Companion cube memorial service..

[dumba$$]

I would like to thank you for joining me in the rememberance of the late Companion cube. PLese form an ordely line and pay your respects to its shining, white, Blinding white (due to HDR lighting ) Memorial stone, erected over its charred and twisted remains.

Delivered to us by GLaDOS
You never threatend to stab us
never spoke, or gave bad advice
but nevertheless, you protected us from bullets,
and hurty balls of energy
And when GlaDOS called you back, from our adoring hands
we destroyed you, faster than any other test subject ever.
and we await to meet you in inanimate-object heaven,
along with all the crates and barrles we kerploded in half-life
Amen

 

[Da'Jobat]

You realise that the WCC is not gone? Once you have completed Portal, simply wait at the title screen and the camera pans round to reveal our old fried the WCC chillin' to the beats.

 

[dumba$$]

so. u spoiled the whole thing. and thats a different 1