COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION

[Darkside55]

Wesker up in this bitch. There's also some other shit you don't care about like Alice with two katanas and shurikens and Las Plagas, but you don't care about that, that's bullshit. Watch this trailer 'cause Wesker throws off his glasses in 3D.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ynxWO2Ao0

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Where were the Plagas? Mr. Butthammer and STD Ridden C*nt Mouth?

 

[Darkside55]

Yeah. I'm assuming that's what they're supposed to be.

 

[Ren.182]

I hate how all the fight scenes will be made with 3D in mind now. Like with the dude with the huge hammer theres 4 water pipes shooting water in the air, I bet theres a camera that spins around the room in slow motion showing off all of water droplets in 3D.

But I'll still go watch this. I do enjoy the Resident Evil films, I wish they were more closely tied to the games storyline but they'd have to be looong films to do that and get everything in. But as they are they're decent zombie flicks for me

Think I'll rewatch the first tonight, been a while since I've had any zombie action!

 

[MFL]

I'm just going to assume your last sentence implies you frequently have sex with zombies.

 

[the cow says moo]

I'd hit it.

 

[TwwIX]

Resident Evil: The Matrix Reloaded in 3D

 

[Warped]

I'd watch this......for free!

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

I'll watch it when they play it on TNT.

 

[Remus]

I wouldn't watch this even for free.

 

[ríomhaire]

I'll probably watch it seeing as I found the last film pretty entertaining (I laughed my way through the entire thing). I found it amazing that they managed to make Umbrella even more hopeless and stupid than they are in the games. And the [strike]clown-car[/strike] zombie-cargocrate had me laughing so hard. The zombies just wouldn't stop spilling out of the crate

 

[lame-o]

****ing fail. Let's kill James Cameron and the people behind this movie.

 

[Maestro]

That looks absolutely awful.

As in, I would require the theater to pay ME to see that.

 

[Remus]

Wentworth Miller, realising what a pile of shit, the movie he agreed to appear in, really is.

 

[lame-o]

Wentworth Miller, realising what a pile of shit, the movie he agreed to appear in, really is.

He's too clean to be cool anyway.

 

[Krynn72]

This looks worse than the second one. I didn't even think that was possible.

 

[Darkside55]

You didn't like the second one? The second one had GOLDEN GATS! And GTA motherfucka, ten points!

Second one was better than the first one, man.

 

[MJ12]

Darkside likes the RE movies lol.

 

[VirusType2]

He's too clean to be cool anyway.

Only cool people have AIDS.

 

[ríomhaire]

Ok I just watched the trailer, WTF is with Las Plagas being in there? Where did they come from? Is Umbrella still researching bioweapons when everyone on Earth is already dead? Seems a bit redundant.

 

[Sheepo]

Ok I just watched the trailer, WTF is with Las Plagas being in there? Where did they come from? Is Umbrella still researching bioweapons when everyone on Earth is already dead? Seems a bit redundant.

It's the twist you never saw coming.

 

[Rizzo]

I hate the 3D gimick. That shit was old in the 50s.

3D IS NOT NEW! IT'S BEEN AROUND FOREVER AND IT SUCKED THEN IT SUCKS NOW! God damn it.

 

[Darkside55]

At least it ain't Resident Evil in smell-o-vision.

 

[ríomhaire]

I hate the 3D gimick. That shit was old in the 50s.

3D IS NOT NEW! IT'S BEEN AROUND FOREVER AND IT SUCKED THEN IT SUCKS NOW! God damn it.

You know the new 3D is done in different way to old 3D? Old 3D used coloured images, new uses polarized light. It's not perfect but it's much better than the old red/blue or red/green glasses.

 

[Rizzo]

I still hate it. ****ing hurts my eyes.

 

[ríomhaire]

Well I think that's an entirely different complaint. Saying a system is crappy just because it has a minor disadvantage for you is silly. I've watched several films with the new 3D and I think I had a minor headache at the start but I quickly got used to the glasses it. I guess what I'm trying to say is

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