Confessions

JNightshade · Apr 27, 2006

This is in response to the Postsecret thread... I figured maybe we all have something to say. Needless to say, there IS such a thing as discretion (as OvA learned the hard way) so you're accountable for what you say. Anyway, if you have something to get off your chest, or just something to say, this is where you post it.

Also, keep the flaming/flamebaiting/spamming down to a minimum, please. I want to keep this on-topic.

bvasgm · Apr 27, 2006

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Shamrock · Apr 27, 2006

bvasgm said:
I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

that was on an episode of boy meets world

Qonfused · Apr 27, 2006

/me posts the most horriblely grotesque story you've ever heard.

bvasgm · Apr 27, 2006

Shamrock said:
that was on an episode of boy meets world

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/johnny-cash/folsom-prison-blues.html

Pesmerga · Apr 27, 2006

bvasgm said:
I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

And when I hear the whistle blowin, I hang my head and cry.

Que-Ever · Apr 27, 2006

Last girlfriend left me because I "went too far" or sommat... it's really because she's self-concious :|. I still feel bad, though.

Glirk Dient · Apr 27, 2006

Que-Ever said:
Last girlfriend left me because I "went too far" or sommat... it's really because she's self-concious :|. I still feel bad, though.

No..it's definately because you 2 probally started to make out and you tried to go down her pants after a week of dating. Thats usually how it goes down...for me at least

. Heh just kidding, im past that horny teen kid stage and actually look for a relationship now. I would suggest not thinking with your dick and try to be more romantic. Your relationship will go further. Remember, it's not very romantic to kiss her in your bedroom or in a movie theater. Kiss her good night, in the rain, under the stars and whenever she stares into your eyes. It will work a lot better.

Steven · Apr 27, 2006

I stole five Steam accounts.

Glirk Dient · Apr 27, 2006

theSteven said:
I stole five Steam accounts.

BANT!

Ikerous · Apr 27, 2006

How the hell did i post in the wrong thread?

Shakermaker · Apr 27, 2006

I am meeting a girl tomorrow I met over teh intarnets.

Remus · Apr 27, 2006

theSteven said:
I stole five Steam accounts.

I made a steam account and then didn't use it for anything.

Hullu · Apr 27, 2006

I'm a cylon.

Remus · Apr 27, 2006

Hullu said:
I'm a cylon.

Oh yeah, well I'm a T1000

Gray Fox · Apr 27, 2006

I'm actually not black.

CptStern · Apr 27, 2006

Shakermaker said:
I am meeting a "girl" tomorrow I met over teh intarnets.

fixed :E

good luck

Que-Ever · Apr 27, 2006

Glirk Dient said:
No..it's definately because you 2 probally started to make out and you tried to go down her pants after a week of dating. Thats usually how it goes down...for me at least . Heh just kidding, im past that horny teen kid stage and actually look for a relationship now. I would suggest not thinking with your dick and try to be more romantic. Your relationship will go further. Remember, it's not very romantic to kiss her in your bedroom or in a movie theater. Kiss her good night, in the rain, under the stars and whenever she stares into your eyes. It will work a lot better.

naw, it had been about three months, and I like, had my hand on her stomach. She thinks she's fat (which she abso-****ing-lutely isn't) and she was like, no, c'mon, move your hand, and I was tryign to convince her that she wasn't fat, etc. And then, she started telling me that she felt like I wasn't listening to her (I was, I just couldn't tell is she was being totally serious) and all her friends had told her to dump me(!) which she did eventually. Meh.

I still like her a bit (this was about a month ago) and it's getting pretty ****ing irritating. I've got another girl now, hopefully she'll keep my mind off the other for now :S

jondy · Apr 27, 2006

Que-Ever said:
I like, had my hand on her stomach

Girls I've been with have also been really funny about that

....it's disturbing, I'm reasonably sure my last would have rather I cupped her pubic region in public than lay my hand on her stomach :|

Que-Ever · Apr 27, 2006

jondy said:
Girls I've been with have also been really funny about that

....it's disturbing, I'm reasonably sure my last would have rather I cupped her pubic region in public than lay my hand on her stomach :|

Aye :|

The moral of my story- No means No, no matter ****ing what.

jimbo118 · Apr 27, 2006

Que-Ever said:
Aye :|

The moral of my story- No means No, no matter ****ing what.

qft, no does mean no with women, last chick i was with was self conscious about her stomach too :|

Que-Ever · Apr 27, 2006

We should made a PSA-

80% of females over the age of fourteen are self councious about thair physical appearance, and most of that 80% beleive they are overweight. We would like to inform you that YOU ARE NOT, and even if you were, we (I) like it anyway. For more information, call... blah blah blah. :|

Steven · Apr 27, 2006

Getting a line of the same smiley in a thread is really cool. :|

Que-Ever · Apr 27, 2006

I've fixed it, now :|

Solaris · Apr 27, 2006

:| Some of these are whack

Warbie · Apr 27, 2006

jondy said:
Girls I've been with have also been really funny about that

....it's disturbing, I'm reasonably sure my last would have rather I cupped her pubic region in public than lay my hand on her stomach :|

I found most girls didn't mind me touching their stomach. It was when asking them to do the ..

