't get that kindof stuff for free.. it costs for a reason.
 
Sombodys been playing MGS.

Can I ask why you want to know all this stuff?

Is this going to be another "I want to be cool" type thing, if so, don't even think about martial arts.

Edit: Grey fox, you're pretty much right about Ninjitsu, it teaches about fighting multiple opponents etc.
 
Punk: "Dude give me all your money!"

Garfield: "No, I know close combat shit dude! I'm like a ninja or some shit!"

Punk: "I don't care, I have a knife, now give me the money bitch!"

Garfield: "I learned from the INTERNETS!!"

Punk: "O SHIT BRB" *runs away*


CRISIS AVERTED THX 2 TEH INTERNETS!!!
 
Erestheux said:
Punk: "Dude give me all your money!"

Garfield: "No, I know close combat shit dude! I'm like a ninja or some shit!"

Punk: "I don't care, I have a knife, now give me the money bitch!"

Garfield: "I learned from the INTERNETS!!"

Punk: "O SHIT BRB" *runs away*


CRISIS AVERTED THX 2 TEH INTERNETS!!!


Garfield: *punches punk*

Punk: OMG HAX!!111one YUO NOOB!! I'M GETTING AN ADMIN!
*Punk returns with cop*
 
bliink said:
Garfield: *punches punk*

Punk: OMG HAX!!111one YUO NOOB!! I'M GETTING AN ADMIN!
*Punk returns with cop*
Your 1337 speak ruined it, bliink. Now its dead, thanks to you. ;(


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Erestheux said:
Your 1337 speak ruined it, bliink. Now its dead, thanks to you. ;(


(<3)


INTARWEB JOKE RUINED THX 2 TEH INTERWEB!
:P

What's your point? :D

:cat: :cat:
 
bliink said:


INTARWEB JOKE RUINED THX 2 TEH INTERWEB!
:P

What's your point? :D

:cat: :cat:
MY POINT IS RIGHT HERE!!!

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(lol)

Garfield, to save this post from being replied to with "OMG SPAM HAX BAN!", I'm going to say:

irl is bettar 4 learnning stuff liek this lawlollollolll
 
Erestheux said:
Garfield, to save this post from being replied to with "OMG SPAM HAX BAN!", I'm going to say:

irl is bettar 4 learnning stuff liek this lawlollollolll

I concur with Erestheux!

(lololo omgbbq lolz ^^)
 
I know some tips that my dad told me
one of them is that you pick your belt and grab it whit the side whiout clasp and you spinning faster it over you like a helicopter wings so the clasp will be spinning around you,and you will actack someone doing that?

another one is that if you hav a jacket ,leather jacket better, you cover one arm whit the jacket so if someone whit a knife make a direct hit you can move the covered arm up and down so maybe you will turn side up or down the knife whiout get hurt so much

that are some 2 tips that imo looks usefull
 
Tip: Always wear a vest with ceramic plates attached.

Tip2: Kick the head.
 
I thought you were getting your katana for display ;)
 
Hehe i just really think it would be fun to know that, so i can protect myself agains evil mother****ers, terrorists and shit people. :D
Also to get in better shapes, build some muscles at the same time etc
 
Danimal said:
I thought you were getting your katana for display ;)

I never said anything about.........display hehe
im going to use it to help mom cutting popcorn trees on my backyard.
 
Shodan said:
Sombodys been playing MGS.

Can I ask why you want to know all this stuff?

Is this going to be another "I want to be cool" type thing, if so, don't even think about martial arts.

Edit: Grey fox, you're pretty much right about Ninjitsu, it teaches about fighting multiple opponents etc.

I wasn't talking about that. I meanth there fighting techiek is a no nonsense one that can be easly used on the street, Like they teach you to trow sand in someone eyes and other dirty tricks are encouraged. And like hwne soemone grabs you from behind and tries to get you in a chokehold, none of that stupid trow him over yourself stuff that doesn't work, they say you have to bite him and move your mouth from side to side so to tear up as much flesh as you can. Ninjitsu is noting fancy, it's just what works.
 
Yeah, but i dont like to train in a group or club. Id like to learn on my own or private lessons which ill never get. All i can learn in my town and the town near me are these
Judo, Karate, Thai Chi and Ninjutsu/Budo.
 
Garfield_ said:
Yeah, but i dont like to train in a group or club. Id like to learn on my own or private lessons which ill never get. All i can learn in my town and the town near me are these
Judo, Karate, Thai Chi and Ninjutsu/Budo.



Karate is excelent IF and only IF you find a good club. These are sadly very hard to find these days... Judo is all throws/grappling and ground work with submision techniques if your senior. Thai Chi depends... is it a serious club where you learn the combat effective side of the art.... or a place middle aged women go to feel like they are in control :P

Ninjitsu is often good... but I have very limited experience of it. I'll let someone else comment.



Individual tutition is very hard to come by, and when it is available it comes at a very high price.



My advice would be to go to all of the clubs you mentioned above with a friend (they often give free first lessons anyway) and see what you like the look of. :)
 
Yeah, club could work but i dont have a friend that would like to try this out :(
 
Garfield_ said:
Yeah, club could work but i dont have a friend that would like to try this out :(



Hehe, see if the first lessons free and tell your friends so if it is. That might help.


Otherwise I suggest going anyway, you'll get to know some people fairly quickly no doubt.
 
Ninjitsu is incredibly tough, you need to be perfect with everything, thats why it works so well.


I'm lucky enough that my dad, did Shotokan karate from a young age, he started 3 clubs and is trained to Nidan, but he is still a Sandan.
 
I used to have a pdf of the army close combat handbook somewhere. The basic idea is that you just go psycho on the other person and bite their ear off and scream like a maniac.
 
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