Clueless employee response #447 (but kind of a good sign)

[spitcodfry]

Originally posted by wowyouareacow

lmao

 

[MMhardKy]

for dinner

 

[Rasmoh]

Originally posted by coolio2man
Guess what guys

You have an STD?

 

[dis]

Originally posted by spitcodfry
Few know of the secret mating ritual of those known as the 'Combine.' Usually selecting a deserted area...such as a research test chamber...or a dark alley...the dominant combine approaches the less-dominant combine and prepares to shoot his legs off. While paralyzed...the dominant combine moves in and prepares to steal the clothes off of the injured soldier. He then sprays talcum powder over the body...and on top of that feces. Several hours later...a group of headcrabs comes by to devour him and the feces

I thought you were gonna say that the dominant combine butt rapes the less-dominant and amkes him his bitch. Would have made for a cooler story, I think...

 

[Athlon7]

I would MM. Lol I really do think I am losing my mind!

 

[Lucifer Crass]

Poor MMHardky after all that still a headcrab tsk tsk, keep tryin

 

[spitcodfry]

Originally posted by MMhardKy
Who would eat his own poo to play Half Life 2 after it comes out?

I'd pay to see the EB guy eat my poo...and then have him hand me a copy of the game...poo-less.

 

[Rasmoh]

Originally posted by Athlon7
I would MM. Lol I really do think I am losing my mind!

Ï have a really bad headache

 

[MMhardKy]

Originally posted by Athlon7
I would MM. Lol I really do think I am losing my mind!

Even if its delayed? (I said after its released)

 

[GJaaGular]

Well we Zombies mate by drunkinly stumbling around till we find Anything alive to latch on to...then we bump into it a few times an passout.

oh wait thats me at a club!

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Mods - please lock this thread What have I created? ?!!?

 

[MMhardKy]

Originally posted by coolio2man
Poor MMHardky after all that still a headcrab tsk tsk, keep tryin

I was a combine. I just disliked my nick.

 

[wowyouareacow]

Originally posted by spitcodfry
I'd pay to see the EB guy eat my poo...and then have him hand me a copy of the game...poo-less.

daamn this is getting freaky :farmer:

 

[Rasmoh]

Originally posted by TechnoHippyChic
Mods - please lock this thread What have I created? ?!!?

You have created a...... MONSTER!

 

[alco]

Originally posted by MMhardKy
I was a combine. I just disliked my nick.

Could've just asked a mod to change....

never mind.

 

[Superman0234]

everyone here should be shot!!!!!!!

































shot a copy of half life 2 as soon as it comes out that is!! WHERE THE **** IS MY GAME GABE YOU FAT ****!

 

[MMhardKy]

slowing dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooownnnn

 

[dis]

Originally posted by Superman0234
everyone here should be shot!!!!!!!





shot a copy of half life 2 as soon as it comes out that is!! WHERE THE **** IS MY GAME GABE YOU FAT ****!

Dude, that's harsh.

 

[Lucifer Crass]

Originally posted by Superman0234
everyone here should be shot!!!!!!!

































shot a copy of half life 2 as soon as it comes out that is!! WHERE THE **** IS MY GAME GABE YOU FAT ****!

ROFLAMO

 

[wowyouareacow]

Originally posted by Superman0234
everyone here should be shot!!!!!!!








Gabe would say this
























shot a copy of half life 2 as soon as it comes out that is!! WHERE THE **** IS MY GAME GABE YOU FAT ****!

 

[Rasmoh]

A briefcase, a lunch and a man on the edge

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

I must go get a couple more beers, fellas...

can't wait to see what you'll do with this! lol

 

[Rasmoh]

Originally posted by wowyouareacow

 

[MMhardKy]

Originally posted by dis
Dude, that's harsh.

Yeah! You should be banned and never alowed to play HL2!!!
:bounce:

 

[Superman0234]

Originally posted by wowyouareacow

HAHAHA

 

[Lucifer Crass]

Originally posted by Rasmoh

 

[Rasmoh]

Originally posted by coolio2man

 

[dis]

Originally posted by MMhardKy
Yeah! You should be banned and never alowed to play HL2!!!
:bounce:

Well, I don't know about that.....

But calling people fat ****s is a little much.

lol

I think he should just have to eat a steamy pile of Gabe's shit

 

[MMhardKy]

Originally posted by alco
Could've just asked a mod to change....

never mind.

I never was a combine... I was joking:cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :bounce:

 

[JohnnyBeverage]

Too funny.

 

[Rasmoh]

Originally posted by JohnnyBeverage
Too funny.

Way too funny.

 

[MMhardKy]

Originally posted by dis
Well, I don't know about that.....

But calling people fat ****s is a little much.

lol

I think he should just have to eat a steamy pile of Gabe's shit

YEAH!!! THATS an awesome solution!:cheese: :bounce:

 

[Lucifer Crass]

Originally posted by dis
Well, I don't know about that.....

But calling people fat ****s is a little much.

lol

I think he should just have to eat a steamy pile of Gabe's shit

Pile? More like a mound!! LOL

 

[GJaaGular]

I think we're all gonna get banned after this one....Oh well the Season Premier of Rachel's boobs..ii mean Friends is this Thursday...MUST SEE TV...

This is the End my only friend the End....

 

[MMhardKy]

Ups... I have 4:42AM over hear. Shouldn't I go to bet?

 

[Rasmoh]

Originally posted by GJaaGular
I think we're all gonna get banned after this one.

I was gonna post something like that, too! Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Lucifer Crass]

Originally posted by MMhardKy
Ups... I have 4:42AM over hear. Shouldn't I go to bet?

Hell no u pansy

 

[MMhardKy]

Can mods get banned?

 

[SpaceRain]

Amazing this thread wasn't closed 34 pages ago.

 

[Superman0234]

its only 1050 for me BIATCH!