.. that things went wrong

I stole all the mouse balls from my schools IT room a few hours before our computer awareness exam. 12 years later, all grown up, and it still makes me smile.

Skaadi · Apr 27, 2006

As you all have probably guessed, I'm not a girl. I'm not even a man really.

Glirk Dient · Apr 27, 2006

Que-Ever said:
naw, it had been about three months, and I like, had my hand on her stomach. She thinks she's fat (which she abso-****ing-lutely isn't) and she was like, no, c'mon, move your hand, and I was tryign to convince her that she wasn't fat, etc. And then, she started telling me that she felt like I wasn't listening to her (I was, I just couldn't tell is she was being totally serious) and all her friends had told her to dump me(!) which she did eventually. Meh.

I still like her a bit (this was about a month ago) and it's getting pretty ****ing irritating. I've got another girl now, hopefully she'll keep my mind off the other for now :S

Theres more to it than that. In fact you lost her before you put your hand on her stomach. That just made her feel uncomfortable mostly. She lost interest in you before that and there were possibly other reasons. A girl would never ditch a guy she liked a lot because he put his hand on her stomach. Doesn't work that way. If a girl is interested in a guy she will go leaps and bounds to get/keep him. It's all about interest and keeping the relationship interesting or else it just gets boring and one/both of you end up looking for someone else and getting interested in them more than the person your with and the relationship ends.

If you ever get the vibe that she doesn't like you as much, figure out why and change it.

Sulkdodds · Apr 27, 2006

I...

...well, I...

...I can't really think of anything.

Dalamari · Apr 27, 2006

I'm not actually an apple

or a tomato (even though it's a ****ing apple, cmon, you gotta be shitting me if you think that's a tomato)

Skaadi · Apr 27, 2006

Sulkdodds said:
I...

...well, I...

...I can't really think of anything.

You could find something off that grouphug website and post that....

disturbing but makes for interesting reading.

jondy · Apr 27, 2006

Glirk Dient said:
Theres more to it than that. In fact you lost her before you put your hand on her stomach. That just made her feel uncomfortable mostly.

I'm pretty sure Que-Ever knows she didn't dump him just cos of tummy-touching

Also: changing for the sake of relationships is a silly idea

On topic:
when I was young I once clamped my twin sister's ass with a large pair of pliers

Teta_Bonita · Apr 27, 2006

I pissed in a milk jug, let it rot for 3 weeks and them poured over someone's front doorstep.
D:

Sebastian · Apr 27, 2006

I wack off way too much and I do the things that make me miserable. If only I could do what is healthy I could live a full life, but as it is I accept mediocrity.

jondy · Apr 27, 2006

Sebastian said:
I wack off way too much

Or.... not enough?

The Monkey · Apr 27, 2006

Me and my friends stuffed a locker at my school with eggs, a fish head and milk. It began to smell real quick, and it took them weeks to find the right locker. (We had bought a lock too.) The stench was almost unbearable when the old milk started to come around.

SimonomiS · Apr 27, 2006

I shoot up with heroin prior to any exam to calm my nerves.

Surprisingly I manage to get decent grades.

Solaris · Apr 27, 2006

:O

That's not a good idea.

I only help attracive girls with School work.

evil^milk · Apr 27, 2006

The Monkey said:
M and my friends stuffed a locker at my school with eggs, a fish head and milk. It began to smell real quick, and it took them weeks to find the right locker. (We had bought a lock too.) The stench was almost unbearable when the old milk started to come around.

haha! i've smelled rotten milk before and its stench really sucks.

any way, the only time i did something "wrong" in school was when i jumped over the classroom's window to get someone else's money.

Jangle · Apr 27, 2006

Dalamari said:
I'm not actually an apple

or a tomato (even though it's a ****ing apple, cmon, you gotta be shitting me if you think that's a tomato)

I used to think it was a cherry...

/me runs

Confessions

Newbie

Senior Member

Companion Cube

Party Escort Bot

Senior Member

Newbie

Newbie

Newbie

Newbie

Newbie

Newbie

Party Escort Bot

Companion Cube

Newbie

Companion Cube

Newbie

suckmonkey

Newbie

Newbie

Newbie

Newbie

Newbie

Newbie

Newbie

Party Escort Bot

Party Escort Bot

Tank

Newbie

The Freeman

Tank

Tank

Newbie

Tank

Newbie

Newbie

The Freeman

Tank

Party Escort Bot

Tank

Tank

Similar threads