Conclusive proof of UFOs?

[Mechagodzilla]

This is the single best website in the history of ever.

The truth is inside! ^^^^^

 

[Varg|Hund]

Oh god.
/me dies.



Today aliens invaded earth. The police said the army would have to handle it. The chief of the police said that part of the police was triad up in shreds in half a day!The aliens are blowing up buildings all over the world. The governor of New York was mad when they knocked down the world trade centers, but especially mad when they knocked down the Empire State Building. The Governor in New York got killed Today. Good look to .....ahhhhhhhhhh!ttttttttt!boom!

 

[Shuzer]

lol, wow, classy site! I hope it's a gag.. seems like it

 

[The Dark Elf]

welcome to the other top 3 things to do when you see an alien
#1 Make a noise by throwing something somewhere else

#2 Try to get as much info. as you can

#3 Get a friend with out making noise


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lol :E

The title of this thread is misleading

 

[Sai]

i hope it's real, that'd make if funnier

 

[Mechagodzilla]

The title of this thread is misleading

It's not misleading because there's a question mark:

Conclusive proof of UFOs!!!!! = Misleading.

Conclusive proof of UFOs? = Journalistic integrity!

My favorite:
Top 5 things TO do when you see alien

#1 Get away as quietly as you can
#2 Observe it for a small amount of time
#3 Get as close as you can without it seen you
#4 Make a sketch about the space craft
#5 Make a sketch of the Alien

Note the discrepancy between #1 & #3.
Their fact-checking staff must have missed that.

 

[Varg|Hund]

#3 Get a friend with out making noise

Oh yes, getting a friend is really helpful when confronted with hostile, high-tec aliens.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Sure it is, then you have a human shiled willing to follow you around. They might not realise their true purpose, but its easier than dragging someone along or hoping an opportunity will present itself when the time for being shot at comes.

 

[Kangy]

I'M BLIND! MY EYES! MY EYES CAN'T TAKE YELLOW AND LIME COMBINATIONS!!!!

AIEEE!

[insert conspiracy theory to blind all young men in order to cut out fertilisation of females, so aliens can conquer the planet]

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

s an abnormal

skull you may think it is some funky looking kind of skull from the

prehistoric times! But it is not! Scientist have done experiment on it

and it not of any human, mammal , or creature that ever roomed

LMAO ROOMED

 

[Shuzer]

I like this better than the whole UFO site (completely unrelated)

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

8 .)Do aliens wear close?

yes
no
sometimes

 

[The Dark Elf]

It's not misleading because there's a question mark:

Conclusive proof of UFOs!!!!! = Misleading.

Conclusive proof of UFOs? = Journalistic integrity!

My favorite:
Top 5 things TO do when you see alien

#1 Get away as quietly as you can
#2 Observe it for a small amount of time
#3 Get as close as you can without it seen you
#4 Make a sketch about the space craft
#5 Make a sketch of the Alien

Note the discrepancy between #1 & #3.
Their fact-checking staff must have missed that.

aha, i worked it out, they just did it in the wrong order

#1 Get a friend
#2 get as close as you can without it seeing you
#3 throw friend at alien
#4 get away as quickly as you can

 

[Qwertywasd]

It's ok i have the aliens only weakness right on my desk!

/me looks at glass of water.

 

[Stigmata]

Haha... This site is great.

#1 Get away as quietly as you can

#2 Don't move

Hypocrites are great :E

 

[Sulkdodds]

That proves the existence of aliens beyond a shadow of a doubt.

 

[Kangy]

They think it is from another planet or a far distance place

Yes, that's right, a far distance place!!

 

[galoot3000]

this site reminds me of http://realultimatepower.net/

 

[Kangy]

Here's some of the work waiting to be published by those folks who published the likes of J.K. Rowling. Yes, it's true, they do fiction too!

Today aliens invaded earth. The police said the army would have to handle it. The chief of the police said that part of the police was triad up in shreds in half a day!The aliens are blowing up buildings all over the world. The governor of New York was mad when they knocked down the world trade centers, but especially mad when they knocked down the Empire State Building. The Governor in New York got killed Today. Good look to .....ahhhhhhhhhh!ttttttttt!boom!

 

[Sulkdodds]

http://realultimatepower.net/

The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

 

[galoot3000]

ninjas are mammals

 

[StardogChampion]

I think this site is legit though, not like realultimatepower... It looks like a project some 10 year olds have been given for school :/

 

[oldagerocker]

If i saw an alien, the first thing i'd do is ask it for a PC (do you think they use AlienWare?) and when HL2 was coming out

 

[galoot3000]

yeah, i didnt say it wasnt legit though, it just reminded me of that